The Po Po's got me down (630 hits)
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Submitted by Max <max.court.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-06 04:08:43 EDT
I was standing around with my friends in the parking lot of the area mall smoking. After awhile a silver Impala pulls up. Thinking it might be somebody I knew I ran up to it really fast and jumped up and pressed myself up against the drivers side window. To scare who ever was in the car. A uniformed police officer then got out of the unmarked police car and then told me I scared him and was lucky that he did not shoot me Because police officers die like that everyday. I was then told to put my hands and my cigarette down on the trunk of a nearby car, where I was then searched and had my license checked for warrants.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 01:43:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-06-06 18:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-06 09:50:54 EDT (#)
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You: "Jack-move fool"
Cop: -BANG
You: "Ahhhrgh"
You: -Thud
Cop: "cops die like that everyday"
You: _________________________
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-06 09:34:24 EDT (#)
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he should have shot you- would have made a bteer post.
Submitted by tenexmag (user info) at 2005-06-06 09:22:54 EDT (#)
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He should have shot you.
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:44:11 EDT (#)
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Meh. No pity. At least you didnt get arrested. Too bad he didnt shoot you though.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:11:23 EDT (#)
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You're suppose to run FROM the cops.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-06 08:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet that boy's a Manchester City fan.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-06 07:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
next time bring a plastic gun and wave it like a madman. cops love that.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-06 07:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
those pesky unmarked cars.
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-06-06 06:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-06-06 06:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This sort of happened to my sister. Well not really at all, but this story reminded me of it. I was picking her up from work, and she thought that I had arrived, so she got in the car. Turns out it wasn't me, but random person x. She was mortified.
But nothing beats the time at the bank many many years ago, when my brother and I sat and watched my Mom mistakenly go to the same coloured car beside us, open the door and yell 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?' at the poor innocent person sitting in the drivers seat. She thought I was horsing around again, with pretending to drive and stuff.
That was a good laugh.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-06 04:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you sodomised by the police officer?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-06 04:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2