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Category: Humor

Rating: 0.67 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BigDaddy <tazwert-at-yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-08 13:12:11 EDT


Grandma was always busy in her kitchen. She would be baking one kind of cookie or another. Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, Molasses, Chocolate Chocolate Chip, she made all kinds. One time our family visited when she was making a batch of her Mini Vanilla Sandwich cookies. My brother and I would anxiously wait for them to come down the conveyor belt. We then snatched a handful of the warm cookies before they were shoveled into the cellophane bag and sealed shut by the huge machine. Nothing says love like warm Grandma's Mini Vanilla Sandwich cookies.



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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by BugMeNot (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is kinda funny...

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:23:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

This is not funny!

I feel raped.
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ATTN FORCED ANAL VIOLATION!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is not funny!

I feel raped.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My Grandmother had a conveyor belt in her kitchen too. Wiley old bitches, Grandmothers.

Did she ALSO bake her cookies with pure wholesome Goodness, like my Grandma?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-08 13:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the ghey?


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