Goose Poop (709 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.82 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Deidra (View user info) at 2005-05-31 23:58:31 EDT
Hate! Hate Hate Hate Hate! Hate some more! Toadfucker!
Fuck that raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, these are a few of the things I hate.
Daily.
· Eggs. It came out of a chicken's ass and it tastes a bit like chewing on a nail. Yum.
· Goose poop. Big, green smelly poop all over the pathways of the park.
· Those stupid frilly miniskirts that fell out of 1983. They looked stupid then, worse now.
· The word "chillax". It was made up for a fucking commercial. Where's the beef?
· Cat puke. What on earth are they eating while I'm not looking?
· Foods that taste like foot odour.
· The G key on my craptop.
· My littlest toe on my right foot. I think it's been put on wrong.
· Rolling over in bed and getting futon frame up the ass.
· Centipedes. Those things are fucking freaky.
· Toronto.
User Reviews
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 20:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
poop sucks.
as do craptops.
my old one was from 1995 and i got rid of it two years ago, how about yours?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had some tampons
E-I-E-I-O
With bloody cotton here, and bloody cotton there....
E-I-E-I-O
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a -2
E-I-E-I-O
With a -2 here, and a -2 there
Don't ever rate my posts again you dumb ass cunt, scum, loser, hater, bitch-ass, nigger dick eatin'
welfare check collectin, broke car havin, stupid ass, doo-doo smearin on your chest, mcgriddle scarfin slore of a woman...E-I-E-I-O
VulvOWNED
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poop indeed
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-01 17:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate 1337 and 1338.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-01 17:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-01 17:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-01 13:51:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Eggs don't come out of the ass
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Roll over and let me look.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-01 13:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eggs don't come out of the ass
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-01 11:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care what you ate for breakfast, you fucking slore.
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-06-01 00:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you haven't lived until you fucked a toad
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-01 00:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D, we function on the same wavelength. This struck a chord, definitely. Tho I wanted to see a pic of your mutant toe.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-06-01 00:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Photos of you playing in traffic.