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Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.05 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <tina.at.tina.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-25 21:59:08 EDT


Couldn't resist. Hope the attachment works.

puppybottomnb.jpg (82 kB)

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Submitted by dascha (user info) at 2004-05-05 09:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by karma_chameleon (user info) at 2003-08-16 12:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's why I do it several times a week.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-26 22:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"everytime a man masterbates...nothing happens!"

that's what YOU think!!! innocent little kitties are SLAUGHTERED!!!

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105132081128865160

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-26 21:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Little puppy= cool
women masturbating= cool

So you'd think that a woman masturbating with a puppy would be twice as good but.............

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-26 17:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know you were joking here, I was just expressing my observation that you always seem so negative about everything, that's all.

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him!
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?!
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo! And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One...two...three.

Yolanda: Alright, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Yolanda: You just know, you touch him, you die.
Jules: Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here *definitely* doesn't want that.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-04-26 17:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Geez, Tina, I think it's pretty obvious I'm kidding. Chill out, girl. Who really believes that?

Submitted by DP (user info) at 2003-04-26 16:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMFG that picture is awesome

Submitted by seansdementia <seansdementia.at.aol.com> at 2003-04-26 16:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Women only thin of themselves. Where im form puppies only become wolf meat, or roadkill. Why on eart would you want to do that? You know..everytime a man masterbates...nothing happens! So think of the good and eveil you WONT be doinbg, and help a man egt off.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-26 13:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kaelic, seriously, I can never tell when you are serious or not. Are you being serious here or just nasty? First of all, I don't. I posted the pic because of the kitten one Hidden posted. So if you are joking, maybe you should try to make some kind of indication that you are, instead of always acting so uptight and unfriendly. I am always civil to you. Perhaps you should concider the same.

Submitted by BlueDuck (user info) at 2003-04-26 10:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did Kaelic's page look screwed up to anyone else? Its certainly not Opera compatable.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-04-26 09:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There's an estimated 100,000+ homeless puppies every year that are put to death because of over-population. That puppy in the picture? Three days in an animal shelter before he gets stuffed in the gas chamber: http://capitalrottweiler.tripod.com/capitalrottweiler/gaschamber.html

Heartless fucking women. Go ahead. Do it, then.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-26 01:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are such a suck up Jizzo. If it wasn't you...if you don't like something, tell that person. Don't give a damn who they are. if you thought she posted something stupid, rate it minus 2.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-26 00:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, Christ. If it wasn't you, Tina, I'd give it a -2.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"So please... think of the puppies"

yes, ladies, think of the puppies. and let me watch you make them!

i had a couple girlfriends that let me watch them, and it was the sexiest goddamn thing in the world...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tina, you are such a tease... i can't stand it!!!

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmm, puppies.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would've rated THAT picture +100

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, if my digital camera had batteries, you might have gotten lucky. NOT.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is a cute puppy!

but i would rather see a woman masturbating....

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the thought of women masturbating more than makes this post a +4

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not to toot my own horn, but that pic is still cracking me up. +2 for me.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That has to be the cutest puppy I have ever seen.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-25 22:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes..YES! That's the caliber of posts I like around here.


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