HateMadness- Rad your name is "Rad" and you're not "Rad" to me or something stupid like that. (1007 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.58 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-31 23:08:06 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67169 - The contest
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67382 - The fellow combatant
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-30 22:25:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad at all rad, I will admit your hatred runs deep. AJ will probably post something about how your name is "rad" and you're not "rad" to him or something stupid like that.
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I saw this review on Rad's post and I froze up immediately. I mean, how was I going to write this thing when GLALL had already spelled out my whole premise in one sentence?
Wait. What am I thinking? I'm no Kazzerax. I'm no Jgreening. I'm not some n00b fuck that can't hate to save his nuts. I'm Poly Motherfucking AJ. No one in the history of Ubersite save possibly Bart has received as many hate posts, as much ridicule, or as much disdain as I have. And my brothers and sisters I stand here today a better man for it. For you see, I can dish it out as well as it can be given. So be prepared, Rad1101!!11011. Your end is nigh.
Where do we start? How about with the fact that this sad sack motherfucker has 144 posts? Yes, that seems like a good jumping off point. Since he's arrived on the scene in September, this degenerate piece of shit has put up a gross of posts. That's 18 posts per month. Not quite on the level of depraved loser WhatTheHell, but pretty close. Granted he wouldn't have so many if he knew how to attach a fucking photo, but that's another can of worms. Don't know how to attach the picture? You don't deserve to live.
Rad finally did figure out how to attach a picture, though. And Ubersite is worse off for it. Fool me once, shame on you- fool me twice, shame on me, right? That's what we've all been told. But fool Rad four times and the stupid 'mo still decides to put his mug up. He's like the mouse that didn't realize when you get the electric shock you're supposed to go a different way to get the cheese. Dumb bastard just plows through like a retard on a candy-binge.
But take a look at that picture.
Precious. A bride on her wedding day. Then there's Rad.
Here's the story Rad gives.
Rad: "I love you honey."
Rads_wife: "I love you too. Can I suck your dick when we get in the limo?"
Rad: "Anything you want, baby."
Here's how it really went down.
Rad: "Excuse me, Miss, but your husband is waiting at the end of the aisle..."
Rads_wife: "Get your hand off my back you fucking pervert. You can point, ya know? Who hired this fucking usher anyway?"
To further his web of deceit, Rad went so far as to register the username "Rads_wife" to try and play along with the facade he's created. Excuse me, but can someone tell me when blow-up dolls had distinguishable and maneuverable fingers? To top it off Rad and "Rads_wife" maintain they didn't come to the Ubercon in Las Vegas because they were at a sex club. Must've been a day when you could bring your own props.
Ignoring the fact that he's a lying sack of shit, we also have reason to hate him for being such an ugly motherfucker. Hey Rad, the 1980s called... they want their stereotypical ugly Russian bouncer dude from the movies that gets hilariously kicked in the nuts or something to that effect back. Oh, and Street Fighter wants to know when you're going to stop ripping off Zangief. He's a trademarked character. Besides, I didn't think you liked commies.
Enough of ripping on Rad's looks. I'm sure he's had enough of that growing up, going to college, and even out in the workforce. It's not any easier when you've got a dog that can emasculate even the manliest of men in the puny little dachsund. Case and point, Rad sucks. He sucks so badly... umm... he's not even WORTHY of a well-thought out or planned hatepost. That's right, I went there. You see, people like Rad would think those last two sentences suck. But people like Rad wouldn't be smart enough to read them like Stewie from Family Guy.
Stupid people like Rad. Fuck off, the lot of you.
PS- Rad looks like he belongs to this litte duo right here. They need a third leg to that incestual homosexual love triangle. Rad would fit right in. The mo.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 02:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beer
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-01 12:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
catagory: Romance.
BAH HA HA HA HAA
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahaha
Pretty damn funny.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost it right about here:
Dumb bastard just plows through like a retard on a candy-binge.
Good thing there aren't too many people in the office yet to hear me giggling like a moron.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-06-01 03:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on Woo!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-01 03:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mildly amusing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you. I had another stroke.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
got my vote.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-01 01:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good, but "abs is code for gay" made me laugh out loud
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 01:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ I hate me now.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-01 01:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love this stuff.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-06-01 00:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-31 23:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-05-31 23:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad, AJ.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-31 23:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go Kazzerax up in this bitch and start IMing people to +2 me.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-31 23:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha B@W you've got my vote and all that jazz