"Where are all the white women at?" (SPT) (1193 hits)
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Submitted by TheSpook (View user info) at 2005-06-02 09:33:21 EDT
Best movie ever.
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:13:40 EDT (#)
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pretty good flick. My post was better : http://www.ubersite.com/m/51184
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO VA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duke Diggler has got to be shittin me... Welcome to the 21st century fuck-ass!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for niggers portrayed as equals.
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tired...tired of being admired...tired of love uinspired...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-02 20:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We'll kill the first-born male child in every household."
"Hmm...No, too Jewish."
In my opinion....best line ever.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-02 20:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart's Railroad working friend from the quicksand: "You shifty Nigger! They said you was hung!"
Bart: "And they was RIGHT!"
Easily the best exchange of the film!
But there were so many, this list could go on for weeks!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-02 19:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha. i saw that in the cinema recently. classic.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dom Deluise:
"one,
two,
watch me,
faggots!
Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips,
Give 'em a push!
Now you know
you're doing the French Mistake."
Honestly, how can anyone write anything better than that?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
I love that scene.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats questionable.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:36:44 EDT (#)
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I have a good job and a penis.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:28:37 EDT (#)
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I knew it.
You have nothing.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:12:55 EDT (#)
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Not really.
First time I saw that post.
I Don't care.
And you have to care to get mad.
You are still worthless.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best line from that movie personally is "Of course, you'll have the good sense to not mention me comin to talk to you"
Just because I've heard this used in real life before...
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-02 12:44:50 EDT (#)
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You are special
but not in a good way
but more in a "I wear a helmet and lick windows" sort of way.
Tard.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-06-02 11:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Candygram for Mongo."
"Umm, Mongo like candy."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-02 11:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good line...no where close to best movie ever.
Don't make me re-type my list.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite possibly the funniest movie ever made.
"How 'bout some more beans Mr. Taggart..."
"I think you've had enough"
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"One wrong move and the Nigger gets it!"
"Do what he say! Do what he say!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH =)
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
f'ing shit post. invoked memories of the amused variety. danka schon.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:35:49 EDT (#)
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It was one of Mel brook's worst movies.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Love the movie but hate the post.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:24:18 EDT (#)
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Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.
Jim: Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
Jim:How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?
Bart: For my next impression, Jesse Owens.
Bart: Sir, he specifically requested two "niggers". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:19:40 EDT (#)
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YDefinitely one of the top 10 funniest movies of all times. (I laughed more at Young Frankenstein though)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:18:15 EDT (#)
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And you fugged up the line in the title. It's:
HEY UH, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
Misery. It's been awhile since I've seen the movie, but some fine ass white women jogged my memory.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:11:48 EDT (#)
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Are we awake?
We're not sure. Are we... black?
Yes we are.
Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.
My name's Bart.
My name's Jim, but most people call me... Jim.
Well Jim, since you are my guest, and I am your host, what are you pleasures? What do you like to do?
I don't know... play chess... screw.
Well, uh, let's play chess.
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And you fugged up the line in the title. It's:
HEY UH, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:06:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-07 08:51:22 (#)
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"Rape, murder, arson, rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:05:32 EDT (#)
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All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:04:19 EDT (#)
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"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload a' dimes."
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:03:16 EDT (#)
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"Horses? Don't waste any horses!"
"Send over a couple of niggers."
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 10:01:30 EDT (#)
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[Dr. Sam Johnson (with laurel wreath in hand) greets Bart (the new sheriff), reading from a piece of paper, not realizing that Bart is black]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new
[finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ... nigger.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:58:21 EDT (#)
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Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours nigger.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:56:19 EDT (#)
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Thorpy, Mel Brooks mean anything to you?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:55:45 EDT (#)
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Best Movie EVAR!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:53:20 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what the hell this is a reference to (if anything), but everyone else gets it so I'm going to assume it's funny and give this a +2.
Baaahh... baahh
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:50:30 EDT (#)
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I've done this before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/56086
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:47:49 EDT (#)
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"Can't you see that man is a NIG-
...
Sorry, wrong person"
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:44:52 EDT (#)
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Yound Frankenstein was the shit.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:38:08 EDT (#)
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AGREED!!
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:37:56 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT!
I KNEW THIS WAS COMMING...
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:37:38 EDT (#)
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It appears that honky is about to penetrate the vaganus of that negro slave.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:37:35 EDT (#)
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Willy Wonka?
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:37:14 EDT (#)
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Agreed.