HATEMADNESS, Jesus Christ AJ I fucking hate you so much. Why haven’t you called me? (1470 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.9 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AJ can suck my dick (love, Rad) (View user info) at 2005-05-30 18:56:22 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67169
I fucking hate you. Everybody hates you. My brain hurts when I remember you exist somewhere in the world. I'm not joking. I get this really sharp pain right behind my eyeball like lightning. Not quick like lightning, but it lingers for a few minutes, so more like a lightning ball. And it hits me hard, knocks my big ass out. The last time I got this pain I thought I was having a fucking stroke.
A FUCKING STROKE due to your sorry punk ass. As I was having my last thought on earth (so I thought) I was thinking about how much I wanted to see you dead. Dead hanging from a wooden fence post in an Iowa cornfield, your gangly limbs stretched out across the splinters of American misery. Dead like the ghosts of my past, I had beaten them all, and they only haunt me slightly compared to this displeasure at seeing your face. In my last moments of life, before the final flickering of consciousness departed my earthly vessel, I made peace with the knowledge that even though you may continue to exist and spread your vile filth upon the world, I would be dead, and would not have to witness this perversion of a human form anymore. I was free from this rage for a minute.
Then I didn't die. I was so upset.
Goddamn it AJ, I fucking lived through it. Now my entire right side is paralyzed, I drool when I slur my speech, and now my testicles get wet when I piss. Just like you, you fucking giraffe. You would think a dude as tall as you would have a penis long enough to reach past his scrotum. Remember: giraffe, not elephant. Oh what the fuck am I saying, you probably cannot comprehend what I am saying to you. I probably lost you somewhere around "I piss on my testes", when you probably pinched your infinitesimal wang and began to stroke. Remember, more than three shakes is masturbation.
Oh man. I cannot even go on writing this horseshit. You aren't worth me thinking about anymore. I'm going to do some new age self help program to help me forget, hypnotism doesn't work, I still sit up at night blind with anger that you are alive, hypnotism only brought out deeply recessed memories on why I hate you so very, very much.
I now remember what you did to me when you came here.
The other Ubercon people didn't know this, but when you came over to my place on that Sunday morning, we apparently did more than just look at my first drafts for my story ideas. Something happened so rank and vile my mind repressed the memory of it for two and a half months. Do this day, all I can remember is duct tape, a jar of mustard, and your mid-riff. Oh, that mid-riff. Christ almighty, I laid on the floor of the shower, turned the water on scalding, and cried. Oh I hate you. Why didn't you call?
Fuck this. I'm going to kill myself I hate you so much.
User Reviews
Submitted by Travisty (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aa
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-30 19:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
666 hits.
Of course.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 17:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Frightening. Brilliant.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 03:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67473
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. GOLD
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG I HATE YOU I JUST HAD A SEIZURE
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahaha
Just fucking with you, Rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, did your dad really have a stroke?
God, man. Sorry.
I HURT FEELINGS
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-01 01:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like yours better.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-05-31 23:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lots of hate.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-31 23:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67473
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have about three strokes a day. Mmm....Jessica Alba - #4......
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:02:23 EDT (#)
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goddamnit vote for me
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here. I hope this makes up for Schlongy's bullhonkery.
Plus, I love that picture. It was my puter wallpaper for ages till the boyfriend made me take it down.
Also, I'm dredging for your vote. *coughvoteforme http://www.ubersite.com/m/67417 coughahem*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:32:23 EDT (#)
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SO THATS IT?
fuck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-31 11:01:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62304#1350960
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:56:31 EDT (#)
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I like AJ too.
It's just that I can hate better than anyone around here.
Not insults. I did little of that.
Actual, seething, wretched hate.
And if some people's attention spans were longer than their wangs, they could appreciate this as well.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:36:51 EDT (#)
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I like Aj.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:28:45 EDT (#)
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And thanks for that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:28:21 EDT (#)
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oh, mommy: Fuck off (in my own little special way)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:23:38 EDT (#)
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I like how in the MRR it looks like I'm paired with Jesus Christ.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:13:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 05:16:43 (#)
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I feel I have a really emotive style. I cannot tell a story, I don't really know anything interesting, but I have this ability to make the reader understand feelings.
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See, but that's one of the most important parts of writing. It dosen't fucking matter what it's about. If you can make the readers identify with that feeling, to recognize the emotion as one they know, you'll have them by the balls.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to see what he posts.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 06:44:37 EDT (#)
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my hate is so misunderstood.
And AJ, you can thank your win in this round to that cunt schlange.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-31 05:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wish not mish.....
and asshole, not monkey.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-31 05:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I write like a broad."
i mish i could claim that. I'm just one of the monkeys, toiling away in a shit strewn, cigarette filled room, trying to bang out the next shakespearean soliloquy. It is slow goin', i'll tell ya.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 05:16:43 EDT (#)
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I feel I have a really emotive style. I cannot tell a story, I don't really know anything interesting, but I have this ability to make the reader understand feelings.
I write like a broad.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-31 00:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, Rad, you rock.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-30 23:31:55 EDT (#)
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Interesting Hate Post Senor Rad... Monsieur Rad? Rad-san? Herr Rad?...... I'm all out.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-30 22:25:47 EDT (#)
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Not bat at all rad, I will admit your hatred runs deep. AJ will probably post something about how your name is "rad" and you're not "rad" to him or something stupid like that, so I officially declare you the champion. I can do that, right?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-30 22:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this shit?
This isn't even worthy of a rating, but I'm going to give you one anyway. Here's a pity +2 because this sucked some nasty shit.
My dad had a stroke.
He wouldn't have bitched about it in a post, though.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-30 22:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm pissed!
I just discovered that he is two inches taller than I am!
But I bet I got bigger hands and...........
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 21:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK. Will do.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-30 21:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-30 20:20:49 (#)
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shlongy, sometimes it is better to remain quiet and let everyone else think you are an idiot, than to open your yap and prove them right.
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I am speechless........for the moment.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-30 20:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Hate
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-30 20:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63698
man, i'm whorin' my posts like a mo fo today.
aw, well. at least it's relevant.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-30 20:20:49 EDT (#)
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shlongy, sometimes it is better to remain quiet and let everyone else think you are an idiot, than to open your yap and prove them right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 20:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck is THIS?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good to see polyamorousdipshit getting a good thrashing.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vile, seething, hatred. Game's over everybody, Rad wins.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw not everyone hates AJ!
I am confused as to how I am supposed to be rating these things.
Ummm... Now that's some good hate?
How are the meep meeps?