My McMorning (1027 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.88 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Deidra (View user info) at 2005-06-07 16:16:16 EDT
Is there some sort of requirement to work at McDonald's that I'm not aware of? Perhaps that you need to FAIL an IQ test??
This morning was messed up, rainy and miserable. I was grumpy, so I wanted breakfast on my way into work, there is a McDonalds not far from my Husband's work. Cheap, fast breakfast. Easy enough right?
Oh how wrong you are!
McD = Moronic McDonald's employee.. at least 10 years older then me and not visibly handicapped in any way whatsoever, seems to speak and understand English well.
Me = Consumer of Ultimate Patience
McD2 = Creepy but marginally smarter McRaunchy's employee standing in the pouring rain for no apparent reason.
So I pull into the drive-through in the pouring rain.
McD: "Blah blah blah static gobbledeygook."
Me: (Confused) "Yes, can I get a Sausage McGriddle Combo please?"
McD: "Sausage & Egg McGriddle?"
Me: "No, Sausage McGriddle Combo, no Egg." (I really don't like eggs, especially not fast food ones)
McD: "Just a Sausage? On a McMuffin or a McGriddle?"
Me: "McGriddle please." (They're nasty but I like 'em.)
McD: "Cream & Sugar in your coffee?"
Me: "No, Sugar ONLY." (yes.. I'm getting irritable - I'm also lactose intollerant)
McD: "Do you want orange juice?"
Me: "No."
(Meanwhile rain is pouring in my window)
McD: "Gobbledegookook, thank you."
(Car window sticks.. doesn't want to roll up.)
So I drive forward, getting wetter & wetter.
McD: "That's be $2.17 for the Sausage McGriddle."
Me: "That was a combo right?"
McD "No, would you like to make that a combo?:
Me: "Yes!"
McD: (sounding frustrated - to other workers) "Make that a combo."
McD: (to me) "Cream & Sugar in your coffee?"
Me: "No! SUGAR ONLY PLEASE."
McD: "That's be $3.56."
Me: (pays)
So I drive forward a bit, and seeing the other cars at the next window I try again to roll up my window to stay mostly dry. Fucking thing is still sticking.
McD2: (leering) "Need some help?"
Me: "No, I'll get it."
(sticking still - looks like the damn window will fall out)
McD2: "They sure don't advertise that in the commercials!"
Me: (boggle)
My car is 13 years old. The fact that the other 3 windows still behave is a good thing, there are few commercials for rusting 13 year old Volkswagens that I've seen.
Finally I get the window closed while leering guy standing in the rain watches. Open my door to get my food and scarf it down in the parking lot.
Threw my car in reverse and backed up over that leering retard. So much blood! Good thing I got the window closed!
I think next time I'll go to Wendy's.
User Reviews
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-21 14:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This mcasshole, mcsucks.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha great ending
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-17 21:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 19:18:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
when I started the police academy, they had us fill out applications to McDonalds on the first day.
They said if we ever quit, we would have something to fall back on
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Now that's idea.. we should do that at my work.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 19:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when I started the police academy, they had us fill out applications to McDonalds on the first day.
They said if we ever quit, we would have something to fall back on.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-17 19:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are new, but keep trying and we'll eventually accept you. check out this awesome post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68788
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate those clowns that Mickey Ds employs too, and for that, a +2.
even though you didnt believe my story
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONE DISLIKES YOUR WRITING. i LIKED THIS. i HATE MACCYD'S.
sorry, left caplock on. wasn't shouting.
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Cause I'm new. I don't take it personally. :)
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONE DISLIKES YOUR WRITING. i LIKED THIS. i HATE MACCYD'S.
sorry, left caplock on. wasn't shouting.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-17 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the best part is when you ran over him....and even that wasn't funny.
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're really a sorry ass miserable bitch, aren't you?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this entertaining to anyone?
Oh that's right -
It's NOT.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not worth one.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-08 05:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had some tampons
E-I-E-I-O
With bloody cotton here, and bloody cotton there....
E-I-E-I-O
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a -2
E-I-E-I-O
With a -2 here, and a -2 there
Don't ever rate my posts again you dumb ass cunt, scum, loser, hater, bitch-ass, nigger dick eatin'
welfare check collectin, broke car havin, stupid ass, doo-doo smearin on your chest, mcgriddle scarfin slore of a woman...E-I-E-I-O
VulvOWNED
Submitted by bigfish (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF? IM NOT READING ALL OF THAT!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-07 22:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mc Donalds is so gross. The last time I ate there was at 5 am during ubervegas when i was too drunk to care.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-07 22:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost liked this, but it lacked a punch line. Work on your material, don't give up, and ignore the assholes and you'll be fine.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-07 21:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ouch much like my ex-mother in-law you sure have taken a beating.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-07 19:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:21:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold on.
You have a shitty car with a broken window and like to special order things and they're the retards?
Please dring Antifreeze
-2DIE blah blah blah
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-07 18:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-07 18:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you eat fast food at all you're a fucking moron.
Same with smokers.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen some good "consumer complaint" stories on this site. This ain't one of them.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Your car sucks.
This post sucks.
Your husband sucks beacuse he is with you.
You know karma will make your husband leave you for a McDonalds employee right?
It will be that chick who is on fries.
They say shes retarded but those titties aint retarded!
Attell Rules!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why doesn't your husband bone up and buy you a car made in this decade?
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont think wendys serves breakfast.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the sense that you're trying, so I'll be constructive. People read posts to be informed and entertained, not to hear about someone else's complaints. You could have written about the exact same topic and it would have gotten better reviews had you made it interesting or funny. Believe me, everything I write is full of whining about one thing or another, and I do ok for myself.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH...MY...GOD! THATS, LIKE, SO AWFUL! I SO TOOOOOOOTALLY SYMPATHISE!
You've got a shit car, you eat shit food and you made a shit post. You got off lightly.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:30:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:21:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold on.
You have a shitty car with a broken window and like to special order things and they're the retards?
Please dring Antifreeze
-2DIE blah blah blah
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Oh sorry, I didn't realize it was an Uberite I ran over. I guess I suppose I should have gone over again. Do you get a good employee discount?
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Great comeback! I mean equating me with a McDonald's employee. Who would have thought of something so witty?
I can't even give you any points for your effort
Step into my office, because you're fucking fired!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor writing skills.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tonghit, I'm going to name my penis Deidra right before I beat it.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
mmmmkay?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They make minimum wage ... what the hell do you expect?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When is the funny part coming?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah blah moan blah blah blah retard blah blah whinge blah blah.
That's what I heard.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
very, very lame rant.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:21:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold on.
You have a shitty car with a broken window and like to special order things and they're the retards?
Please dring Antifreeze
-2DIE blah blah blah
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Oh sorry, I didn't realize it was an Uberite I ran over. I guess I suppose I should have gone over again. Do you get a good employee discount?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanted to rate this a -5, but since you're Canadian, the exchange rate only allows me a -2.
Enjoy!
Submitted by starforbram (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be more impressed if you ran over the Burger King.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold on.
You have a shitty car with a broken window and like to special order things and they're the retards?
Please dring Antifreeze
-2DIE blah blah blah
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap.