Turns Out Bush Is A Filthy, Filthy Man (Prob NSFW For Anal People) (1150 hits)
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Submitted by Draqus (View user info) at 2005-06-01 18:59:24 EDT
So there I was, idly browsing the news, trying to keep abreast of current affairs lest we are all devoured by Jewish-counter-conspirators, when this leaps out at me from the front page.
Turns out Bush, the high and mighty president of the America, is actually not a devout Christian at all! In fact, he's a bit experimental when it comes to the bedroom. I would hope that he doesn't do it with little ol' Laura, that's all I'm saying.
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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-12 12:14:32 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-05 19:09:19 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:10:41 EDT (#)
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you really are missing the glaringly obvious point aren't you?
Are you sure you aren't welsh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-03 14:28:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-03 12:58:15 (#)
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Shits like you don't know what they're talking about.
Being in the army requires a hell of a lot of physical ability and endurance. Not that I disagree with your sentiment about technological superiority, but it means nothing in the hands of a scabby inbred moron who needs a permanent nebuliser, as you seem to suggest.
Wars today are not wars yesterday. This much is obvious. Stop pointing it out like it's a revelation.
But similiarly, don't fucking talk to me about World War 2 yanks. You came in when everyone else had been slogging it out for an age and now you go on about winning the war.
ARROGANCE. HYPOCRISY. STUPIDITY.
I watch movies like U-571, which rewrite fucking history, and TV programmes like Friends, where some stuck-up yank bastard says to some stereotypical Brit "Well, we won the war, so stuff you" and the audience fucking cheers like inbred morons.
FUCK AWAY OFF.
You cannot take all the glory. We did it *together*. But no, you get this sanctimonious bullshit about "we won the war" and then you turn around, like this utter shite, and go on about how war is shit, and this is all wrong.
You only have yourselves to blame, for being a country with a majority of warmongers and xenophobes who, as Caulaincourt rightly points out, spread your anti-culture without limits.
I agree with the general "don't whine" sentiment of your post, but I fucking hate what it's wrapped up in, and I hate your petty bullshit that you use as justification. """
way to miss the point autard.
i am english and was taking the piss out of the flag waving cunts.
carry on.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-03 07:21:42 EDT (#)
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Now, now, Draqus, just because his picture makes him look 12...
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:49:04 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry Thorpe, you're what, twelve or something?
Know what oral sex is?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 05:16:03 EDT (#)
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Deep Throat means oral sex too!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Vindicare (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:53:03 EDT (#)
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wow, thats certainly original material...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 02:19:56 EDT (#)
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well jeeze, welcome back dude!
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2005-06-01 22:25:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:28:25 (#)
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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:13:47 (#)
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Actually the name "Deep Throat" was taken from a popular porn movie of that time frame, so the idea does fit, historically that is.
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where the fuck have your been?
I thought you killed yourself after Zoidberg bootstomped your ass.
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Nope, just got bored with things and didn't log on much. Just call it a sabbatical.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-01 22:21:16 EDT (#)
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Earth shattering.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-01 20:11:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:28:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:13:47 (#)
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Actually the name "Deep Throat" was taken from a popular porn movie of that time frame, so the idea does fit, historically that is.
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where the fuck have your been?
I thought you killed yourself after Zoidberg bootstomped your ass.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:27:27 EDT (#)
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THIS IS SO CLEVAR!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:26:41 EDT (#)
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And you can't spell. """
I'm ESL. I have an excuse. Do you have one for sucking?
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:13:47 EDT (#)
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Actually the name "Deep Throat" was taken from a popular porn movie of that time frame, so the idea does fit, historically that is.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:08:50 EDT (#)
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And you can't spell.
Or read.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-01 19:04:15 EDT (#)
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Surely you're the first one to think of this after seeing this headline.
Your sense of humor is accute and very unique dranus.