Dinosaur Extinction: The New Theory (657 hits)
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Submitted by Boofasaurus (View user info) at 2005-06-06 12:22:59 EDT
There are many theories on the extinction of dinosaurs. Asteroids, global warming, global cooling, chemicals in the water. All of these hypotheses have legitimate evidence, but all fall short of the true explanation. After researching this topic thoroughly, I have determined that dinosaurs became extinct because of homosexuality.
The explanation is simple. Much like the current trends in big cities like New Orleans and San Francisco, during the Triassic era, homosexuality was the "in" thing to do. Male dinosaurs succumbed to their wicked desire to pound some hot gay scaly ass. This trend of course started underground during the Cretaceous era. Tricerotops started a clandestine business in a cave. In the depths of this cave, Tricerotops could pleasure up to three other dinosaurs with their pointy horns.
Soon any terrible lizard could come to one of these caves and fuck whatever type of dino they clamored for (small rodent-like animals existed during time as well. Their role will be left to the imagination). These caves soon became known as Faggosaur Grottos. Grotto was chosen because it sounds queerer than cave.
By the Triassic era, the gay community by far outweighed the straight community (in population and literal weight . . . gay people are fat). Being queer was so common that lube was almost impossible to find. Since dinosaurs were morally against embryo research, this prevalence of butt-fucking killed all the dinosaurs within two generations.
This should give the paleontologists something to suck on: an AIDS-ridden Parasaur penis.
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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:05:51 EDT (#)
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Lies! All lies!
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At least one of us has made some improvements since we started here.
hahaha
Actually, if you compare his first 9 posts to mine, my posts have shown more improvement and have generated more interest.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:14:09 EDT (#)
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<sniff sniff>
What's that smell?
<sniff sniff>
Hauntingly familiar around this corner of ubersite...
<sniff sniff>
Ah yes! It's...
BULLSHIT!!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:07:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:38:29 (#)
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I herby retract my +2 because you are a faggot ass pussy.
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AHAHAHAHHAHA
TOLD BITCH
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:38:29 EDT (#)
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I herby retract my +2 because you are a faggot ass pussy.
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At least one of us has made some improvements since we started here.
hahaha
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:30:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:07:34 (#)
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Well when people +2 you for posting the Hokey pokey lyrics, I can't say I'm impressed. And if you look at the post to hits ratios, my posts are much more popular.
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Want a hero cookie?
LOOK AT THE RATINGS, until you get to 100000 hits they dont mean shit anyways, at least people enjoy my post when they read them. I have also been improving, you have been sucking cock. I WIN.
Anyways, is getting ghey, have a nice life faggot.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:12:29 EDT (#)
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Look at this shit. All you did was post a pic of a South Park character and that shit got +2's. That makes you funny? That's not impressive at all. You are an uncreative sop. Get over yourself.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:07:34 EDT (#)
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Well when people +2 you for posting the Hokey pokey lyrics, I can't say I'm impressed. And if you look at the post to hits ratios, my posts are much more popular.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:04:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:04:35 EDT (#)
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What a crybaby. Sheesh.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 13:02:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-06-06 12:57:09 (#)
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I'm sorry. Could you speak up? i don't speak gay very well.
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Do you feel better about yourself now what you came to my post and gave me a -2 because your post SUCKED BALLS and I rated accordingly. Fuck you, you are a waste of skin.
Way to go tough guy, you are my hero. Would you like me to call the WAAAAMMMBULANCE for you, you made a shitty post and I gave it a -2. You are not funny, deal with it, if you are going to -2 the posts of all of the people who rate you negatively you will have a busy time of it from what I can see.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 12:53:36 EDT (#)
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Im sorry, could you speak up, I dont understand Downs very well.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 12:43:12 EDT (#)
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Are you portugese?? <sp>
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-06 12:39:17 EDT (#)
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No its not funny at all
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-06 12:37:50 EDT (#)
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Kinda funny.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-06-06 12:33:48 EDT (#)
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Yup, I laughed
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Aw fuck, haven't you gone away and died in an Emo-hole yet?
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Fagbeans make Ghey coffee.
Have another cup, fucker.
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I've called people 'Boofasaurus' many times before.