Dead in Bed? (577 hits)
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Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2005-06-02 19:09:07 EDT
What would you do if someone did something totally random at your point of climax?
For instance while getting down and dirty with an old boyfriend, i started to get a little bored.
Things need to get changed up every once in a while but this one just was the same thing the same old way.
Blah.
Well one day I thought I would have a little fun with him... maybe make him laugh a little. One evening, all of the sudden I open my eyes so wide i looked terrified and said "aahh." it was short and consice just enough to through him off a bit.
well it did... I still laugh thinking about it. He started busting up laughing which made him do this wierd laugh that sounded like he was suffocating, I had never heard before. My oh my that caused me to start laughing to.
I was telling my closest friends about this and they know me well enough not to be surprised by my doing that, but i encouraged them to do it to their boytoys... some did and loved the reaction others didn't bother... and some just knew it would piss the companion off...
have fun and maybe try it yourself but make sure you know you partner well enough to make sure this wouldnt piss them off!
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:57:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-02 21:22:25 (#)
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Im a great advocate of bed shenanigans. I like to jump off screaming "holy shit it bit me"
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bahahaha.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:54:17 EDT (#)
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she says "ahh"
I shove my dick in her mouth and choke her with it.
that's funny, right?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:46:22 EDT (#)
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...and he freaked out and killed you. that would've been AWESOME!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:45:36 EDT (#)
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this would have been better if after you had some fun with him(OMG SAYINH AHH. HOW CRAZY IS THAT? HUH? HUH? RIGHT?),
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:22:31 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the advice, Cosmo. I like making random noises into the phone when a telemarketer calls.
Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:05:10 EDT (#)
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"My oh my"???
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:24:02 EDT (#)
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Waste of bandwidth.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:19:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-03 08:11:25 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure that I need to mix my sex with "The comedy hour" in the bedroom. I know it can be refreshing to get a good laugh now and again, even during something as intimate as BANGING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GIRL...but lets limit the laughter to the post-rap up show...while watching the video of the ROMPFEST the two of you just engaged in.
Why does the camera add 10 lbs everywhere but DOWN THERE?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-03 07:54:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:46:48 EDT (#)
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I'll bet 10 bucks, on 20-1 odds, that you're a whore.
whore.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:22:25 EDT (#)
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thanks, dr ruth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-02 22:21:11 EDT (#)
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Wow. What a breakthrough.
You don't mind if I "pass" on taking a tip from someone like you who's had sex, maybe 15 times, do you?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-02 21:22:25 EDT (#)
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Im a great advocate of bed shenanigans. I like to jump off screaming "holy shit it bit me"
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-02 19:19:58 EDT (#)
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hehe...
my best was "on the FLOOR!?!?!"
long story...
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-06-02 19:11:41 EDT (#)
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It's best just to lie down and take it. Don't confuse us.