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My trip to Yorkshire + camwhore + nature post (2542 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.21 on 129 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-06-01 15:21:17 EDT


I spent the bank holiday with 14 friends in Yorkshire. While we were there we climbed a big hill called Pen- y- Ghent (694m), looked at some waterfalls and drank lots of red wine and local beer.

Our first night was lively because some pikeys had set up an illegal all night rave right next to the pub where we were staying in Ribblehead. This is very very unlucky as there are only two things in Ribblehead- the pub and a station.

Here is a picture of taken on Friday night. Yes it was really cold. I am the one in the mauve cagoule.

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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nice to see you're coming around to my way of thinking

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually maybe I should take up a hobby- I must be mental to keep coming back here!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe you should take up a hobby if you are bored. I'd be quite surprised if you were the nicest person I'll ever met, seeing as you are one of only about 10 people in the whole world who are nasty to me about my weight, style and looks (the other 9 are all members of this site too)

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

one of the nicest you could ever hope to meet. it's not posturing, it's the annihilation of boredom

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA. You should use your powers for good not bad Istaros. I'm sure you're a nice young man underneath all that posturing.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

due to those such as yourself, it is far more a curse than a blessing

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah I smell awful. people are always complaining to me in the street and the kids don't want to be in my class. I don't know how my husband has put up with it for the 9 years we have been married- he deserves a medal.

I'm impressed you can smell through the Internet.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't know why i should be telling you, YOU're the one who has to live with their stench. perhaps the accumulation of cottage cheese under your fat rolss masks their particular scent?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a pikey's a pikey's a pikey. no way around it.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

those "pikeys" are all professionals with postgraduate qualifications- they are doctors and teachers and social workers and psychiatrists and biomedical scientists and stuff.

they are like me though.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking retard

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh and that... thing, it ain't mauve

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

contrary to what you may believe this -2 is not because i hate you. no. and it is not because you're British. nor is it because you're a gross misuse of skin cells. hell, it's not even because of your droll vapidity, even though that WOULD merit such a rating.

no. this rating is due to that fact that you mingled with filthy, ratty, equally-worthless-as-you pikeys.

"Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:05:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
You wicked, wicked little girl. You ate Mr. Wonka's gum didn't you?"
this however was just marvelous

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-24 10:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantasy Football Violence Winner +2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 07:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just repairing my rating.

This is another of my QUALITY POSTS.

I think everyone on uber is super!

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FKU

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

CHub CHub

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fatass

Submitted by XICOHTENCATL-NELLI (user info) at 2005-09-02 21:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I buried a whore in that location, oh what jolly memories!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-02 21:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

officially the funniest review on here:

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:05:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

You wicked, wicked little girl. You ate Mr. Wonka's gum didn't you?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-02 21:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Does Dr. Green swing both ways?
**********
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahem
<sigh> you need more work done too?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-18 18:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2005-06-18 18:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, I think I've been there. that bridge is certainly familiar.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Kag in the Bag

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-13 19:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there is absolutely no excuse for that attire.

i would rather freeze to death.



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Noted meteorologist Dr. Windstam Wankersham-Smythe waves to the camera as he and his assistant Peter Porkins are about to launch a mauve weather-balloon over the Yorkshire Moors..."

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-05 17:42:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

"mauve cagoule"????? WTF??, You mean the purple windbreaker?

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'mauve cagoule' is the one - welcome to england

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-05 17:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"mauve cagoule"????? WTF??, You mean the purple windbreaker?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-05 17:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tinky Winky

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:36:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

trees seem a bit scarce

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It's too windy for trees. only grass and heather and prickles and that can survive. (I don't know the Latin name for Prickles)

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

trees seem a bit scarce

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-04 10:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm from Yorkshire

auto +2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-04 03:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-03 20:07:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Automatic -2 for aquaduct

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It's a viaduct.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-03 22:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I could have sworn I saw you providing the aerial camera shots during the Memorial Golf Tournament coverage on ESPN today.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-03 20:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Automatic -2 for aquaduct

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-03 19:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Right on topic:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67748

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont think you could accurately define 'green' after seeing this picture, given the gargantuan variety of shades the british countryside and millets has to offer.

it's anybody's game really

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone would like to email the man in the green, I'll pass your address on- along with any message. He's a Doctor at a University and he is very single.

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Now, are we to assume that by "green", you actually mean "green"..... OR, is it more along the lines of "mauve" is to periwinkle as "green" is to dark blue?


heehee...... just giving you a hard time :)

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bollocks they are both wearing green. the one who is not ginger is single. on the left as you look at the picture.

*never posts again*

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone would like to email the man in the green, I'll pass your address on- along with any message. He's a Doctor at a University and he is very single.

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Now, are we to assume that by "green", you actually mean "green"..... OR, is it more along the lines of "mauve" is to periwinkle as "green" is to dark blue?


heehee...... just giving you a hard time :)

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-03 07:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-06-03 00:30:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

ITS BLUE. theres no such thing as mauve

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http://www.kiwiscraps.com/Shop%20files/ALBUMS/utucanbind/Mauve.jpg

colour-pwned

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that how you spell Ka-Goooool?

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Possibly not.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that how you spell Ka-Goooool?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know why this is still on most heated.

My friend is a Doctor of butterflies not medcine (bit like Ross Geller) I believe he goes for any type of women.

Mauve: here is an ebay search. You will see that, like us, the sellers are split between the colour of my now famous jacket and a pinker colour.

http://search.ebay.co.uk/mauve_W0QQfcclZ1QQfclZ4QQfltZ9QQfnuZ1

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, I'm pretty sure that jacket is 'perriwinkle.' Mauve is more purple. Like a penis head.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does Dr. Green swing both ways?

Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-01 18:57:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

The fact that any of these green snot rockets think that they have any right to criticize ANYONE, (let alone a cutie sporting a British hunk on either side), is the only thing laughable about this post.

I hope you had a great time while the uber-aneurisms were busy eating pork rinds and cybering with bots.

Ditto.

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By the way, does the eminently single Dr Green go for female underpaid Australian consultants with superhero fetishes?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Umm, aaah..

Oh! So you wouldn't happen to know of a decent paying job anywhere near you?
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone would like to email the man in the green, I'll pass your address on- along with any message. He's a Doctor at a University and he is very single.

Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-06-03 00:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ITS BLUE. theres no such thing as mauve

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-02 23:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hi cindy!

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-02 19:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm telling you that's not mauve

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-06-02 18:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:12:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Illegal raves in Yorkshire. That brings back memories. Last weekend actually.

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The best raver we met was called Funky. Is it you or someone you know?

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Wasn't me, I was near Doncaster in a warehouse. I don't think I know anybody called Funky but I did meet a guy who could drink 4 tinnies in two minutes, which was impressive.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-02 17:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You all look very English - that is to say, pale and chilly.

+2 camwhore. You and your friends are cute.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:59:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.millets.co.uk/ProductImages/Large/04084808LS.jpg

For some reason, it looks a little different on her than it does on you.

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I guess thats because she is a professional model, and I like to eat shoes.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

omfg thats hot.


D0S= shoe fetish.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:17:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

so, did you really eat that dudes shoes?
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yeh

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so, did you really eat that dudes shoes?

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They still make them?

My god.

And I would have described that colour as lilac, not mauve. But nevermind.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.millets.co.uk/ProductImages/Large/04084808LS.jpg

For some reason, it looks a little different on her than it does on you.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's from Millets. It's a 'kag in a bag'http://www.millets.co.uk/Millets.storefront/EN/Product/040848081.

I bought it cos I melted holes in my old one smoking when drunk at Glastonbury.

On the subject of the colour Mauve there is a book available for anyone interested in further research:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0393020053/104-0506704-7788728?v=glance

It's all about the man who invented the colour.

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do they still actually make cagoules anymore?

And if they do, can you buy them outside of Millets?

And did it come with instructions on exactly how to fold it back up into it's credit card sized carrying pouch, or it's own pocket?

I believe Yorkshire has precisely 2 good things in it - York, and the Great Western Shopping Village.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone would like to email the man in the green, I'll pass your address on- along with any message. He's a Doctor at a University and he is very single.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck is mauve?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now THIS made me laugh!

*ahem* - if the gentlemen are available, could you please post thier email addys? hehehehe I'm sure you don't need them as friends anymore...after all, you have all of us uberers!

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:05:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

The comments... my God, the comments...


By the way, c1ndy, I'd ditch that jacket. It makes you look like a pregnant smurf.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i thought mauve was more of a reddish colour

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Illegal raves in Yorkshire. That brings back memories. Last weekend actually.

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The best raver we met was called Funky. Is it you or someone you know?

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Illegal raves in Yorkshire. That brings back memories. Last weekend actually.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:14:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 1

"Last night, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury."

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Heheheheh.

"The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become ruffians?"

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Serve them with an ASBO.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never said she was fat, I was making fun of her awful jacket.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whenever I see pictures of English people I feel like I want to hang out with them for some reason.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:26:43 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-01 18:57:53 (#)
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The fact that any of these green snot rockets think that they have any right to criticize ANYONE, (let alone a cutie sporting a British hunk on either side), is the only thing laughable about this post.

I hope you had a great time while the uber-aneurisms were busy eating pork rinds and cybering with bots.

Ditto.


Though your score was nearly affected by being upset at a rave next doort o where you were staying, I hope you went and experienced something different rather than staying in a boring hotel room complaining...

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Some of the lads went over and said it was brilliant- I was too tired and drunk to be affected by the alll night VERY LOUD music. It's not really my thing- I prefer music with guitars and words nowadays- I've done my share of dancing all night in Ibiza, and have experienced the dance tent at glastonbury though.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, no thorpe. I know you were only insulting her jacket.

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-01 18:57:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

The fact that any of these green snot rockets think that they have any right to criticize ANYONE, (let alone a cutie sporting a British hunk on either side), is the only thing laughable about this post.

I hope you had a great time while the uber-aneurisms were busy eating pork rinds and cybering with bots.

Ditto.


Though your score was nearly affected by being upset at a rave next doort o where you were staying, I hope you went and experienced something different rather than staying in a boring hotel room complaining...

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We had a great time actually- I went with people I was at school and uni and stuff with, and I hadn't seen some of them for ages, so it was great.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 1

"Last night, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury."

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Heheheheh.

"The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become ruffians?"

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yorkshite is dull...

DULL AND COLD AND BORING.

You poor woman.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That jacket is borderline ridiculous.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You all look very happy. It's a great picture.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:14:37 (#)
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Fuck you all who are saying she's fat. Fuuuuuuuck yoooooooou. I'm sure you all are featured supermodels in Paris, now aren't you? This was actually true and interesting, so go jerk of into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
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Who's saying she's fat?

That jacket would make ME look like a blimp.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rad- i was explaining why I don't care what people say about my picture. Your kind offer is appreciated, however.

Apollo- you can mock, but I bet I know more facts than anyone here about railway building, as a result of the 10 minutes I spent in aforementioned museum, which is of course very useful.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:57:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

You went to a railway museum?

Sweet jesus.

The war of the roses demands I spit in Yorkshire's general direction at least twice a day. """


Ditto.



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who was trying to pick you up?

I was just offering moustache rides, not a long term relationship (ie. one night stand)

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha, morning Uber!

Thanks to everyone who has leapt to my defence- as I've said elsewhere, I've been happily married for 8 years- I'm not here to pick up men off the interweb- I'm here for the stories. The men in the picture are both available, however. I posted the picture because it's a striking picture of the Yorkshire countryside- see the viaduct and drystone walls and big hills.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you all who are saying she's fat. Fuuuuuuuck yoooooooou. I'm sure you all are featured supermodels in Paris, now aren't you? This was actually true and interesting, so go jerk of into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, Cindy.....please remember that the only way to pick up the internet nerds is to post pictures taken via WEBCAMERA, with less than desirable lighting.

Trust me.......Those hotties that you "holiday'ed" with...they're NOTHING compared to the tail you can pick up on UBERSITE!



Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Last night, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury."

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The comments... my God, the comments...


By the way, c1ndy, I'd ditch that jacket. It makes you look like a pregnant smurf.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-01 23:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

isnt muave like a light pastel burgundy? and waht the hell is a calahooooogie? your name is cindy so i guess you are the bird in-between wearing the calahooooogie.

+2 because without reading any comments, i am sure the ignorant bastards are flaming away.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-01 23:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-06-01 18:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:42:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is a mauve cagoule? Aren't you the one in the blue tent?



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hahahaha now that was funny.

Ah, the ol' anglic countryside hey? looks pretty miserable to me to be honest. Thank god for QLD weather.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-01 22:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ease up, people. Everyone looks chunky when they're wearing a tent.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-01 21:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tinki winki

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-01 21:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-01 20:50:07 (#)
Ranking: -1

You should sell yourself in that jacket out to "Goodyear" and make a mint.

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Advice from someone who nose......

http://www.frootloops.com/promotions/flchalk/

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-01 20:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You should sell yourself in that jacket out to "Goodyear" and make a mint.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"who wants a moustache ride?"

<guy on the right>

"ME ME ME ME!!"

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-01 18:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The fact that any of these green snot rockets think that they have any right to criticize ANYONE, (let alone a cutie sporting a British hunk on either side), is the only thing laughable about this post.

I hope you had a great time while the uber-aneurisms were busy eating pork rinds and cybering with bots.


Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-06-01 18:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:42:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is a mauve cagoule? Aren't you the one in the blue tent?



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HAHAHAHAHHA

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-01 17:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love pics of English country.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-01 17:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, DOS -

That comment just got spit shot at my monitor.

Holy Christ, now THAT was funny.

(or at least we alters thought so)
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glad to hear it, alterboy.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like a teletubby minus the stupid little TV screen.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

All I can hear is the oompaloompa song =(

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, DOS -

That comment just got spit shot at my monitor.

Holy Christ, now THAT was funny.

(or at least we alters thought so)



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:46:01 (#)
Ranking: -1

man on right: "why hallo thar buttsecks"!

C1ndy: "my my, nice shoes have we got there"?


man on left: "what, you gonna eat those too? ohhh sod off, the lot of ya"!

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you spying on me? thats EXACTLY what happened. mmmmmm shoes.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

man on right: "why hallo thar buttsecks"!

C1ndy: "my my, nice shoes have we got there"?


man on left: "what, you gonna eat those too? ohhh sod off, the lot of ya"!

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're getting a +2 because I'm probably laughing a little more than I should at the comments thus far.

It might be because I saw the Willy Wonka movie on cable this weekend.



Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whose the purple marshmellow in the middle?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:05:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

You wicked, wicked little girl. You ate Mr. Wonka's gum didn't you?

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Hello Zoidburg. Thankyou for my usual +2. I think there are a couple of my posts you may have neglected to insult me on yet.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:05:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

You wicked, wicked little girl. You ate Mr. Wonka's gum didn't you

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My sides split right open, I need to find my spleen

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You wicked, wicked little girl. You ate Mr. Wonka's gum didn't you?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You crazy brits

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-01 16:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for enduring that little outburst

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:57:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

You went to a railway museum?

Sweet jesus.

The war of the roses demands I spit in Yorkshire's general direction at least twice a day.

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The station was also a railway museum with useful facts about the local area.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Next time I go walking I'm wearing a dress and some nice heels.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You went to a railway museum?

Sweet jesus.

The war of the roses demands I spit in Yorkshire's general direction at least twice a day.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GAH FUCK I CANT HELP IT I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING OR IM GONNA EXPLODE

YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT GRAPE/BALLOON AND I WANT TO EAT YOU/POP YOU

I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/grimace/grimace1.jpg
http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/grimace/grimace1.jpg
http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/grimace/grimace1.jpg
http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/grimace/grimace1.jpg
http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/grimace/grimace1.jpg



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a Viaduct. Last one built entirely my men. (I dunno what they use for them now- it's a fact off the wall of the railway museum)

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'M BITING METHODS FUCKING TONGUE TOO....

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Soooo.... what are you trying to say?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look at the size of that bridge.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha.

Everyone feel free to continue the themes raised in my last camwhore post!

My job involves arguing with stroppy teenagers every day, I'm not going to be upset by people on the Internet saying i look fat in a raincoat- I've been on this site for over a year- I know what happens if you post pictures.

Thankyou for biting your tongue Method. You truly are a gentleman.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:46:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't believe you lugged a sumo suit all the way up that hill.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

That was fucking hillarious.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hooray for Alf Wight.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't believe you lugged a sumo suit all the way up that hill.

Submitted by JagerSpeed (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

holy shit, veruca salt joined uber!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is a mauve cagoule? Aren't you the one in the blue tent?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IM BITING MY FUCKING TONGUE

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was thinking by your name that you were one of the males.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great photo.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go camwhore...Woo hoo!


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II