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Tea (885 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.81 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Deidra (View user info) at 2005-05-31 15:55:30 EDT


My soul is crushed.
Glittering on floor
Swept away in a panic when real life calls.

Let's pretend
Happiness, light, domestic bliss

Sprinkles of normalcy
to disguise the heaping pile of rotting flesh

How are you? I am fine.
Would you like a cup of tea?

Fuck you
Fuck your tea
can't you see me dying?

Bleeding, screaming, fetal on the floor
open your blinded eyes and learn to see

Child
Drama Queen
Grow up.

Get your knife out of my heart please,
It really is quite uncomfortable

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User Reviews


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 17:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never rate poetry because I don't enjot it. +2 for staying and learning teh uber lessons.

Submitted by ScoobyDont (user info) at 2005-07-09 19:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your mind is weak. You are arrogant and egotistical.

You should think more about your family and neighbors and those around you and teach them when they are wrong, however difficult that may be. They are probably as arrogant and self-involved as you.

Being depressed and loving yourself more than others is the sign of a weak mind. Learn to love others. Then your mind will be strong, like your heart.

Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 20:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

people always get slated for poetry because poetry is a very personal thing. Which is why, although i'm not keen on this work I decided to give you a +1. And here's one i didn't write. someone else did. it's a song.


oh how I love my tea
tea in the afternoon
i can't do without it
and I think i'll have
another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy
soooooooooooon.




Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you......... and hope you get a chain letter in the mail!!!


For the record

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

and on that farm he had some tampons
E-I-E-I-O

With bloody cotton here, and bloody cotton there....
E-I-E-I-O

Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm he had a -2
E-I-E-I-O
With a -2 here, and a -2 there
Don't ever rate my posts again you dumb ass cunt, scum, loser, hater, bitch-ass, nigger dick eatin'
welfare check collectin, broke car havin, stupid ass, doo-doo smearin on your chest, mcgriddle scarfin slore of a woman...E-I-E-I-O

























VulvOWNED


Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love your work can sarcastically have your autographj?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-01 22:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shite

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-31 20:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

As far as poetry goes, I liked it.

Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-31 20:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I learned the hard way - they don't like poetry around these parts. I liked it, though.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-31 20:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not sure what you were trying to acheive with this. It comes off as chaotic, dysfunctional and unfulfilled, but maybe that was the point?

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-31 18:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Suck thee my sack, my nuts indwelling.

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-05-31 18:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Lets get reeaadyyy to rhumble!"

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get ready to Rhumble

Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the
mic Watch us reck the mic..............Psyche

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get Lets get Lets get ready ready

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get ready to Rhumble

Straight up provin' We can get you groovin'
This tracks boomin' it ain't no hype

Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the
mic watch us wreck the mic.............Psyche

Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody Rhumble)
Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody rhumble)

Sit back Rap attack don't take no flack rhyme
in time to the rhythm of the track
I'm Ant I'm Declan a Duo a Twosome So many
lyrics we're frightened to use 'em

So many lyrics we keep 'em in stores
We've even got them coming out of our pores
Your father your mother your sister your brother
everyone's got to be an AKA Lov-er

Give us the motivation we can cause a sensation
Give us the aspiration we can cause a sensation
Give us the girls top speed Give us the girls stampede
Stylin' Smilin' Everybody buck wilin'

Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody Rhumble)
Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody rhumble)

Partners in crime we'll never do time
A sentence for us has to end in a rhyme
((wiggidy wiggidy)) Raw... and pure like sushi
Don't try to do me use me Or even try to sue me

We lay down the law We're quick on the draw
We played it we made it the rest don't score
No jokes no messin' We teach you a lesson
A state of confusion to keep you all guessin'

Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody Rhumble)
Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody rhumble)

Freakin' it sweatin' it bustin' the mic
Slammin' it jammin' it do what you like

Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get Lets get
Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready
Lets get ready to rhumble

Watch us wreck the mic' Watch us wreck the
mic Watch us wreck the mic.............Psyche

Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody Rhumble)
Lets get ready to rhumble (Lets get ready to rhumble)
Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody rhumble)



Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-05-31 18:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-31 18:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another -2 for +2ing yourself, twit-waffle.

NEVER post poetry and then have the GALL to rate yourself with a +2.

Whore.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You've got the will...but no skill. Take some classes or try to figure out what poets are doing before you try to write poetry. This had no structure whatsoever; try learning that.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Lol! Swearing AND gross imagery and it didn't get all +2's! Amazing really! Oh that's right.. No drug referances. Good thing those are in the reviews. This is hilarious! Thanks guys!

============================
referances?

Stay in 9th grade English you stupid cunt

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my! Everyone looking at this has reviewd it.

auto -2

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lol! Swearing AND gross imagery and it didn't get all +2's! Amazing really! Oh that's right.. No drug referances. Good thing those are in the reviews. This is hilarious! Thanks guys!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shenanigans!!!!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit you suck.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just because it's poetry and I have no idea what you are trying to say, makes this shitty

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mother Mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck
mother fuck
noinsh noinsh noinsh

1-2
1-2-3-4-
noinsh noinsh noinsh

smokin weed, smokin weed
doin coke
drinkin beers
drinkin beers, beers, beers
Rollin fattys smokin blunts
who smokes the blunts
we smoke the blunts
rollin joints
and smokin joints...

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:00:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
-------------------
Best review of shitty emo-goth poetry EVAR.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No mam'

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker




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