JESUS Christ Pornstar (870 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.83 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Twiddle is GOING TO HELL. (View user info) at 2005-06-01 04:35:39 EDT
It was your typical day on your typical street in a typical city. Other than that shit got weird fast. I am a producer of niche porn. You know the stuff: Dogs and Hogs(fat girls), most Ron Germy porn, and especially Christian porn.
I was hip deep in a pool of lube when the star of my newest production walked in, Jesus Christ.
"What's up dude ya got a doobie on ya"
"Sure JC anything for my boy"
I pulled out a blunt to end all blunts and sparked up.
JC, said "Damn nigga, dis some good shit" as he began stroking his meat for the upcoming scene.
The scene featured JC, Mary and a little lamb, and a bathtub full of octopusses.
It was gonna be great. Wool,cum and 64 tentacles all rolled into one.
The only problem Mary had the red tide flowing. ''Shit thats not a problem'' JC said.
He commenced to part the Red C......unt and production was on. He is Moses's cousin after all.
Needles to say the porn went on to make millons at the post office and I'm a very rich man today.
See you all in HELL.
User Reviews
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:43:33 EDT (#)
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I demand perfect spelling from all Goddamn it I'm a hypocrittee
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vindicare (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:58:14 (#)
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And people are demanding drugs be LEGALISED?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:14:54 EDT (#)
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the fuck are you talking about?
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:48:10 EDT (#)
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Maybe we should "legalise" or legalize dictionaries as well
Submitted by Vindicare (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:58:14 EDT (#)
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And people are demanding drugs be LEGALISED?
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:46:59 EDT (#)
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dammit, this could have been so good. loved the bit about "parting the Red C".
too bad you suck.
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:25:42 EDT (#)
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If done right, I think Jesus as a pornstar would make a funny story. But this was just shit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:10:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.tubgirl.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:44:05 EDT (#)
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Good title.
Shit ass post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:10:04 EDT (#)
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This was great
http://www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:06:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 05:01:48 (#)
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what the fuck is this?
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Who the fuck is this?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-01 07:59:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-06-01 06:58:06 (#)
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Awfull
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-06-01 06:58:06 EDT (#)
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Awfull
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-06-01 06:39:08 EDT (#)
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my one way ticket to the DEVIL
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 05:01:48 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is this?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-01 04:46:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-01 04:37:37 EDT (#)
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lemonparty.org
See YOU in hell.