the language rebel (396 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: -1.25 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by homeslice (View user info) at 2005-06-06 20:46:28 EDT
So, I was just thinking. If somebody tells you something like, "Dude you got bad grammar. It sucks." Then everybody else would say things like "oh man, that guy's got bad grammar. He's no good." And you look really bad to everyone. Makes you look stupid and whatnot.
But, if you say something like, "I defy the laws of grammar!" Then it sounds real cool. Everybody's like "That guy's a rebel, no grammar is gonna stop him from speaking his mind. Watch out!" And you look all rebelious and dangerous and sexy and shit, like your too good for the rules.
Kinda makes you think...
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Submitted by lunarshadows (user info) at 2005-06-07 01:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't understand why people care about grammer that much.
Did you konw taht wehn you raed smeohtnig, yuor bairn olny lokos at the frist two lteers of the wrod?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-07 00:12:38 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I like to pee in bed. The sheets get all stinky and yellow, but it's worth it, because then I can sell them as modern art and all the relaly rich stupid people buy the sheets for million of dollars each.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-06 23:03:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:44:28 (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:32:12 (#)
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I overcame the power of your mom's hymen.
__________
HA!
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Yup - GOLD.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:44:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:32:12 (#)
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I overcame the power of your mom's hymen.
__________
HA!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:32:12 EDT (#)
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I overcame the power of your mom's hymen.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:22:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-06 22:05:07 EDT (#)
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I understand where you are coming from but your grammar sucks.
The point is people are stupid.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:51:38 EDT (#)
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remember kids, homosexuality is a choice. and homeslice chose...unwisely.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:39:08 EDT (#)
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No, no we don't.
Don't be gay, dog.
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you kinda just gotta get into the spirit of it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:09:07 EDT (#)
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actually this post had the opposite effect, and hindered further thinking.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:04:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-06 21:01:32 EDT (#)
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God you suck...
But this *IS* very reminicent of CE...
And that scares me...
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-06-06 20:53:23 EDT (#)
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I'm not chris evans. in fact I hate chris evans!
...who's chris evans?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-06 20:51:58 EDT (#)
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hi chris evans.
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-06-06 20:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I defy the laws of grammar!