Asian ladies standing on toiletts. (2025 hits)
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Submitted by Immure (View user info) at 2003-04-24 13:25:28 EDT
The ladies bathroom has had a frequently recurring problem. There is ALWAYS piss on the toilet seats. I refuse to wipe it up. It's not my piss.
For the longest time I couldn't figure out WHY this always happend, I mean by the time your old enough to use the toilette without help, girls should learn to squat, and if they miss to clean up after themselves.
Today after lunch I found my answer.
I walked into the bathroom and there infront of me was a little old asian lady STANDING on the toilette seat just letting it go all over the place.
My first reaction was WTF? "Close the door!"
With further investigation however I found I am not the first to be witness to such an act. And the little old asian lady is not the only one to do it.
Apparently many of the women here have no idea how to use a modern toilette. Most of them have immigrated here and are used to peeing straight into holes in the ground, and so that's why they stand on the toilette. (told to me by a co-worker)
Thought I'd share. It was both a funny and disturbing site.
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Submitted by Freeman at 2004-01-18 01:34:00 EST (#)
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*snort*
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-06-26 11:21:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-24 19:51:21 (#)
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I was so afraid this post was going to be accompanied by a picture.
Me too bart, me too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Teri (user info) at 2003-04-25 04:26:58 EDT (#)
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On my last trip to Hong Kong, they still had squat-toilets in some of the older buildings ... I managed to lose at least five pockets of change when I used those. Plus some jerk's misfires made the sides all slippery. Argh. Hate squat-toilets.
Submitted by ninja <tarendar.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-04-25 01:23:16 EDT (#)
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All this coulda been avoided with........
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-04-25 01:01:47 EDT (#)
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i grew up in manila. it is a very dirty city. pollution, germs, red light districts, etc. let's not get started with prostitution. anyhoo, my mom is an expert in using public restrooms without her skin making direct contact with anything that could quite possibly have been touched by others. she hovers her butt over the john like a pro. she keeps endless supply of paper towels, napkins, etc so in the event that she HAS to touch something, she has a barrier between her skin and the object. i was too young/short to hover my twat over the toilet so my mom would help me stand on top of the crapper and squat. accidents have happened--poor aim, the ole foot in the toilet--but i got taller and after years of practice my butt is now an accomplished hovercraft. THANKS MOM!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-24 19:51:21 EDT (#)
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I was so afraid this post was going to be accompanied by a picture.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-24 17:11:17 EDT (#)
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You should report it to your manager and get them to put a sign up in the loos with instructions. However if these women cannot even piss in the toilet properly what the fuck are they doing WORKING at your company? Can they even read and write English? I'm not being racist here, it just takes some common sense to work out local custom or to ask someone how things are done surely?
Fucking nutters.
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-04-24 15:34:34 EDT (#)
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So they STAND on the toilet as well as dripping a bit of piss on the seat? Sounds like a fucking death-trap.
I would love to see one of these people take a fall while pissing. That would be funny. Attempting Bathroom Gymnastics just for a leak is just begging for you to fall down like a bag of shit. Priceless!
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-24 14:02:12 EDT (#)
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When I was in public school had a 'midget' janitor. he would often be seen using the childrens urinal. He would pull his pants all the way down to the floor when doing so. At the time I thought it was ultra strange, but i accepted it. Looking back I wonder if that behavior or 'sight' would have been frowned apon by the school system had they been aware of his urinal ritual.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-24 13:56:20 EDT (#)
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You certainly know some interesting stuff, Raimee :)
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-24 13:44:34 EDT (#)
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There are people in the US without indoor plumbing, too. Remember the old man who fell in the outhouse when it collapsed? That was pretty much a hole in the ground with walls. He went on Oprah and she decided to surprise him with a toilet. :)
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-24 13:41:48 EDT (#)
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I regret clicking on this post. Hopefully my morning coffee will wash away what I just read from my memory.
Murphy
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-04-24 13:41:02 EDT (#)
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Yes i get what you mean. In bathrooms in Malaysia, actaully they are holes in the dirt,you have to squat over the hole- and you have to pay 25 cents for each sheet of toliet paper. I remember being 12 and being like WTF this isn't that normal. If you think about it though in certain third world countries they can't afford to pay for plumbing systems, etc. The sale of sheets of toliet paper was a way to make money off of tourists. Now when we travel to countries such as malaysia, my mom has made it a custom to carry her own rolls of toliet paper with her. It works quite well. As far as pee on the toliets in public bathrooms, i always hope they have those disposable toliet seat covers!!!!!!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-24 13:27:41 EDT (#)
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In Japan they squatted over the holes, and I am assuming the same everywhere else. I don't get the standing thing.