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I pump fat chix for a living (794 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.37 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rio G <rio_87.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-31 13:04:54 EDT


This is for all your fat old ladies and useless fucking homos that dont know how to pump gas.

Im trying to relax and read my time magazine, if you come to the full serve part of the station, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THAT?!



I had just closed down the full serve hut for the night (9pm) and this old fat lady (This one takes the cake) drives up to full serve, were all the lights are off, its clearly closed. Gets out, looks at me in my car for a bit, I giggle and me and my dad sit there watching what she does next. She goes into the store to try to get someone to pump her gas. Gets shot down, because, FULL SERVE IS CLOSED.

My dad then bet me 5 dollars she drives away to find another gas station rather than try to pump her own gas. He won.


While im at it, you homeless people need to stop coming in.



This had potential as a post. Then I thought, why bother?

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Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-06-01 01:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:30:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

How can I tell you'll be pumping petrol for a long, long time?

hahahahaha

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-01 00:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And then whats the plan, Rio?

You seem to have enough intellect for an exciting career in... pizza delivery?

Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-01 00:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:30:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

How can I tell you'll be pumping petrol for a long, long time?





No actually, 2 months






Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I claim JIHAD on you ricky retardo!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How can I tell you'll be pumping petrol for a long, long time?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I eat girders.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tell your dad to get you some more pills and some psychiatric assistance.

Submitted by lunarshadows (user info) at 2005-05-31 20:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


Wait, this post sucked dick. Go drink gasoline.

Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why bother indeed?


Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My very first -2DIE

God that felt good

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:29:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Awesome prank Farva


Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked it.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Since your job is working at a gas station, I wouldn't pass up pumping any chick, plump or not...if I were you.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They still have full service at gas stations?

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awesome prank Farva

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You pump 'em, I pimp 'em.

Huzzah for fat chicks.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

At least you are on a career path that has worked for the rest of your family. How the fuck can you afford a computer?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"This had potential as a post. Then I thought, why bother?"



My thoughts exactly, I want my 30 seconds back.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You? Work at a Gas Station? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...


Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

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