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Ubercon Morgue (1045 hits)

Category: News
Labels: Uber_related_posts

Rating: 1.84 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Wheres ma Ludes" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-05-31 13:31:41 EDT


Fuck Michigan

Lets have the next UberCon in the Cook County Morgue

We can drink it up and toke it up and party all night long

And if someone OD's, well shit, plop em in the freezer

Its the perfect party zone

We can use the dead as drink coasters and to fullfill deeply imbedded fetishes and desires...

Um...

I mean...

GO SOX WOO!!!

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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-12 03:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck I remember reading this a while back...can't believe I didn't rate it. hehehe

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-03 08:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Habeeb needs extra +2's for the fact that his MVA name is a heart monitor reading.

Shamone Factor 5 Captain!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-03 07:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh dear, this is hilarious.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations on 300,000 hits Beeb.

And this was great. I've figured out what makes a good Beeb cartoon: any form of 3D perspective.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-01 05:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of my batcholar party

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-31 21:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The dude on the floor has a porn-star wang.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-31 19:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Party time.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know which one is Munkey.

:D

Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

omg.you have no idea how much i laughed.my dog came upstairs.and i fell out of my chair.i leaned back.and it fell over.amazingly funny.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

an interesting inside look at an ubercon. thankyou.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

As long as oral sex goes down, it can be held in Baghdad for all I care.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love stick people blow jobs.



Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tee hee

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post makes me mad...mad that I can't use photoshop to make funny pictures

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you summed that up pretty nicely.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

discusting!

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the way all the boobies sprout from the armpits.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer the graveyard.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like how everyone's naked, that makes it extra special

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

so wrong, but so fucking hysterical

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For some unknown reason, this fucking post made me laugh.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And FYI since the antibiotics, the tip of my peener is purple again, not red.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so wrong, but so fucking hysterical

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Excatly

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

dude, if no chicks show up, just check the freezer....


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