Make Fun Of Me (984 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.25 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by quack (View user info) at 2005-06-08 19:03:08 EDT
I am way cooler than everyone here. Take your best shots. Make me laugh and I will +2 a few of your lame posts. Rip away.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Avals - your insults are hateful and all, but not very funny or clever. i'd hope you could do better. (3/10)
Jeanneee - no
munkeypants - for parties
snark - ..ok
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-09 04:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're such a scrawny little fuck! I didn't believe it possible to look like a little harmless fairy while swinging one of these big-ass axes, but there you go proving my wrong once again.
You seem to be under the impression you're doling out shining gems of wit here. I hope you realize your insults are about as good as the comeback 'Your Mom!'.
Your expression in the nurse outfit looks like you're about to be plugged in the mouth by a huge black cock. I bet I'm right, as well, and I bet you're going to fucking like it.
Just so we're clear on this, I'm not saying all of this because you asked for it or for some lame +2s; I'm saying it because it's ALL. FUCKING. TRUE.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-09 03:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.williamsanderson.net/Larry/lddcollage.html
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-09 00:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hi, my name is Larry. This is my brother Quack and my other brother Quack"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-09 00:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you seem to like the costumes.
you like to role play?
eh? eh?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mitch? Is that you?
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2's for Death Metal Dude.
i don't get it, snark.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - go make another whiny sob post about your dead mother in law.
zakalwe - wrong.
Mothyham - not even remotely funny or insulting. better luck next time, loser.
G-prime - i'm doing this to amuse myself. i have a girlfriend, plenty of friends, and a life. i really don't care if this post sucks, but you must if these pictures piss you off so much. your life must be pretty sad. boo hoo.
CoffeeAndSmokes - close to funny. (7.5/10) a bit trite with the mom lines and all, so no cigar.
EmuParrotCock - i don't know what to say. i smiled, so have some +2's.
Submitted by EmuParrotCock (user info) at 2005-06-08 22:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are teh sexy.
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-06-08 22:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like casting photos for "one flew over the dill-hole's nest".
oh, and next time i walk past your drunk ass passed out on the couch when i'm done banging your mom, sister, and grandmom, i won't bother to teabag you. you've teabagged yourself with this masterwork.
tool.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hi, my name is Larry. This is my brother Quack and my other brother Quack"
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:58:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
three in a row! good job! with minimal creativity, you're less amusing than miss sassy down there.
three is enough, call it a day and go cry yourself to sleep.
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I wasn't exactly going for creativity, nor was I trying to amuse you. This post really sucks, and those pictures really do piss me off. And these stupid replies to the even more stupid insults? Lame! You're the one telling people to get out more? Seriously man, you're sitting there replying to strangers on the internet, trying to have a little sergio giorgini rip battle. You really need a girlfriend or something. A real one, because sometimes, those girls you meet on the internet aren't really girls. At least get some friends.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
doling out +2's to your shitty posts was like chewing steel wool, Swamp Donkey. you seriously need to reevaluate your sense of humor and get out more.
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I don't re-evaluate shit, I just continue to rock on through life.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
your mother has vaginal herpetic sores which have evolved into small volcanoes that expel various acids, which explains why your mouth is perpetually open to let the cool breeze pass through
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2005-06-08 21:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keanu Reeves'gay brother
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you kidding me? that is the best post ever. not my fault the dim-witted are too brittle to handle it's brilliance.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not TOO gay.
This joint is turning into a fucking Yahoo Chat Room.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33390
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Submitted by zakalwe [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2004-05-18 11:48:55
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what? i had at least fifty lame ones to choose from. c'mon.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd give you a +2, but none of my posts are lame.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doling out +2's to your shitty posts was like chewing steel wool, Swamp Donkey. you seriously need to reevaluate your sense of humor and get out more.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why thank you, c1ndy. they're not mine.
Swamp Donkey, well done. Had it not moved, I wouldn't have conceded this one to you, but that was pretty funny. +2's for you. (9/10)
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I did. Enjoy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68075
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore. Nice pots.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 20:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX, your hilarity astounds me. how long did that brilliant little quip take you? i hope it wasn't time you could've spent having friends and being a winner. (5/10)
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
three in a row! good job! with minimal creativity, you're less amusing than miss sassy down there.
three is enough, call it a day and go cry yourself to sleep.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Look at me, I sing Opera EVERYWHERE I go!"
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Close your mouth, damn it! That's really starting to piss me off!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm content with my review.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're ugly.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't sass me, young lady.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...as for the name. http://www.ubersite.com/m/67621
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm
that was the point.
wow i was laying it on pretty thick there, thought you'd catch on. my bad.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch: you're asian. (7/10 for the cabbage.)
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my guitar strap is blue, green, and white.
none of your jabs were even worth my time. 2/10
and your name sucks -- Sassmaster? i hope you're a girl. sassy is an adjective reserved for the ladies. you're the master of lame, sassy insults, eh?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you smell like cabbage.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...those few lines are reminiscent of Sergio Giorgini...whatever happened to that guy?
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i knew the "OMG your mouth is open" slam was going to come first. I give you a 6/10 for your delivery. Could've been subtler. I didn't even smile.
oh, and i've got a quick question for you, Yes. why does your mom always shout your name when we're getting it on?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your gender is ambiguous to the untrained eye...
you're so stupid that you'd lose a race to someone who is a little slower than you...
i've seen cooler people than you in a parking lot...
you're the reason that handicapped parking spots are located close to the entrances of public/private establishments...
i KNOW that I have more pencils than you...
if we were both in olden times and were involved in politics (hypothetically), you'd run against me and lose by 1 vote! then you would go around the country to various schools, churches, and town meetings to emphasize the importance of voting and how every vote matters. you would be a good sport about the loss and joke about it with me later, but hey...you still lost, buddy...
your guitar strap probably doesn't even have a pattern on it...it's probably just one plain color or material...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-06-08 19:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i guess sucking that much cock CAN give you lockjaw.