My Stupid Dog (954 hits)
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Submitted by Spuds (View user info) at 2005-06-05 18:14:26 EDT
So I got this basset hound living at my place. He's still a puppy, so he likes to chew anything he can get his little mouth on. So no peanut butter on the balls quite yet, but soon enough... huh. Lets start over shall we?
So I got this cute little basset hound puppy, and he's such a little cute puppy. Because of his short stubby little legs he can't reach the toilet bowl with out effort. Well today I found out how he manages. He uses his neck to lift himself up. (See picture)
As I mentioned he's a chewer. He found an unopened beer on the arm of my couch. (Yes I know it's bud in a can but hey it was cheap and we wanted to get hammered) We were out in the garage when he found it. I wish I saw him bite it and spray all over him. We then tried to get him to drink beer but he wont. It turns out our taste in cheap beer does not suit him. (All the animal lovers can relax cause we only tried a little to see if he would, we weren't going to take advantage of him)
I can't even lock him in the kitchen because he can flip up a baby gate, no matter how I have rammed it in the doorway. And now he's gotten to the point where he can jump the damn thing.
Some day I want to chain him to my bumper and drive 70mph to see if he can keep up, but he's so cute that I just can't do it, plus I'd most likely end up in jail. I like my doggy, even though I want to kick him in the teeth.
And Now.... PICTURES OF THE LITTLE BASTARD.
User Reviews
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-04 02:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dog.
Submitted by Reaver (user info) at 2005-08-04 02:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh people chill out. Thats a cool dog.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-01 21:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh a pet post, thats never been done before.
dumbass
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that you wearing the blue striped pajamas?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 05:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The woof picture is awesome
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 04:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im an EMO crybaby
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 04:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 14:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-06-13 14:35:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
nsfw much. i know i know the title, but still.
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No shit.
You owe me a +2 on the resubmit, which was done 1 minute after the original.
and no one told you to scroll down, even after you knew the subject matter.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68399
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I'm still waiting.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, how is this not even a 1? Its a cute dog.
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-06-06 06:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woof
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like dogs but i cant eat a whole one.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-06-05 21:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot the rating... Sorry buddy.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-06-05 21:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did a post almost identical to this about a year ago...
I sympathize whole-heartedly.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12364
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-05 20:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we come 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-05 19:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute doggy auto +2
I especially like the close-up one
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-05 19:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you from PEI?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause I know you started using that annoying "baby" voice people get with a new baby or pet.
Submitted by Shuman (user info) at 2005-06-05 18:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I care why?