Hatemadness: Adamdidit2u. The real story. (997 hits)
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Rating: 1.86 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-03 02:23:56 EDT
Okay. Here we go. Another hate post. Adamdidit2u is a festering boil on the ass of...
Oh, fuck this. You know what? I don't hate Adam enough to make a hate post about him. I just don't read his posts. You see his name, you think "another poorly spelled adventure into Photoshop" and you just avoid it, you know?
I'm tired, people. I'm tired and I'm weary of all the hate. What the fuck does it MATTER if "Just call me Adam" is a talentless try hard? Who cares if he's about as funny as a coldsore? He's a non-event and it doesn't matter enough for me to hate him.
Really, look at what the poor guy has going for him. He can't spell, he can't write, his reviews show his ignorance and lack of anything approaching wit. Making fun of him, or making some venom filled hate post about him, is like wiping out a butterfly with a tactical nuke. It's overkill, and if you leave the butterfly alone it'll drop dead soon anyway, so why bother?
I could make a list of users he's copied, but he tends to imitate trolls and shit posters so it's not worth much.
Adam is good at Photoshop, and he has a hot wife.
These are both good qualities.
But when you put them together, you start to realise that it's a little suspicious.
To put it bluntly - this is a man so pathetic, he has to photoshop pictures of his wife to make her look hot. This is how he validates his existence. It's like kicking a puppy to point it out to him, so I'm going to show you "Just call me Adam"'s REAL wife, and then we'll let it go.
Don't hate on Adam. Do what I do and just ignore the fact that he exists. Don't read his pitiful attempts at fiction (have you ever seen anything as lame as his "Chromium Planet" shit? That was the last post of his that I read - after that I couldn't do it any more.) Don't look at his "Oh god I'm funny" picture posts, or respond to his reviews. The guy is a loser, and the sooner he goes away and starts making something of himself, the better off he'll be. You'll be much happier. He'll be much happier. I won't really notice.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-06-04 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the first time ever, I'm envious of Adam and make no mistake, bitches.
That kinda hate, comin' at ya full blast from Circe; it's like taking
a blast from a velvet cannon, being eaten alive by hungry supermodels, drowning
in a vat of Johnny Walker Blue: yeah you end up fucked, but what a way to go.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-04 06:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess adam forgot to do his.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-03 08:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huzzah!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-03 08:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-03 08:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam - heh. You're welcome.
Uh... don't try TOO hard, okay?
*shifty eyes*
Please?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-03 07:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for not letting me down
Once I saw I was paired with you I knew it would only be a matter of time before I was shown the errors of my ways.
I have to go have a really good cry before I attempt to match this.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In all seriousness, I'd still do the chick in that photo. Seriously.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god i hate adam
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Adam is good at Photoshop, and he has a hot wife.
These are both good qualities.
But when you put them together, you start to realise that it's a little suspicious."
Gold. I was put up against Adam in Uberbadness, but since he hasn't written one yet (he's paired up against about four people) I'm not going to bother.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that fucking picture- gives me nightmares
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<ejaculates>
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, I'd still fuck her.
And I dont mean the girl.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tactic.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-03 02:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is extremely disturbing.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-03 02:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha..her nipples have mysteriously disappeared.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-03 02:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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