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Alright, top fives, I want to see some. (933 hits)

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Submitted by Thatguy60869.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-04-25 22:50:29 EDT


Alright. I want to see everyones personal top five:

A)Movies
B)Foods
C)Qualities that you wish you had
D)Pet peeves
E)Names

I'll start:

A)
1 The Shawshank Redemption
2 The Usual Suspects
3 Pulp Fiction
4 Ferris Buellers Day Off
5 The Big Lebowski

B)
1 Penne with Vodaka Sauce
2 Eggs Benedict
3 Pizza
4 Ramen Noodle Soup
5 Tortilla Chips with Jalepeno Cheese dip

C)
1 Lots of wit
2 Suaveness
3 Funniness
4 Toughness
5 Intelligence

D)
1 Shallow people
2 People who try to be funny when they talk to me, and I really don't feel like listening so I just sort of smile and say "yeah" alot until the person shuts up.
3 Backne
4 Too cold
5 Too hot

E)
1 Optimus Prime
2 XC-05 (But it's pronounced as "Tim")
3 Matt
4 Rick
5 Jack

So yeah...if anyone wants to patcipate...go ahead and respond.

And if you don't agree with something on my list, then fuck you. It's my list, and you can make your own with whatever the hell you want on it.

So respond! C'mon! I want to see what other people will put on their lists (if they are not too lazy to make one).

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Submitted by RWang (user info) at 2003-07-19 22:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A) Matrix, Fight Club, Beautiful Mind, Dinosaur, Star Wars
B) Squid, Panera Bread sandwiches, Fried rice, Bacon
C) Aggressiveness, Ambition, Money!!!!!
D) Dumbasses
E) Fadi, Hasheem, Hakeem, Rishi


Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-07-19 22:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PUSSY!!! for all of them.

Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-19 22:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not in order really.

A)
1. Leon
2. Paperhouse
3. Torrente
4. Fight Club
5. various porn films

B)
1. Hot curry
2. Roast spuds, Yorkshire puds etc
3. Chinese stuff with noodles
4. Fresh pasta
5. Chips

C)
1. Courage
2. Good looks
3. Patience
4. Rhythm
5. Less perfectionism

D)

1. Nasty women
2. Capitalism
3. Stupidity
4. Smokers
5. My acne

E)

1. Emmanuelle
2. Chiara
3. Luz
4. Alessandra
5. Soledad


Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-04-30 07:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A)
1. Terminator 3 (havent even seen it)
2. Terminator 2
3. The Matrix
4. The Matrix Reloaded (havent seen that)
5. Saving Private Ryan

B.
1. Yorkshire puddings
2. Donar Kebab
3. Chocolate
4. Steak and mushroom pie (large)
5. Cheese

C.
1. A super model girlfriend
2. Perfectly white teeth
3. Able to tell what someone is thinking
4. Understanding women (what they REALLY mean)
5. Even wittier than I am now!

D.
1. People who make any kind of annoying mistake when driving in front of me ie going slow
2. Old people
3. The millions and millions of asylum seekers in Britain that make more money than me for fuck all
4. Gettin up in the morning
5. Nice people who turn into dicks when they have a drink

E
1. Jamie
2. Rachel (all Rachels are fit)
3. Taryn
4. Becky (all sexy)
5. Butros Butros Gali


Submitted by Teri (user info) at 2003-04-30 05:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like these lists. In a way they give us a chance to evaluate ourselves.

A)Movies
Fight Club
Spaceballs
Thumb Wars (parody of Star Wars)
Macross Plus
Initial D

B)Foods
Steak, Rare
Raw Lobster (aka Lobster Sashimi)
True Chinese food (none of that 'sweet and sour' shit and spring rolls. Good food in terms of appearance, smell, texture, taste and quality)
Sidewalk Hot Dogs
Field Mice (Not sure if that's the proper name, but don't bash it before you try it. It's kind of hard to find now.)

C)Qualities that you wish you had
Patience
Nerve
Intelligence
To be a member of the opposite sex (to find out how it feels like)
Music Talent (to be able to carry a tune outside a bucket with lid)

D)Pet peeves
Licenceless passengers who bitch about the way I drive
People who openly disrespect something I highly and obviously respect
People who flaunt money that's not theirs (their parents' / borrowed money)

E)Names
Cven (pronounced Kevin)
Terrence


Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-27 08:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A) The Big Lebowski, Swingers, SLC Punk, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange

C) Guilt, Compassion, Empathy, Sorrow, MAMMOTH COCK SYNDROME


Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-27 03:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

NmaesPQMovies:
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The Quiet Man
Clerks
Pulp Fiction
Ben-Hur or the Ten Commandments, I can't decide
Food:
I was raised to eat whatever I was served, at this point, I'm so not picky it's a little disgusting
Qualities you wish you had:
the ability to not freeze up and stutter like Rain Man when a pretty girl talks to me
a little more tolerance
a little more patience
other than that I'm pretty happy with myself
Pet Peeves:
People who ask stupid questions
People who talk in the theatre or let their phone ring
People who think they know everydamnthing
Getting the cup of coffee with the grounds in it
Slivers in my hands from work
Names:
Kathleen
Siobhan
Maeve
Natasha
Shauna



Submitted by michaelmyers <hillbillyhater.fu> at 2003-04-27 00:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A)Movies
The days of wine and roses
Jaws
Night of the living dead
The Usual Suspects
American Beauty


B)Foods
Steak (medium rare)
Pork Chops
Chocolate (snickers if you must know)
Chili Dogs
Potato chips

C)Qualities that you wish you had
Jealosy
Good eyesight
Hair
Foresight
Compassion

D)Pet peeves
Mallrats
Women who think their shit is ice cream and everybody wants two scoops
car salesmen
golddiggers
car noises

E)Names
Katie
Matthew
Christopher
Miles Long (fav made up pornstar name)
Duncan

Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-26 16:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A)Movies - Matrix, Akira, Waterboy, Willard, Shining

B)Foods - Pizza, Chocolate Cake, Coca-Cola (I know, not really a food), Chick-fil-a Chicken Nuggets, Steak

C)Qualities that you wish you had - Optimism... I guess that's it.

D)Pet peeves - Assholes, People who put American flags on their car and don't do anything other than that, Rednecks, Vegetarians, Stupid People

E)Names- Darius, Socrates, Aristotle, Homer, Calvin


Submitted by BlueDuck (user info) at 2003-04-26 14:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I should have put "The 3 ads on the main page of UGO.com advertising 'the real cancun'" under pet peeves.


Submitted by BlueDuck (user info) at 2003-04-26 14:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A)Movies
B)Foods
C)Qualities that you wish you had
D)Pet peeves
E)Names


Clerks
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Pulp Fiction
Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness (still need to download the other two)
Half Baked

Steak
Cold Pizza
Sugar
Coke
Jerky

I'm happy with all of my current qualities, but anyone you talk to would state otherwise.

Small women driving huge SUVs
People who own an SUV and are scared to drive in bad weather or through a puddle
Civics (I dont mind making you car look nice, but be origional)
People getting angry for no good reason
People who dont get jokes or understand sarcasm

BlueDuck
Blue Duck
BlueDuck_
Yblaro
Mark

Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-04-26 13:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A)
Harold and Maude
The Big Lebowski
The Matrix
Casablanca
Children of Paradise

B)
anything chocolate
Phish Food
cold veggie pizza
linguini con vongole
peaches


Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-26 13:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Movies
Billy Madison
Blackhawk Down
Animal House
Spaceballs
Shakespeare in Love

Foods (BTW tina, good call on the day old Pizza hut, their food sucks untill it's 24 hours old.)
Ben and Jerry's Phish Food
Tonkatsu
Pizza
Beer
"Special" Brownies

Pet Peeves
Empty beer cans
Empty Beer bottles
People who say they aren't drunk while they are holding on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
Cone shaped boobs
People who use a bottle opener on twist-offs.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-26 12:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart, Kaelic, meet me here...

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1051375196933722535

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-26 06:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If I had to rank just Star Wars movies, I'd go:
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Attack of the Clones
5. Phantom Menace

ESB is my favorite because the plot is left unresolved, you first meet Lando Calrissian, you find out the secret of Darth Vader, you first see Yoda, Hoth, Cloud City, and Boba Fett, and there aren't any Ewoks or the devil spawn Jar Jar Binks. "A New Hope" is the most classical one piece hero story, probably because Lucas wasn't sure if there was going to be a second movie, but I prefer the darker tone behind Empire.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-04-26 05:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How can anyone possibly rate "A Phantom Menace" above "Return of the Jedi", or even "The Empire Strikes Back"? In my opinion, the ratings of Star Wars movies goes like this:

1. Return of the Jedi (Best movie)
2. A New Hope (Best scene, Luke destroying death star)
3. The Empire Strikes Back (2nd Best scene, "I AM your father.")

The other movies just don't have the same feeling. I think it's because of that stupid character, Jar-Jar Binks, and the fact that only about 1/60 of any of those movies is live action, and not CGI.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-26 05:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

B)
1. Pepperoni pizza
2. Mostaccioli with marinara
3. Chicken vesuvio
4. Freshwater eel
5. Filet mignon

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-26 00:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so drunk it's sick.

Movies: Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Contact, Usual Suspects, Casino.

Foods: Sate Chicken, Amazing Chicken from Chinese Delight in Devon, PA, Pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street, Philly, PA, D'Allesandro's cheesesteak, anything else.

Fuck the rest of this shit.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-26 00:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These are not in order and they change all the time :)
A)Movies
1.The Princess Bride
2.My kitty is laying on my lap and he keeps
3.rolling over on my keyboard
4.and his little belly is soft and white
5.and his eyes close and he purrs when I kiss his little head and rub his little nose
B)Foods
1.Strawberries
2.Basken Robbins Mint Chocolate Ice Cream
3.Chocolate Mexicano con leche
4.Lucky Charms marshmallows
5.Cold Pizza Hut pizza refridgerated overnight
C)Qualities that you wish you had
1.Confidence.
2.Muscles. Big muscles.
3.Great unsurpassed beauty.
4.The ability to relax.
5.Happiness (more of it).
D)Pet peeves
1.Clothes that fit wrong (and they always do) and wedgies when you can't pick 'em.
2.Ringing ears (they are now).
3.The feeling of disgust I get after eating (like now).
4.Having to go no. 2 in a public bathroom when other people are there (going no. 2 right now...) (j/k).
5.Headaches (always have one).
E)Names
1.Catherine Elizabeth
2.Christina Crystal
3.Rose Marie
4.Victoria Teresa
5.George Patrick
(my siblings) :)
Charles William Edward and Maria Teresa kick ass, too

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-25 23:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A)Movies
Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
Blackhawk Down
Gladiator
Braveheart
Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

B)Foods
Prime Rib
Lobster
Sushi
My Mom's Meat Loaf
Double quarter Ponder with Cheese

C)Qualities that you wish you had
Drive and motivation to excersize more and eat less
Ability to not spend money so unwisely
More mechanical skills
To be more of a conversationalist
To not put my foot in mouth with every conversation my girlfriend and I have

D)Pet peeves
Pepole who blame me for doing something I didn't do
People who blame me for not doing something I did do
Pepole who psychoanalize you and have no right to
Closed minded assholes who burn down Harley shops thinking it will drive away the Hell's Angels
Pepole who push their religion on you

E)Names
Dawn
Laurie
Bridgett
Raimee
Dawn

Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-25 23:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


A)The Jerk (steve martin)
B)Anything Seafood/Greek....and big macs
C)I wish I had learned to play piano when I was younger
D)I have a whole hate list floating around here somewhere....have a look.
E) Favorite names or my name? I'm Al. If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Amber. I love the stone, and the Ambers I've known have all been sweethearts.


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Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like
that.

Lisa: How Zen.

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