Things you don't want to overhear at work... (558 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.13 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paul Ewert <tazwert.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-02 14:02:16 EDT
1. My feet smell like Fritos!
2. New Corporate Policy: Coffee enemas!
3. I hear Accounting is having a nude limbo contest.
4. We're only 14 stories up. I bet he lands on his feet.
5. Hey Tommy Sodomy, you had your bathroom sexcapade yet? I gotta take a dump and wanna do it in privacy.
6. I know where the boss hides his stash of smack!
7. Nice baby! Let's see if he likes the microwave ride.
8. Ooooo.... Too many chili bean burritos for lunch!
9. It will only hurt more if you squirm, maggot!
10. With this blood sacrifice, o dark lords of marketing, I summon forth our new consultant.... Cthulu!
11. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers or Briefs? Ah, the hell with it, I choose nothing.
12. Does this look infected to you?
User Reviews
Submitted by BugMeNot (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cthulu? a marketing expert?
Maybe Beelzebub, but not Cthulu....
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:-|
Have a day.
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Self Loathing...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a pathetic attempt at something.
What it is, I dont know.
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've actually heard numbers 8 and 12 uttered in my office.
-1 because I was able to find some truth to this, which only depressed me.
-1 because it wasn't funny at all.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. stupid.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
13)Hey man, wanna hear a list of 12 things you never want to hear at work?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Made me laugh. Then again...most things do!
+2 Happy SPT
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"To get through these meetings, I go on a vacation in my head"
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure this is original. But I liked the part about Frito-scented feet.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
smells like plagiarized.
first post = auto -2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
11. We fixed the glich, no more paychecks
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know it was kind of funny but...
- Some of these would be cool to hear at work
- Is this yours?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Funny...
---------
Secures the -2 from me. I have a funny feeling this was plagiarized.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Funny...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:04:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
Come to think of it, I do smell fritos
------
It's your vulva
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-02 14:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Come to think of it, I do smell fritos