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Heaven for a Minute (1837 hits)

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Rating: 1.91 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by fudgepacknuts (View user info) at 2005-06-08 13:00:04 EDT


You close your eyes and imagine a field. It might not be the sandy beach utopia you'd dreamed of, but it's calm and quiet and vast. You eventually find peace in this field. It's a peace you know will inexorably disintegrate the second you open your eyes, but you are happy now, so your lids stay shut.

You imagine a girl in a sun dress smiling at you. She doesn't say anything, but when she smiles, you just shake your head and appreciate all the good in your life. And she walks slowly through the field. She looks at you with her big green eyes and runs her hands through the cattails. And you just stand there. Silent. Happy. In awe of all the beauty.

You look left and you see a farmhouse in the distance. You don't want to travel the distance to see it up close, but you are content in knowing that it is there. And when your head slowly swivels to the right, you find that the girl is dancing. There is no music, but she is enjoying herself with the nearby butterflies.

Your legs eventually get tired and you lie down on the earth. You look up at the great blue sky. Only a smattering of clouds on this day. The girl, with a coy smile, lies down next to you and snuggles herself into your arms. You both look up and point at the sky, describing how the cloud on the far right looks like a surfer, while the one on the left looks like a panda. You both giggle and kiss and play with each other.

Night eventually falls and the two lovers fall gently to sleep in each others arms.

And when you finally open your eyes, you find that nothing in your life has changed. The world is moving on without you and you feel your heart start to pound a little bit harder. But you take a deep breath and forge ahead.


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Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-23 20:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny how the moments that help us believe in "heaven" are short, but the times that remind us of "Hell" can last for days or even weeks........


Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry fudge, but that sounded a little gay.......eh +2 anyways.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-08 14:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey you know this "El Fudgepacker the swarthy latin homo "

was not meant as taking a jab. I was simply refering to what I called you the day you camwhored.

Godd stuff here, the writing.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-08 14:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm glad your prescription has been filled.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nit, not sure. some will, some won't.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've heard the story, and know exactly what you're referring to.

Still funny shit.

Do what you can my ass. Just keep doing it.

Think anyone else will get it?


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done, Lad.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I owe you many, many +2s for your comment on my last post.

I laughed so hard I nearly sharted.

(but not quite)


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad to see you are feeling better El Fudgepacker the swarthy latin homo

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files