In the spirit of Ubersite (2436 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.64 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Deidra (View user info) at 2005-06-02 00:35:33 EDT
My ass.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-17 22:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...so is that your elbow or what?
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i've seen better...but i've sen worse.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gross ass and a pathetic attempt to seek attention.
Have a -2.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-08 16:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:33:00 (#)
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i concur with adam, indubitably.
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u nid hookd on fonics.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-08 14:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice zit.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 14:25:34 EDT (#)
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Just checkin'
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:23:24 (#)
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Someone needs a tan...and by someone I mean "you" and by tan I mean my cock in your ass.
OK- did I just go too far???
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I don't want your cock in my ass! Who do you think I am? Vulva?!?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:23:24 EDT (#)
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Someone needs a tan...and by someone I mean "you" and by tan I mean my cock in your ass.
OK- did I just go too far???
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had some tampons
E-I-E-I-O
With bloody cotton here, and bloody cotton there....
E-I-E-I-O
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a -2
E-I-E-I-O
With a -2 here, and a -2 there
Don't ever rate my posts again you dumb ass cunt, scum, loser, hater, bitch-ass, nigger dick eatin'
welfare check collectin, broke car havin, stupid ass, doo-doo smearin on your chest, mcgriddle scarfin slore of a woman...E-I-E-I-O
VulvOWNED
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-07 18:33:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/67622
i want attention
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-07 18:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Usually, panties give me a boner.
I said "usually".
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-06-07 18:01:38 EDT (#)
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Yes, what is that grey squiggle?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:56:48 EDT (#)
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What is that little grey squiggle right above the middle of the thong?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whore.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-02 20:58:48 EDT (#)
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i hope that mole isnt cancerous
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:33:00 EDT (#)
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i concur with adam, indubitably.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:13:23 EDT (#)
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The thing about it being this close is that your ass could be huge, and that could be a bedsheet and two peices of rope. It's impossible to discern scale.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:35:18 EDT (#)
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Your ASS is EATING your thong
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamnit, I was eating late lunch.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
needs plenty more cowbell.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHIT(stain) post thursday
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:05:10 EDT (#)
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my tribute
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67622
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice mole
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your ass, my ass!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I smell shit.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:13:33 EDT (#)
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Nice retaliatory -2, bitch.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get someone else to take the photo.
Plenty of people here are offering.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-02 08:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't hold grudges...otherwise I would be -2DIE'ing you shit to absolute death....so here buddy +1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-02 08:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Charming.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-02 07:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey - you know that the skin on your arse is about ten years or so behind your face?
No, well - apparently, due to not really seeing the sun a lot, the arse skin is less damaged, and your face would look like that if you didn't go out in the sun.
I personally don't want an arseface.
And the point of this was to mention that clearasil works on arses too.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-02 07:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
such intelligence....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-02 07:39:21 EDT (#)
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That's so much of a closeup I can smell the skid marks in your thong!
Skip the "middle man" next time and show us your cunt.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Far too much of a close-up there.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:40:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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awww, you scared the little boys.
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-06-02 06:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
definetly ass cancer no doubt I'll come over and check that out for you. just to be sure
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:42:20 EDT (#)
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too close. pull out a bit, show us ya curves. while you're at it, show us ya babaloons.
Submitted by Vindicare (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um what...did u make that thong ureself?
WTFMATE
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:25:11 EDT (#)
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Not cool.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:56:46 EDT (#)
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Blimey, there's no pleasing some people.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:46:35 EDT (#)
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HEY ARSEHOLE! THAT'S MY ARSE!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gross
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:37:16 EDT (#)
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I think the Surgeon General disapproves of this particular use of dental floss.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:16:58 (#)
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I haven't decided how I feel about this.
************
Someone finally made me laugh today.
Thank You
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, first thing this made me think of was lindsay lohan's front...except for the lack of camel toe, of course.
http://www.kijkmeaanalsik.com/kijkmeaanalsik-lindsay.jpg
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:31:54 EDT (#)
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You should get that mole checked out
Submitted by tehgareh (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
is that a pizza with 1 pepperoni?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:16:58 EDT (#)
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I haven't decided how I feel about this.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:58:42 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:56:12 (#)
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That's not the sexy part, though... the sexy part is lower, where the ass meets the thighs.. that sweet little curve.
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Ever try to take a picture of your own ass?
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This comment reminded me of Goatse....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-02 01:12:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:58:42 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:56:12 (#)
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That's not the sexy part, though... the sexy part is lower, where the ass meets the thighs.. that sweet little curve.
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Ever try to take a picture of your own ass?
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I tried once. I was bored and had a fully charged camera. It didn't work out. So much respect to you for making it work.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:58:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:56:12 (#)
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That's not the sexy part, though... the sexy part is lower, where the ass meets the thighs.. that sweet little curve.
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Ever try to take a picture of your own ass?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not the sexy part, though... the sexy part is lower, where the ass meets the thighs.. that sweet little curve.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:55:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:53:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Please explain thongs to me. Seriously! I think they're uncomfortable. Bikinis and hip hugger panties only for me.
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Thin strings are key I think. Of course that also makes them prone to breaking. That however is a whole different post.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:53:42 EDT (#)
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Please explain thongs to me. Seriously! I think they're uncomfortable. Bikinis and hip hugger panties only for me.
Submitted by AnnaBanana (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ewww
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:40:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:36:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eh... not enough of a view.
+1 for effort