Creep, I implore you.....Will I ever have closure? (3716 hits)
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Submitted by Jonukah (View user info) at 2005-06-05 23:29:40 EDT
Closure is a funny thing. Often sought, seldom acquired, the need for closure, the need to bring an idea to conclusion seems in some ways contrary to human nature. Nevertheless, it is a part of human nature, and I cannot deny the need in myself.
Why do we seek the end? Why give up the joy and excitement of anticipation, give up the power of hope, give up the very essence of what makes us feel most ALIVE for an end that inevitably brings......nothingness. We feel that nothingness, whether it is in the form of post-homicidal letdown, or post-Star Wars depression.
C'mon, when Episode 3 cut to a starry backdrop, with "Directed by George Lucas" in bright blue letters, did any of you truly feel satisfaction? Did any of you become zen, feel:
"Ahhhhh.....it is finished"
and be totally at peace as your body, mind, and soul transformed into pure spirit energy?
FUCK NO!
I was like <sigh> "It's over." <blinks back a salty tear>
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So.....when is The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe coming out?
But this post isn't about Star Wars. It is about something far more personal than galaxies far, far away.
This is about my babies.
My babies were stolen from me. Kidnapped. Held ransom. A crime commited by one of our very own.
Creepfirebombing.
I told him I would pay him. I told him I didn't care about the money, I just wanted my babies back unscathed and unhurt.
I love my babies dearly. I love my babies so much that I clone them. I clone each and every one of them so that if one them was ever to be hurt or killed, it could be replaced. Then I seal up my original babies in their protective plastic containers to be left unspoiled, as I clothe, clean, and play with all of the little clones. I make them sing. And they all have such lovely voices. I'm happy when I play with most of them. But some, just a few.....I like to play with when I'm angry.
And then I play with my little dark ones and I'm no angry any more.
Ahhh...such a loving relationship I have with my babies.
And I want them back.
Yes, I can simply clone the ones I have held in stasis again, but that is all very time-consuming and expensive. I will do it, but only if I have to.
So, Creep. I want my babies. But what I really need.....is closure. I need to know if I will every see my babies again, or if I should move on and clone some more.
Please, Dan, please. Tell me the fate of my cds. Where does it all end?
Taste the unbearable longing.
The ransom note:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62866
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:16:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 05:36:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlainParis (user info) at 2005-06-19 05:18:44 EDT (#)
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Good to see you back Jonukah.
AlainParis
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-06-06 10:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:15:35 (#)
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In my defense, I asked Tiff to mail those to you two months ago when I was on my way out the door to my new job.
On a bittersweet note, I got fired today so I'll have plenty of time to send those to you.
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Damn.....that sucks, dude. Are you going to get your old job back or what?
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-06-06 10:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:56:52 (#)
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I dunno..... that IM looked pretty answered to me
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Actually, this is how that IM read:
Jonukah: What's up, dude?
Creep has signed off
Jonukah: Taste the rejection!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-06 09:53:54 EDT (#)
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Oh..and my razor is there too. Damn..My bra, jacket and razor.
I need to stop drinking at these gatherings.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-06 09:43:08 EDT (#)
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I see my name highlighted on your buddy list, stalker.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-06 09:02:57 EDT (#)
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I need my jacket!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:46:06 EDT (#)
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Shit like this is why I'm moving to the east coast early next year...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:24:01 EDT (#)
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without giving too much away, i do believe that whip got broken over my ass thanks to lechuga
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:15:35 EDT (#)
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In my defense, I asked Tiff to mail those to you two months ago when I was on my way out the door to my new job.
On a bittersweet note, I got fired today so I'll have plenty of time to send those to you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:07:01 EDT (#)
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AOL *AND* I have to sidescroll?
You're lucky this made me laugh like a donkey on Nitrous Oxide.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-06 06:01:24 EDT (#)
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how is it expensive to copy CDs?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-06 01:06:14 EDT (#)
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I will capture them and ship them to you the next time I'm up at Dan's house.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-06 00:10:32 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
How the hell are you, Jon?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 00:07:47 EDT (#)
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Too many amazing writers...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And who's Vegas sex cards are those?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-06 00:03:53 EDT (#)
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What's with all the big guns posting at the same time?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-06-06 00:00:38 EDT (#)
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Wow you wear a hair piece?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:56:52 EDT (#)
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I dunno..... that IM looked pretty answered to me
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:39:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:38:46 EDT (#)
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Just pay the ransom!! Think of the children!!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:38:29 EDT (#)
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What he said.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-05 23:33:49 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha.