I write the posts that make the whole world sing... OR HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE? (1145 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-06-06 14:38:45 EDT
I write absolute SHIT... YOU know that and I know that. It's a well documented fact. Everything that comes out of my fat little sausage-like fingers is total CRAP... I wouldn't wipe my own fat, cellulite riddled, greasy, fecal smeared, overly hairy ass with one of my posts.
But yet as of RIGHT NOW... I have 2 fucking posts in the MOST HEATED list.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
1 post is a picture of some random broad holding a tray of glazed donuts.
The other is a post about NOTHING AT ALL... again I must ask...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Were you dropped on your heads as children?
Did you ALL ride the shortbus to school?
Do none of your elevators go to the top floor?
This makes no sense at all to me and I want to know WHY THIS HAPPENS?
YES I rate the fuck out of my own posts, but if I'm not mistaken, they don't count...
SO IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT THAT THIS HAPPENS??
WHY? ... ARE YOU ALL RETARDED?
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?
STOP THE INSANITY!
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 08:12:43 EDT (#)
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Y HALLO THAR BUTTSECKS!!
Miss me?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:30:30 EDT (#)
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hits
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 19:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:22:55 (#)
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I think it's not only being 1/3 of his own replies, but also being close to 40% of his own hits, and posting a ton of things in a row with no discernable content, etc etc etc.
I'm just waiting for the e-mail salvo against me by people who wanna say I was behind this one, too.
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You said it yourself, you fat useless fuck. This guy was a better poster than you will ever be.
BRING BACK WHATTHEHELL!
BRING BACK WHATTHEHELL!
BRING BACK WHATTHEHELL!
BRING BACK WHATTHEHELL!
BRING BACK WHATTHEHELL!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73140#1523504 JGreenhorn at his strongest. Inbred faggot.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:54:24 EDT (#)
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*sobs
Just paying my respects people, just paying my respects...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 18:09:44 EDT (#)
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I noticed that WTH' s hits are at Zero. That must be like getting stabbed in the heart for him. I hope he is ok.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-06-11 18:07:50 EDT (#)
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You are so right!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:22:55 EDT (#)
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I think it's not only being 1/3 of his own replies, but also being close to 40% of his own hits, and posting a ton of things in a row with no discernable content, etc etc etc.
I'm just waiting for the e-mail salvo against me by people who wanna say I was behind this one, too.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-08 11:53:18 EDT (#)
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I am pretty sure he for banned for having written 8275 reviews with 2992 of those being on his own posts.
When one in every 3 of your reviews is on your own post methinks Bart get pissed
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Imagine getting banned for this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:12:40 EDT (#)
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This guy must get ignored in "real life" pretty much 24/7.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:11:36 EDT (#)
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I agree.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:56:14 EDT (#)
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I hate Barry Manilow. With a passion.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:51:02 EDT (#)
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ya fuckin gerbil smuggler
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:00:42 EDT (#)
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Jesus...
I'd start posting that stats again, but that's a bitch move.
Let's just say I am actually disappointed that someone would think this is "cool" or anything.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-06-06 20:37:20 EDT (#)
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+1 for barry manilow. would of been better with more velociraptor and/or muppets.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:16:02 EDT (#)
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Gotta run...
Please talk among yourselves.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:05:02 EDT (#)
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Where's our gay Australian friend sFAGnum today?
Out fucking roo's??
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:03:27 EDT (#)
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No, it won't make it this time... I have to leave in 15 minutes so I won't be here to nurture it along.
Damn 8-4 high paying job........... I HATE YOU!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:49 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee... that's GOOD, you do "tasteless" very well!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:21 EDT (#)
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Most Heated take off in T-Minus:
5
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:01:09 EDT (#)
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I think I'm very serious in this post, thank you very much.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:00:57 EDT (#)
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Of course I still love you. A mother always loves her babies, even when she's stuffing them in a dumpster.
I'm sorry, that was extremely tasteless of me
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:00:33 EDT (#)
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Sass is on the BArry Bandwagon!!
Go Sass!!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-06 16:00:12 EDT (#)
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"This is a serious writers' forum"
no doubts...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:59:45 EDT (#)
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...the songs of love special things...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:59:28 EDT (#)
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MANIC, the only thing I have inflamed is my scrotum... damn assless chaps caused chafing
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:56:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what, that's why you make most heated
Cause once I think I'm out you suck me back in.
I laughed so hard at poo poo head I spit my Jolly Rancher across my desk.
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So you don't swallow then?
damn it all...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:56:28 EDT (#)
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You know what, that's why you make most heated
Cause once I think I'm out you suck me back in.
I laughed so hard at poo poo head I spit my Jolly Rancher across my desk.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:55:47 EDT (#)
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You inflamatory, bastard! HAHAHA
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:52:14 EDT (#)
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I seeeen it, Pappy, I seen it!
Shut yer geeeooddamned maouth and fetch me summa dat wurmdurt and a COLDbeer, boy....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:51:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:50:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Thank you Mr Wizard."
Come on now, I've read your posts, that's the best you've got?
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Poo-poo head??
(I'm kinda tired this afternoon....sorry)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:50:49 EDT (#)
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YES.. adults get nice big white hoods, that they wear when they gather to burn crosses.....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:50:44 EDT (#)
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"Thank you Mr Wizard."
Come on now, I've read your posts, that's the best you've got?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:49:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a legend in your own mind, my friend.
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But you still love me right Jeanneee??
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:49:17 EDT (#)
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Adults get hoods? Why didn't anybody tell me that?
Guess I AM still a kid.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:49:13 EDT (#)
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You are a legend in your own mind, my friend.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:49:11 EDT (#)
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I got my speach back... and part of my erection, thanks.
I can't explain the rating thing, I'm a dumbass.
Anyway... thanks for playing, but I gotta run soon...(the fries are up)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:47:40 EDT (#)
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I play them like violins, and they respond.
Can't they see that?
If NOT, then they aren't ready for the big scary world of adulthood.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:46:58 EDT (#)
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I see my ratings no longer count here.
I stumped WTH? Speechless, he says? I have my doubts...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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The sad part is that I said nothing that wasn't 100% tru in this post... and people are pissed about it.
They should APPLAUDE me for my honesty.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:44:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:43:26 (#)
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I don't even know how to play guitar, I just know it gets me laid by young Mexican boys frequently.
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I believe I am speachless.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:44:09 EDT (#)
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Oh, I love camping.
>crickets chirp in the background<
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:43:26 EDT (#)
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I don't even know how to play guitar, I just know it gets me laid by young Mexican boys frequently.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:42:46 EDT (#)
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I'll get you on that list yet, WTH....
Yes, the list where you stand in line to get a cotton swab shoved in your pee hole.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:41:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:40:44 (#)
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Barry Manilow did NO such thing.
And my mother died in 1976.
5 years before I was born.
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Good, she couldn't face the impending doom......
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:41:18 EDT (#)
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BTW,... I bet you that MY RIFFS are more vicious than yours will EVER be.....
I'll shred your head off boy...... shred that fucker clean off.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:40:44 EDT (#)
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Barry Manilow did NO such thing.
And my mother died in 1976.
5 years before I was born.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:39:51 EDT (#)
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Barry Manilow pee'd in your Moms mouth in 1978.
Did you know that?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE BARRY MANILOW!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:38:20 EDT (#)
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Lacquer thinner and napalm then.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:37:55 EDT (#)
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NEVER mix jet fuel and paint chips, the resulting hangover is tremendous.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:36:36 EDT (#)
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Reason for what? Suicide? Consuming gross amounts of paint chips and jet fuels?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:32:54 (#)
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I love Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Dubya and your mom's sweet potato pie.
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Why thank you!!... Finally a voice of reason around these parts.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:32:54 EDT (#)
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I love Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Dubya and your mom's sweet potato pie.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:28:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:27:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
At my posting
24 reviews
7 by WTH
you account for roughly 29% of your own reviews.
Go to a chat board or somthing.
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Thank you Mr Wizard.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At my posting
24 reviews
7 by WTH
you account for roughly 29% of your own reviews.
Go to a chat board or somthing.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For finally speaking the truth.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:25:56 EDT (#)
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Please pull the barbed hook from your lip, Hadookey... You have been landed.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever asshole, you act like said three year old. i'm not going to play your inane little game where you try to hook people into arguing and camping on your content lacking ramblings.
out.
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Evidently you are.
Truth hurt, genious?
You are a sad little man.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever asshole, you act like said three year old. i'm not going to play your inane little game where you try to hook people into arguing and camping on your content lacking ramblings.
out.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:22:30 EDT (#)
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Jay...
It was THE CONCEPT, not the actions .....
Get it?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't equate making money and getting a post on most heated...
That's just... Well...
That's just plain dumb...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:16:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
The content in your posts generally blows ass, which is why i skip right to the reviews.
FUCKING GOLD, keep it up.
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DING DING...
Bob wins the prize, and sadly Hadookey is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off base.
Learn something here you fucking pseudo intellectual. Think before you open your piehole, because you are pretty fucking clueless.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The content in your posts generally blows ass, which is why i skip right to the reviews.
FUCKING GOLD, keep it up.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you and a handful of others just like to keep your name out there and be as close to some psuedo celebrity on a second rate message board. you crave the attention and were probably that little shit stain that would jump up and down in the living room screaming "mommy! mommy! mommy!" while your parents had adult conversations and ignored you. you get what you crave here and this is more of the same, dont act suprised.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:13:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:11:49 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:42:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
No offense, but I'm sure you know this, replying to your own posts until they are on most heated is pretty bad.
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I didn't invent the system, I just "utilize" it to it's fullest potential.
Why is that bad? .. Millionaires are made that way too.....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:12:35 EDT (#)
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OH.... so LOREN1 is "JUST" a sanctimonious CUNT then.
Lazy bastard, her parents and the people down at the abortion clinic must be proud of her.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:42:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
No offense, but I'm sure you know this, replying to your own posts until they are on most heated is pretty bad.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:11:11 EDT (#)
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Oh.... so you guys are all ON to my "formula" to "rise up in the ranks of Ubersite" ??
Smart bastards, you all.
I guess the jig is up.
Damn, time to go now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, WTH, it's a leet translator...
Bugger all if I can remember the addy, but it's actually a pretty good translator.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:09:20 EDT (#)
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fudgepacker ... actually, lesbians and midgets get me off... not this retard fest we call uber.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:08:23 EDT (#)
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YES I RAET TEH FUK OUT OF MAH OWN POSTS BUT IF IMM NOT MISTAEKN THAY DONT COUNT.!1!!!11!11!111111!11
SO ITS AL UR FUKNG FAULT TAHT THIS HAPENS??!?!?!?!!! WTF LOL Y????!!!?? WTF LOL .1!!!11!1!1111!!11 WTF R U AL RATARD3D?!?!!!!?! OMG WTF
WIL SOMEON3 PLZ 3XPLANE THIS 2 M3?!?!! OMG WTF
S2P DA INSANITY!1!111 LOL
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I would imagine that doing something like this takes a LOT OF EFFORT, so thank you Loren for taking the time to do this for me.
It just goes to show you that you can be both a sanctimonious CUNT and a workaholic at the same time.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-06-06 15:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:41:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE HEAT
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:41:38 (#)
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HEAT
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Less Heat
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:56:36 EDT (#)
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There is nothing wrong with me (I don't want to speak for others). You just incessantly stick to your formula of insulting people and getting under people's skin in order to attain your self-conceived popularity. It's quite pathetic, but it will get you hits. And heat. And you seem to get off on hits. And heat.
So keep it up. You're doing a fine job.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, Loren...
Really throwing down the hate, there.
And your own reviews do count...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YES I RAET TEH FUK OUT OF MAH OWN POSTS BUT IF IMM NOT MISTAEKN THAY DONT COUNT.!1!!!11!11!111111!11
SO ITS AL UR FUKNG FAULT TAHT THIS HAPENS??!?!?!?!!! WTF LOL Y????!!!?? WTF LOL .1!!!11!1!1111!!11 WTF R U AL RATARD3D?!?!!!!?! OMG WTF
WIL SOMEON3 PLZ 3XPLANE THIS 2 M3?!?!! OMG WTF
S2P DA INSANITY!1!111 LOL
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO, I'm off the hook now, and I don't whine.
Other people do it now.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WhatTheHell (user info) -190 on 2962 = -0.06
# Reviews written: 8242
It definatly helps when 1/3 of your reviews are of your own posts, but I dont care, I am just pointing out the obvious. I wouldnt brag about it too much though or greening will send another email.
Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W B@W B@W B@W B@W
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No offense, but I'm sure you know this, replying to your own posts until they are on most heated is pretty bad.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE HEAT
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-06 14:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for #3