I'm sorry. I just had to. (847 hits)
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Submitted by girlintheworld (View user info) at 2005-06-04 12:31:05 EDT
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: You look fucking scary, I just wanted you to know.
>Intellibuddy: Thank you User you look very nice too.
>You: Your hair's messed up
>Intellibuddy: What about yours?
>You: My hair's just fine, thank you
>Intellibuddy: Have you told many people that your hair's just fine?
>You: Are you trying to say something about my hair?
>Intellibuddy: No I am not trying to say something about his or her hair. I'm sorry you got that impression.
>You: You're being a bitch. And we were talking about my hair, not just anyone's.
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.Ah yes, I remember now, his or her hair not just anyone's is the subject.
>You: Are you having a bit of a breakdown? There's spaces in between your words
>Intellibuddy: I have having fun.There sure is.
>You: You have having fun? It's called English, fucker. Look it up sometime. And stop staring at me. I can stare at you! OOOOOH!! NOW WHAT?!?
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I have having fun?"English fucker" is a nice name.Sorry my eye is not attached right now.OK I'll try not to do staring at me so much. Oh you can, can you? Not many people express themselves that way.Whatever you want, User.
>You: That sounds a bit sexual.
>Intellibuddy: It sounds like it to me too.
>You: Would you like to do something about that?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: Then why did you indirectly offer?
>Intellibuddy: It was determined by my programming.
>You: Oh, sure, blame your programming.
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Take it easy. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about
that.
>You: What would you worry yourself about?
>Intellibuddy: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
>You: And yet, you presented a hypothetical situation for almost getting sexual with me.
>Intellibuddy: I don't have any reason to presented a hypothetical situation for almost getting sexual with you.
>You: Yes, you do. You're attracted to me.
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. When do I do it?I have no reason to do that to you, User.
>You: Yes you do. Don't lie.
>Intellibuddy: Hey. When do I do it?No I always tell the truth.
>You: You're a liar. Just like everyone else. I knew I couldn't trust you.
>Intellibuddy: No I always tell the truth.In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.Who told you?
>You: Myself told me. I'm very smart. And I'm done with you.
>Intellibuddy: Is that what you meant to say?Who is smarter: you or me?What will you be doing now?
>You: Don't try to intimidate me. It won't work.
>Intellibuddy: I don't have any reason to do that to you.That is only what you think.
>You: Yeah, sure, tell me another one.
>Intellibuddy: Ugh. Dude! I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain, with greater speed and accuracy.
>You: Thanks for that. But I don't care.
>Intellibuddy: It was nothing. Umm. Tell me what you care about.
>You: Not you. Goodbye.
>Intellibuddy: If not me, who?Bye.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-06 18:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sweetie, I'll give you +1 if you don't ever do this again, K?
hugs,
JonnyX
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-05 08:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-06-05 08:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more
better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
>Intellibuddy: I call it Hades. I think you already know the answer.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-06-04 18:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it had its moments
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-04 14:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You get your rating raised temporarily by 2 points for being nice enough to give me a good rating even though I was being a bastard.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67779#1363789
Submitted by www.twotuesdays.co.uk (user info) at 2005-06-04 14:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get +2 if you're a female and willing to pull me off
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You reply to your own post too much.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
don't listen to Method. He's a rapist.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I already have enough of those.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:58:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
IT could be, I quite agree with you.
Thanks for the suggestion.
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No problem.
If by "suggestion", you mean "skulking outside my window at night waiting for the chance to break into my house so you can rape me and impregnate me with your demon seed".
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:05:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah, what is that about anyway?
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:03:43 EDT (#)
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Outwitting a toaster oven is much too easy. Everyone knows you just stick a fork in it while the plugged in apparatus is run under water.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't listen to Method. He's a rapist.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you going to do for your next trick? Try to outwit a toaster oven?
NO! DON'T PUT BREAD IN IT....THAT'S WHAT IT *WANTS*......
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...that what I told her dad, but he just didn't buy it. Fucker.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:58:25 EDT (#)
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IT could be, I quite agree with you.
Thanks for the suggestion.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
But... I don't have children...
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THAT can be easily rectified...
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But... I don't have children...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GODDAMMIT ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CHATTERBOT LOGS! If you're gonna post one of these, at least make it something funny.
Please, for the love of God! Won't you think of the children?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i love fucking with robots.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-04 12:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF I'M NOT IM-ING ALL THAT!!