Hard hitting insults for everyone to enjoy!!!! LPT (1636 hits)
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Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-06-02 13:05:24 EDT
List Post Thursday
Looking for a way to insult someone on ubersite (or over the internet, at all, for that matter? Because, you know, your biting words carry much more weight when thrashed around annonymously via cables, satelites and machines!)?
Don't worry about healthy bantering, solving big issues, discussing differences... because when it comes to the internet, it's much more fun to be randomly idiotic. Woops, I meant MEAN. Don't waste your time with valid arguments or complaints, just use these insults- they are sure to slice right to the heart of your opponent.
And, the proof is in the pudding- THEY WORK!
I have compiled a handy reference list for you, in honor of LPT.
1. You whore! ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/67427 )
2. You attention whore! ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1117719120165928895#1359479 )
3. Slut! ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/66468#1331012 )
4. Skank! ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/67532#1357764 )
5. Get out in the real world and get some friends, like me! ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/63832#1256458 )
6. -2 No Comment ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/67595#1359498 )
7. Your MOM! ( http://www.ubersite.com )
8. Your a moron ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1117719057813628375#1359466 )
9. I know I'm arguing with you, but I am just doing it for fun. Despite the contrary evidence, I am not worked up. I'm not bothered. Frankly, I'm just having fun at work! ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/67413#1354826 )
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-03 02:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who lobotomized those poor kittens?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-02 22:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha oh Jesus that pic...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-02 21:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-02 16:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy SPT
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
2 pussies talking about cock......does it get any better than that
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 asshole
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for pussies!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was mentioned, I have a boner now!!
THANKS FOR THAT!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know FOR A FACT good sir, that those particular cats do not speak english.
i submit that you are a liar and a cheat.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...for the picture
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You left out the best of them all...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67609
Seriously. Try to stay on the fucking ball here.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a list!!!
Skeet Skeet Skeet
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That kitty needs to mind his language
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't those things in the picture try to take over the world?
But then Homer Simpson threw them into a bonfire?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture disturbs me...
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww.... Furbys....
what?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOO!
Number 8!
HELL YEAH!
Wait I dont care.
sorry.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-02 13:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture cracked my butt.