So I'm Getting Married (1368 hits)
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Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-03 15:11:09 EDT
Well, seeing as I haven't posted since some analogy that's funny and talks about something that's long, I figured that I might as well share some news.
That and the fact that the most creative thing that anyone here can come up with today is south park pictures of themselves.
So with that, I reveal the information that anyone who read the title of the post figured out anyway unless they enjoyed a solid paint ship diet as a child.
I'm engaged. I'm getting hitched. I'm getting married.
Although the ring has been slipped onto the finger, the wedding date hasn't yet been set. It'll probably actually only be in a couple of years after I finished my MBA (I'm going back to school in January), but I still feel it's a pretty worthy announcement.
So yeah, that's really it. I love my gal, she loves me.
Love feels good.
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-17 07:25:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-13 23:24:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!! WINNER!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-07 09:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:15:08 (#)
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As for the ring, as Caul, SR and sublime know, I'm basically made of money. I ended up using a broach that's in my family for the diamonds (.75ca ain't bad for a ring), and only had to pay for the craftsmanship. """
OH YEAH! WELL I JUST BOUGHT A SUNFIRE!
*kills self*
p.s. Stop bragging or I'll cry.
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Dude, sunfires are sweet.
Such a french-man car.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:15:08 EDT (#)
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As for the ring, as Caul, SR and sublime know, I'm basically made of money. I ended up using a broach that's in my family for the diamonds (.75ca ain't bad for a ring), and only had to pay for the craftsmanship. """
OH YEAH! WELL I JUST BOUGHT A SUNFIRE!
*kills self*
p.s. Stop bragging or I'll cry.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-06 10:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:35:49 (#)
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Congratulations Sean.
Big time, this is huge news. I am totally happy for you man.
Too bad we never got to hook up when I was in your city. If you're ever in Calgary or area, e-mail me, and we'll tear it up.
Speaking of which, I am in the process of finding the ring for my girl, too.
Just a question... did you ask her parents for their permission first?
I basically have to, and I am thinking about all the different ways I can propose right now.
Actually two questions... how did you propose? I am curious...
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We actually talked about the whole proposal thing, and then went out to the restaurant where we had first met.
I didn't have to ask permission from her parents as they have been encouraging her since we were together for about a year. Her parents fricking love me.
As for the ring, as Caul, SR and sublime know, I'm basically made of money. I ended up using a broach that's in my family for the diamonds (.75ca ain't bad for a ring), and only had to pay for the craftsmanship.
We just decided on a date as well. It's far off, but still it's nice to have a day.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-05 01:14:51 EDT (#)
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congrats. i got a year and a half.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-05 00:53:12 EDT (#)
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Um...
Er...
I'll only say congrats if she's a hoover...
Otherwise, I'll just say...
Um...
Congrats...
Fuck, nevermind.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-04 21:23:57 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, hon. I'm really happy for ya.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-04 20:00:58 EDT (#)
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Gosh, I'm sorry, but don't be sad! Be erect!+2 for mawwiage!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-04 07:19:52 EDT (#)
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I was surfing porn yesterday, and saw this picture of a woman having sex with a miniature orange cone.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-04 06:59:39 EDT (#)
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hmm...that gives me an idea....
...maybe i can hump a traffic cone
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:51:46 EDT (#)
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love feels good.
really?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:39:52 EDT (#)
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Cause I kinda feel like doing one.
But then again that might just be the jack daniels talking.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:39:21 EDT (#)
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PS it is my birthday on Sunday.
I just finished kicking everyone out of my place after beating their asses at poker.
That's right bob lobla, if you're reading this, you missed out muthafucka!
Do you think I should do one of those ghey "HEY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! PAY ATTN GHEY MENZ TO ME!" posts?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:35:49 EDT (#)
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Congratulations Sean.
Big time, this is huge news. I am totally happy for you man.
Too bad we never got to hook up when I was in your city. If you're ever in Calgary or area, e-mail me, and we'll tear it up.
Speaking of which, I am in the process of finding the ring for my girl, too.
Just a question... did you ask her parents for their permission first?
I basically have to, and I am thinking about all the different ways I can propose right now.
Actually two questions... how did you propose? I am curious...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:04:09 EDT (#)
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congrats, man.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-04 03:01:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-04 00:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-06-03 20:17:42 (#)
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FRANK THE TANK
FRANK THE TANK
Paintball motherfucker.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-06-03 20:17:42 EDT (#)
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FRANK THE TANK
FRANK THE TANK
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:50:39 EDT (#)
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bad idea
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:13:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2005-06-03 17:26:33 (#)
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Hey cookie,
In the case of marriage, I'm not sure that the more times you do it, the more of an expert you are.
Just my $.02
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Now this is a funny reply!
Oh and by the way, Congrats PMJ!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:13:35 EDT (#)
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dont do it
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-03 17:40:00 EDT (#)
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I'll pour out a little liquor tonight for a true homey that's passed on...
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2005-06-03 17:26:33 EDT (#)
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Hey cookie,
In the case of marriage, I'm not sure that the more times you do it, the more of an expert you are.
Just my $.02
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-03 17:09:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:44:04 (#)
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Woman response- I'm so happy for you. Congrats
Man's response- Don't do it, biggest mistake of your life
hahahahahaha
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Marriage is for suckers. And co-dependant bastards. I've done it twice and I refuse to do it again, and if my boyfriend says the words "third time's the charm" to me one more time, somebody's gonna die.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-03 17:03:48 EDT (#)
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Congrats!
Nice picture; it's sweet that you two dress alike.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:40:32 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:21:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:14:28 (#)
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We've been living together for a year, and I'm moving to Australia to go to school (she's an Aussie), so I'm pretty sure this is going to happen.
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No more Montreal winter for you. Fuck, I'm really jealous now.
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I am going to miss those -20 days (-40 with windchill), and scraping ice off of my car in the morning.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:20:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:13:15 (#)
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71.8% of all people that get engaged but don't set a date, never get married. You're up against major stats here, chief.
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Yeah, but 82.63% of people who move from Canada to Australia in order for schooling and returning home while engaged do end up getting married, and also have very attractive children that become both summer and winter olympics champions.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:19:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:12:01 (#)
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I'll take that bet.
We've been living together for a year, and I'm moving to Australia to go to school (she's an Aussie), so I'm pretty sure this is going to happen.
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Haha, you're getting hitched to Ainkara, you craddle robber, you.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:18:17 EDT (#)
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congratulations.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:14:28 EDT (#)
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We've been living together for a year, and I'm moving to Australia to go to school (she's an Aussie), so I'm pretty sure this is going to happen.
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No more Montreal winter for you. Fuck, I'm really jealous now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:13:15 EDT (#)
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71.8% of all people that get engaged but don't set a date, never get married. You're up against major stats here, chief.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:13:02 EDT (#)
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congrats
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:12:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:09:22 (#)
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I'll take a grand at 3-1
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I'll take that bet.
We've been living together for a year, and I'm moving to Australia to go to school (she's an Aussie), so I'm pretty sure this is going to happen.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:11:56 EDT (#)
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Vulva, over or under 14 months? pick one.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:10:03 EDT (#)
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I'll take 14 months on the over under for $500 also
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:09:22 EDT (#)
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I'll take a grand at 3-1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:00:18 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
Also, if this is a couple years down the road, I'd be willing to wager it never happens. Anyone want some of that action?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:58:58 EDT (#)
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I love how it's classified in Politics > Iraq.
Do you plan to have your honeymoon there?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:52:14 EDT (#)
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Congrats though! :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:52:00 EDT (#)
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Your girlfriend seemed pretty good-looking from the picture you've shown me.
You also told me she was rich. And so are you.
Yes, I'm jealous.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:44:04 EDT (#)
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Woman response- I'm so happy for you. Congrats
Man's response- Don't do it, biggest mistake of your life
hahahahahaha
Submitted by lunarshadows (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:42:16 EDT (#)
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Cool, hope it works well for you
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:41:14 EDT (#)
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I just bought a ring. I'm gonna pop the question when we're touring wine country later this month.
Love is neat.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:36:32 EDT (#)
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Congrats, man! You are SO screwed.
In other news, it's "Mazal Tov". There's no goddamn "a" there, you fucking retards.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:36:23 EDT (#)
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Shenanigans. But I do enjoy a steady diet of paint ships. Though large, they are exquisite.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:36:21 EDT (#)
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Congratulations PMJ, and best of luck for your future.
Ain't love grand?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:32:22 EDT (#)
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Grats!!!
When's the Uberstag?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:32:12 EDT (#)
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Congrats
Now -
RUN Nigga Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:31:31 EDT (#)
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....to a man, no doubt.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:26:51 EDT (#)
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who doesn't like donkey dick?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:25:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:18:47 (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:14:09 (#)
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I did that once. Then I got divorced, which was all in all pretty cool cause she was a cheating cunt.
Seriously though, congrats.
PS - Your girl looks like a fuckin traffic cone. But I'd do her. In the big hole.
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I can't believe I'm beginning to like Donkey-Dick.
You heard it here firsst. PokeyPecker likes Donkey-Dick! that's a whole lot of gheyness I think.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:24:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:18:47 (#)
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I can't believe I'm beginning to like Donkey-Dick.
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When I get done with you, you're gonna love me. Now goatse up boy, daddy's home.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:19:35 EDT (#)
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Was good knowin' ya.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:18:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:14:09 (#)
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I did that once. Then I got divorced, which was all in all pretty cool cause she was a cheating cunt.
Seriously though, congrats.
PS - Your girl looks like a fuckin traffic cone. But I'd do her. In the big hole.
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I can't believe I'm beginning to like Donkey-Dick.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:18:27 EDT (#)
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How about a NSFW for the cone love!
Congrats...19 year anniversary for me and the wife next week.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:17:55 EDT (#)
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I'm so sorry.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:17:53 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Stretch the wedding date out as long as you can. Trust me, it's better that way.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:17:44 EDT (#)
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My mom's a wedding planner if your looking...
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Congrats PMJ, all the best
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:16:17 EDT (#)
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YAAAAAAAAY!!!
awwww congrats PMJ!
Please come back and visit us every so often!
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:14:19 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
And nice category, btw
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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I did that once. Then I got divorced, which was all in all pretty cool cause she was a cheating cunt.
Seriously though, congrats.
PS - Your girl looks like a fuckin traffic cone. But I'd do her. In the big hole.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:13:31 EDT (#)
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Don't marry a dumb broad.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-03 15:12:31 EDT (#)
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mazel tov