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I Got Beef (NSFW) (1702 hits)

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Rating: 0.91 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tony Montana <Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-05 01:34:15 EDT




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Submitted by Nat_Nemcova (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius...At least the last part was...

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-06-05 09:36:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:04:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't really know what kool aid is but it sounds funny.

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Foreigner to probable foreigner, I believe it's some sort of lemonade. They're beginning to market the stuff in the Netherlands, now, too.
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It's like the ultimate non alcoholic drink over, plus the adverts are hilarious. Watch the first episdoe of family guy ever to understand it

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C1ndy what?! We get it in teh UK

Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-03-27 15:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Block Buster thing was slow, I didn't agree with the Will Smith part, but the Monique bit was funny.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-27 07:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The grammar in the title shows your intelligence..

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

go kill yourself

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-19 01:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-28 04:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This would have been a -1 if not for the last part where she eats him.

Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-08-28 04:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the will smith section was pathetic.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-28 04:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Solid 0.

I've heard far better rants. And being pissed because Will Smith gets plenty of pussy just screams out to everyone that you ain't.

I'm with you with the whole U scan thing though.

Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-07-20 18:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not your best work.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-14 01:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-05 21:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 20:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i felt like +2ing myself. Get pissed off.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here in the Midwest it would go a little like "How much dis Kool Aid cos?" Pronouncing the constanants at the end of words gets a little tricky here.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They don't want you to +2 yourself? Fine. I will.

Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-05 17:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

" How much dis Kool-Aid cosses?"weeee

fat black baltimore ladies to say cosses. i live near baltimore.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-05 17:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"How much dis Kool-Aid cost?"

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-05 16:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 15:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 14:29:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Etc............

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 15:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 14:29:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

I love the retaliatory -2. A glance at you and the bullshit you spout tells me you're either a 15 year old dipshit psting away furiously in his moms basement, or an adult with the brain capacity of a bowl of jello.
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Donovan, you fucking moron. How have I been "psting away furiously"?? This is my first post in like 4 or 5 months. I barely come to this site. Way to make up random shit that has no bearing whatsoever. Oh and by the way, does it feel good having that MD next to your name...despite the fact that your salary is 1/100th of a physicians? I just graduated from medical school. Please believe me when I tell you that you will never in your miserable little life become a physician. So go back to making cliched insults. "Duhh...you're a 15 yr old in yur mom's basement...umm..making jello or something!!! yeah!!" Fucking peasant.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-05 14:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you faggots. Oh my god, I plus 2ed myself!!! Oh no!! i'm such a newbie!!! cling to your little internet protocol you dorks, that'll never change the fact that you're just a bunch of virgin dorks with shitty jobs.

***

Post was funny.

Great Hard Hitting Insult... that whole "virgin dorks with shitty jobs". Classic, brotha. http://www.ubersite.com/m/67607

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 14:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:49:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

donovan, don't add the word "MD" to your name when we both know that your retarded ass couldn't get accepted to medical school even if your skank mother whored her fat ass out to every admissions officer in the country.

and by the way, i didn't even read this shit ass post. i just glanced at it and could tell by the way it smelled that it was pure shit.

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I love the retaliatory -2. A glance at you and the bullshit you spout tells me you're either a 15 year old dipshit psting away furiously in his moms basement, or an adult with the brain capacity of a bowl of jello.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-05 12:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-05 09:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have never seen a real Kool-Aid ad in my life, and that Family Guy bit kept me giggling for half an hour.

Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-06-05 09:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:04:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't really know what kool aid is but it sounds funny.

____________________________


Foreigner to probable foreigner, I believe it's some sort of lemonade. They're beginning to market the stuff in the Netherlands, now, too.
________________________________________

It's like the ultimate non alcoholic drink over, plus the adverts are hilarious. Watch the first episdoe of family guy ever to understand it

Submitted by optide (user info) at 2005-06-05 09:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kool Aide- flavored powder that is meant to be added, along with 1+ cups of sugar, to water. Comes in various flavors. Mostly marketed and consumed by the 13 and under crowd.

Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 <3 <3 the self-checkout pictures

I used to work for blockbuster, and yes, they really are that evil. I've never felt so good about getting fired.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good effort.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you faggots. Oh my god, I plus 2ed myself!!! Oh no!! i'm such a newbie!!! cling to your little internet protocol you dorks, that'll never change the fact that you're just a bunch of virgin dorks with shitty jobs.
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For this review. The post was worth maybe a +1.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-05 06:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't really know what kool aid is but it sounds funny.

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Foreigner to probable foreigner, I believe it's some sort of lemonade. They're beginning to market the stuff in the Netherlands, now, too.

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And hey donovan, don't add the word "MD" to your name when we both know that your retarded ass couldn't get accepted to medical school even if your skank mother whored her fat ass out to every admissions officer in the country.

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you faggots. Oh my god, I plus 2ed myself!!! Oh no!! i'm such a newbie!!! cling to your little internet protocol you dorks, that'll never change the fact that you're just a bunch of virgin dorks with shitty jobs.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:00:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:33:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

Give yourself a +2


Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-06-05 05:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:33:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't +2 yourself, fool.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:33:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't +2 yourself, fool.

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Why? He obviouly has been around a while.

Tool.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't really know what kool aid is but it sounds funny.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW MUCH DIS KOOL AID COST?

+2
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I live in Baltimore city and I'm sure a real fat ass black woman would actually say the word "cosses." -"How much dis koolaid cosses?"

At least the ones I've run into. *Look for a post by Siren soon!*

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW MUCH DIS KOOL AID COST?

+2

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I love peeener disease


Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bob Fong would have done this post better

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't +2 yourself, fool.

Submitted by thehauntfest (user info) at 2005-06-05 03:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate crybabies.

Submitted by Secks (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-05 02:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't +2 yourself, fool.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-05 01:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And there you go

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-06-05 01:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is what i meant to do...sorry for the confusion.


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