NEWSFLASH: WillZone Killed in Freak Lawnmower Accident: MJ to Blame??!!!??!! (935 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Wheres ma Ludes" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-06-07 13:46:23 EDT
Micheal Jackson IM'ed me the terrible news. I think he is to blame-
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Micheal Jackson: bart bart tells me, willzone is dead
Micheal Jackson: he was killed in a freak lawn mower accident
HogMan650: good riddance
Micheal Jackson: i hate him to
Micheal Jackson: i think that deserves a habeeb original tribute post, Willzone being killed by a lawn mower. Oh man, that is awesome. I will write a song about it then i will have 3 new songs
HogMan650: ok i will do a tribute post
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The following is an accurate representation of how the deed went down
GO SOX AND PISTONS WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post makes me wish i was dead.
I live in NYC, not Chicago...and I am a Jedi (4 life).
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fusion
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-09 23:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-09 23:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PISTONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EmuParrotCock (user info) at 2005-06-09 00:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made my private place tingle.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone! It turned out even better than I could have imagined!
Submitted by bigfish (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
engorgle
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-07 22:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stop the ignorant being! Yes! Sleeping with children is marvellous! Yes! They love the Jesus Juice! Yes!"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-07 21:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PISTONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-07 19:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think michael would spell his own name correctly.
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-06-07 19:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I still don't get it.
If I do, I'll send it back, clearly it's broken.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-07 19:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:07:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Incredibly stupid.
How anyone ever finds even a modicum of amusement out of one of Habeeb's posts I'll never know.
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Tool.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Incredibly stupid.
How anyone ever finds even a modicum of amusement out of one of Habeeb's posts I'll never know.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I had more thumbs so I could give those titties (and this post) four thumbs down...
Seriously though Habeeb you are better than this.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus juice
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keds.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Smooth Criminal indeed
=)
Submitted by Doskey (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-07 13:49:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO FUSION WOO!!
THIS, is the the classic Habeeb-ness that I have been jonesing for!
Si, Senor! Habeeb dun gots his groove back.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 again because I hope that WillZone really did get hit with a lawnmower/Rape Charge/Comet
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Spanish
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love Jackson's disguise.
Live the taco? (Viva el taco)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keds
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That poor mower.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fusion fusion
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-07 14:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot hot hot hoth othot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-07 13:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUSION KICKS ASS!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-07 13:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good one.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-07 13:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's not really, is he?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-07 13:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's wearing Keds.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-07 13:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO FUSION WOO!!
THIS, is the the classic Habeeb-ness that I have been jonesing for!