I don't think about what I say (603 hits)
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Submitted by Goose <goosehkr at hotmail dot com> (View user info) at 2005-06-07 15:29:19 EDT
I'm under review for the sexual harassment of a female supervisor in our office. I had populated a database for her, printed it out, and left it on her desk while she was at lunch. When she came back, I was already engrossed with a new project, and didn't notice her come into my office. She threw the print-off down on my desk and told me that it wasn't as long as it should have been. My dumbass self, without even thinking, said "Yeah, but I'm sure it was a great personality and a good sense of humor."
Whoops.
I was send home for the rest of the day (sweet) and I have to meet with the company lawyers in two days (crap).
As a side note, the girl I share an office with thought it was pretty funny, but she's a friend of mine, so I don't find that very comforting.
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Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-06-08 01:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's an alter? I only ask because it was my first post today too. What is the conspiracy?
Sorry, it's the end of a work day here and I'm feeling a little jaded!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-06-07 20:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you get sued for that you should turn to a life of crime. Start with her car.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People sue over that?
What a fucking world...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were you I would go in tomorrow, grab her ass, then her tits, and say
"O.K, now at least they have a reason to meet with me"
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:19:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd promote you to Senior Vice President of Sexual Innuendo.
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Yup...
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are women so sensitive? I'm a chick and thought that shit was pretty funny.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand what's offense about that.
Now, if you had said something like "I'm gonna suck your pussy and finger your asshole, you depraved whore-half of the human species..."
Then I could maybe see her getting a little upset.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Flag it then, quick. Raise a greivance. Or quit. Either way, she wants you out.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jgreening, you need to stop with the alter conspiracy theorizing. It's homo.
N00b: I can't believe that bitch reported you for saying something so non-scandalous. Take a shit on a paper plate and leave it outside her front door.
Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can emphatically state that I'm not an alter, but since there's no good way to prove it, and I don't really care if you think I am or not, meh. I've been wandering uber for a couple of months, and registered about three weeks ago to start leaving comments; I just posted today because a friend of mine suggested I start throwing stuff up every once in awhile.
And to Berty, I would agree that its bad management, since I've had trouble with this woman before, but I don't think anything too bad is going to happen to me. She accused me of racism a couple of months ago because I kept completing another person's requests before her. What she failed to realize, however, was that I was working on that batch of assignments in alphabetical order, and it just so happened that another white male came directly in line before her. Silly me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do I think most of these are alters?
6 different people have had their first post today, within an 8 hour period.
I've never seen, and I'm sure no one else has seen soooooooooooooo many brand spanking new people in one day.
Now, ther are problaby 2 who are brand new, and this might be one of them, but most of the others I am sure as hell they are alters...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's bad management. I smell she-nanny-guns. Assuming it's not though your fucked. Not that anything bad will happen to you but merely because she want's you out if she's willing to book you over something so trivial. I'd quit.
If you want to fight back though you can do some damage critising her management style, that she does not deal with the stress of her job effectivly and allows it to taint her dealings with her subordinates. Say that team morale is low.
You'll just delay the inevitable departure, like a baby clawing at it's mother's insides during birth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd promote you to Senior Vice President of Sexual Innuendo.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As John DiMaggio and Billy West so perfectly put it in the audio commentary of Futurama's 'The Luck of the Fryrish':
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CAAARES NOBODY CAAARES
NOBODY FREA-KING CAARES
NOOOOBOOOODYYYY CAAARES!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How do we know they're all alters?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-07 15:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ALL THESE FIRST POSTS AND ALTERS AND SHIT???????
Yes, it's annoying, that's why that was in caps...