Nugget shares a little piece of her life with Uber. (sweet, huh?) (1450 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-06-07 23:16:37 EDT
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-03 14:53:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-03 13:18:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:55:57 EDT (#)
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This post totally changes my mental image of you. I think that you would be a really cool person to meet IRL.
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Wow, I'm afraid to know what you thought about me before and/or why. But thanks... That's a really nice compliment.
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Oh, I didn't think anything bad about you. I've always thought that you were one of those girls who were smart and maybe a little off center, but that doesn't always equal 'interesting', you know? BUT I probably short sold you on that.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-04-03 13:54:03 EDT (#)
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tattoo needs a little white added to it to be perfect.
WINK WINK, HINT HINT
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-03 13:20:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:56:22 EDT (#)
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That's a spectacular bit of ink.
Did the camel spit at you???
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Thanks about the tattoo... I have two more now, but that's still my favorite. And no, the camel didn't spit at me. I'm too cool to be spit at.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-03 13:18:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:55:57 EDT (#)
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This post totally changes my mental image of you. I think that you would be a really cool person to meet IRL.
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Wow, I'm afraid to know what you thought about me before and/or why. But thanks... That's a really nice compliment.
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I don't KNOW why they make soft packs. One of my friends always gets them, I think he just does it to be "different".
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-03 13:07:45 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck do they even make soft packs?!?! Who keeps buying these things?!?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:56:22 EDT (#)
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That's a spectacular bit of ink.
Did the camel spit at you???
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:55:57 EDT (#)
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This post totally changes my mental image of you. I think that you would be a really cool person to meet IRL.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:35:56 EDT (#)
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Man, those are some good camels.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:53:20 EDT (#)
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Figure 1 of the camel drawings is brilliant. I would have +2's you for that alone.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:24:58 EDT (#)
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nice... thanks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-08 22:17:10 EDT (#)
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Nice hips.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:54:02 EDT (#)
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JIHAD
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:19:18 EDT (#)
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The camel drawings themselves made the post fantastic! As a whole this was pretty great.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-08 14:25:26 EDT (#)
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it's like a little informercial!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:32:11 EDT (#)
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I was hoping everyone would appreciate the camel drawings. It's very hard to "draw" in paint. Not that I could have drawn camels any better on paper.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:45:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-08 10:28:32 (#)
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I have a tattoo of a squirrel.
It's on my thigh...
...and it's reaching for my nuts.
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:22:53 EDT (#)
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On the side board it says "Corn Nugget Shares A Little Pie....."
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:11:05 EDT (#)
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I really enjoyed this. Especially the camel drawings.
I recently was tattooed again and I don't remember my first tattoo hurting quite as bad as this one. I think your tatoo is beautiful.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:08:41 EDT (#)
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He was fine with me going and doing whatever I wanted, but he rarely joined me. He had his own stereotypes and judgemental behavior. He disliked my black friends because "They seem nice, but every black person is somehow fucked up". He had pleanty to say about my best friend (who is lebaneese) and her "shortcomings" (the main one was dating a black guy).
I was only married for 18 months (with him for... maybe 3 years, total?), and I never "felt" married. He worked constantly, I went to school and spent time with friends.
I think it was a marriage of convienience... (however you spell that). He took me around the world, let me buy whatever I wanted... and I got him his residency.
Not that we ever SAID that while we were married, I was happily ignorant of his ulterior motives. Now that I'm not with him, it was obviously a big farce.
It sucks to admit that. Oh well, I got to buy stuff and travel. Who cares if I'm a bit more jaded and such now. (ahem)
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-08 11:53:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-08 10:28:32 (#)
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I have a tattoo of a squirrel.
It's on my thigh...
...and it's reaching for my nuts.
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This was hilarious.
You shouldn't feel bad for falling for some towel heads lies and marrying him. <prepare for stereotype> Every western girl I know who has married an arab that I know has either gotten divorced, is miserable, or no longer communicates with anyone outside his family. Over there wives stay home with the family once you are married the only social life with the wife is at family gatherings. <end stereotype>
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 10:30:34 EDT (#)
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Whatever you do....don't, and I mean for the love of god, do what Mike Tyson did....to his face
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-08 10:28:32 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo of a squirrel.
It's on my thigh...
...and it's reaching for my nuts.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-08 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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hah, oh, and lisa...
Where else could I put a symetrical tattoo? That's what my problem was... there are limited spaces for them. I was considering getting the "eye or horus", which isn't symetrical. I was going to get that on my shoulder blade.
I'm thinking about getting a rosary on my shoulderblade now... having the beads be Letters instead of beads, and having it spell out "Death no longer has power over him" (which was the last line I said when I was doing the reading at my dads funeral). But I'm not religious, so... it'd be stupid to do that. I mean, my dad was catholic, but... not religious enough to warrant a rosary.
I'm also thinking of getting a "cool" (urr) rose w/vines near my hip/pelvis region, since my middle name is rose.
I'll probably just not get another tattoo.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-08 10:11:04 EDT (#)
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Thanks to this post I dreampt all night that I got re-married to my ex. For some reason I spent the entire marriage in the bathtub.
That says a lot, doesn't it?
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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-08 03:35:33 (#)
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I would plus 2 this except you married a sand-nigger. I hate arabs, you dumb bitch! Marry a white man, and if you're smart, a white man of superior GERMAN descent.
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That comment is just so crazy that I don't know what to think. Well, I guess it's time to to man hunting in Germany!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:36:54 EDT (#)
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And I admire you too toots!
(Hugs)
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:23:07 EDT (#)
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good to get to know ya.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:07:20 EDT (#)
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neato
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-06-08 09:03:04 EDT (#)
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This would be a fun bandwagon to start.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:57:52 EDT (#)
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Excellent tat, corny.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:30:01 EDT (#)
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I can't wait to see versions II, III, IV, V, VI...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:21:40 EDT (#)
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Yep. That's you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:08:20 EDT (#)
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I'll eat your box.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-08 07:55:15 EDT (#)
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Your tattoo gave me a chub.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-08 06:46:15 EDT (#)
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This is an interesting post.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-06-08 04:51:33 EDT (#)
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This was strangely compelling.
-Dave
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-08 04:16:47 EDT (#)
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aaaahhahaha
you forgot the first rule in the guidebook. Dont get on the fucking camel.
I hate fuckin Egyptians. Scavenging scumbags.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-08 03:35:33 EDT (#)
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I would plus 2 this except you married a sand-nigger. I hate arabs, you dumb bitch! Marry a white man, and if you're smart, a white man of superior GERMAN descent.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-08 03:25:07 EDT (#)
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Very nice. I like the camel diagrams.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-06-08 02:56:04 EDT (#)
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Why'd you have to go and cut the camel toe out of that second pic?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-08 02:04:00 EDT (#)
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Hey, I am supposed to talk to you about ubercon (Val said)...I know you were being serious on this post and all...but I need some in-fo hoe (joking - it rhymed), so IM me at homedepotracenut@aol - or floridafastlane@yahoo...........
You are my favorite terd, I wouldn't shit you!!
Love you babe
-Jason
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-08 01:36:47 EDT (#)
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Can we invent the phrase "Pushing a sausage under the scarab" together?
Please?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-06-08 01:31:27 EDT (#)
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Girls should start getting their lower backs tattooed. Maybe I'll do it, too, and we could start a trend. Just you wait, pretty soon you'll start seeing girls with lower back tattoos everywhere--clubs, bars, malls, you name it.
Just kidding. Not really. But I'd totally lick your tattoo if I were a lesbian and liked the taste of winged scarab.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:53:14 EDT (#)
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I liked this...little snippets of your life. Very cool.
I also liked the absolutely horribly drawn yet somehow accurately expressive renditions of mounting a camel.
"This is me on a camel, obviously." --> heh heh.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:50:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:21:47 (#)
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The sign below the "No aid and comfort to the enenmy - No way" should be "Caution - Far right"
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Ba-zing.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:26:04 EDT (#)
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I like the ol' slice o' life posts. Neato.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:15:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:13:16 (#)
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I really like that tattoo. Even if you are older than dirt.
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Thanks little boy.
OH and Wiggles... You don't know HOW to lie. You barely know how to make a Screwdriver.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:13:16 EDT (#)
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I really like that tattoo. Even if you are older than dirt.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:11:59 EDT (#)
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Don't click that link... I did. I should have known better, but no... It's goatse.
Submitted by bigfish (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:08:04 EDT (#)
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http://stretch.ragingfist.net
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:04:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:23:47 (#)
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I think I'm prone to falling for guys who are good liars. I think that says something about me.
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By the way, have I told you what a brilliantly sexy liar I am? <3
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:56:08 EDT (#)
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Very cool...I like how open this is.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:48:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:43:04 (#)
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I don't hate anyone. I'm a love beacon.
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Haha, I'd say. It must be your dashing good looks, charming smile, and hot accent. Or maybe it's just your huge biceps. Who knows?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:45:44 EDT (#)
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Wife.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:43:36 EDT (#)
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Oh thanks Zak, that's a load off my shoulders.
I hate people for a day or so, and then I get this elitist attitude like, "I can't hate them... it's not their fault that they are stupid/judgemental/cunts/annoying!" And then I feel sad for them, and the hate just goes away. I've done that with many people on uber.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:43:04 EDT (#)
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I don't hate anyone. I'm a love beacon.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:40:11 EDT (#)
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why do people take this so seriously? i don't really hate any of you.
except brianthetrurhspeaker. the goddamn stupid FUCKING RETARDED GOYISHE MOTHERFUCKER.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:36:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:34:56 EDT (#)
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Pork- you divorced your life, eh? There must be a lot of paperwork involved in that
Caul- You've talked to me enough to know I hate "victims" and "excuse makers"
Zak- Don't be fickle:
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:40:54 (#)
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I hate WhatTheHell and CookieLass. Sphagnum. Corn_Nugget. Stabkill. BRIANTHETRURHSPEAKER. ellsmall. slowly_rotting. spiral_abraxis. munkeypants.
And that's just off the top of my head.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:32:59 EDT (#)
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Everybody makes mistakes. I made the mistake of divorcing my life, then I went bonkers when I realized what I'd done and what I'd lost.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:31:07 EDT (#)
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I find you attractive and interesting. Let's get married.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:31:06 EDT (#)
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I like this kind of post. And that lawn is massive. It reminded me of the lawn in front of George Washington's house.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:30:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:29:03 EDT (#)
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I think I'm prone to falling for guys who are good liars. I think that says something about me. """
Another +2 for taking part of the blame in your failed relationship. Not many people do that nowadays.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:23:47 EDT (#)
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You know... I married him because of a few reasons. The main reason (and the stupiedest) was that I thought it was "time" to get married.
He was extremely good at lying and talking his way out of things. Looking back, I can't believe how naive I was.
I think I'm prone to falling for guys who are good liars. I think that says something about me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:21:47 EDT (#)
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The sign below the "No aid and comfort to the enenmy - No way" should be "Caution - Far right"
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-07 23:21:21 EDT (#)
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Hey Nugget. Nice. Not to be an asshole, but I've ALWAYS kind of wondered about women who marry Arabic men, then are surprised when they take off with your kids back to their Ancient Sands, never to be heard from again.
Then again, I'm rather well known for my stupidity, fear of strangers and ignorance, so please feel free to give me a virtual bitch-slapping.