Sorry, if its all the same I think I would rather jerk off. (1068 hits)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (View user info) at 2005-06-08 23:24:01 EDT
***Disclaimer: I dont spellcheck, I try to indent my paragraphs but it never works, and my punctuation skills are highly lacking.
What is it that makes a relationship go stale? Is it time? Is it boredom? I just don't know. I've been dating this lady for 3 years, going on 4. Shes not an affectionate girl (which isn't bad). We get along good enough, we rarely ever argue, I don't know.
It seems lately i've lost my Mojo. I used to always be on her like stink on shit. I couldnt get enough of her. But lately, meh, it's like living with my sister. Sure she looks good enough, but I just dont want to bone her. It seems our relationship has grown for stale than a 3 weak old loaf of bread.
We had a kid a year and a half ago. And it would be easy to blame that on my/our lack of interest in eachother. But I know thats not it. After she spit out the kid, I still wanted her. I remember waiting out the alloted time the doctor told us to waite. And I couldn't keep my hands off of her. But shit would happen. She would be tired, I was tired, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But over the last month shes been wanting it more and more. And it seems lately I just dont want to bother. Its not like I can't get a boner. I'm only 31. Hell im still good for rubbing one out at least thrice a weak on my own. But lately, when it comes to her I think Why bother? Is it worth all the hassle?
I dont know uberfolk. Maybe I need some Levitra or something. It seemed to work fine for that Bob guy in the commercial. Who knows. I guess my question would be whats the longest relationship(serious wise) you've been in, and how long into it, if at all before you started losing your sexual desire for that partner? I mean besides the whole sex thing, things seem to being running quite smoothly, we dont fight, we get along. I fear though that she has lost her new car smell.
(This would be the part of the post where I would add a wity picture to dress up this post a little. But alas I have no computer skills, unless yahoo pool counts.)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:20:52 EDT (#)
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Walk away. Discuss exactly how you are feeling to her, tell her WHY you are walking, and then go. If she wants you enough to try and convince you to stay, you have something worth working for; if not, she probably recognizes the same sentiment within herself.
Or you could stick around and be complacent with your situation. Wound up in divorce, jail and the loss of everything I own for me- but you don't exactly have as much to worry about as I do. Just do what's right- people like to pile up so much baggage onto a situation like this, tell their minds that they know what the other person needs and everything else. Just do what you know to be the right thing for yourself, as long as it isn't unnecessarily hurtful toward her. It may be painful at first, but in the end it will be better for both of you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-28 07:52:05 EDT (#)
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even though you called me a bitch and gave me -2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-20 19:23:09 EDT (#)
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damn duke, that was real thought provoking
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-17 19:05:29 EDT (#)
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what really sucks here is that you two have a kid, because I think you need someone else. It isn't the sex that is th problem. You basically are announcing the problem yourself, but I don't think you realize it. You say that you get along well and don't really argue. I get the impression that the relationship is basically just stuck int he middle of good and bad. You are getting the affection you need, and a relationship that just "isn't bad" isn't good enough for you. Tell her that you wish she was a little more affectionate, and that you teo need to start doing things to spice it up again. Act like you are still courting, and go on romantic dates. Start doing all the corny bullshit that women like int he beginning of the relationship, and maybe she'll get more interested again too.
If that doesn't work, it sounds to me like you need a more emotional partner.
See Uber, I can give useful advice sometimes! :)
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:30:06 EDT (#)
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I boned her good about a week ago, so basically im off the hook for a little while.
Wow, what a line
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-16 21:58:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-09 13:19:12 (#)
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Give it a little time. Give it a little effort. Especially - if not only, for your baby.
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I love loren, and I think this is an awesome SENTIMENT... but if it's not working, it's not. It's not fair to stick things out just for the child. Then the child will grow up with a skewed vision of what love is, as if life isn't hard enough already.
I mean, YES give it time, work through it... everything takes effort, expecially after a few years. But don't sacrifice your happiness for the child, because if you are both good people, the child will be happy even if you aren't living as a nuculear family.
(I can't spell)
NUCULEAR! fuckin A.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:41:15 EDT (#)
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wow pretty girl, you must really like me to visit all my posts.
stinky cunt
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:26:30 EDT (#)
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Pure shit.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 20:52:00 EDT (#)
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Its cause she wants me for her own. ANd for the bajillionth time we arent married
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:48:55 (#)
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It sounds to me like it's over. I suggest you get a lawyer so you can protect your rights as it relates to your child.
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What shitty fucking advice. Because you're getting bored of your wife sexually doesnt mean its time to divorce. Jeannee needs a kick in the head and the box.
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:07:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!! WINNER!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-09 22:37:40 EDT (#)
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Go PISTONS!!!
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:50:44 EDT (#)
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you are a stupid whore
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-09 17:09:31 EDT (#)
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har har these comments are priceless
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-09 13:41:22 EDT (#)
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Yeah.. try sex with her instead of yourself for a while. It's worth a shot.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-09 13:37:07 EDT (#)
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If I were you, I would go find this first guy on the street and give him a blow job. After that, your girl will look GREAT and you'll be ready to jump back in bed with her...
Well, I wouldn't do that, but you should
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-09 13:19:12 EDT (#)
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Give it a little time. Give it a little effort. Especially - if not only, for your baby.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:55:56 EDT (#)
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You need to spice things up. Tell her to get a new hairdo or buy a sexy new
out fit or SOMETHING.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:54:52 EDT (#)
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I just had to leave the love of my life because after 7 years there was
nothing left. We were best friends but it stopped there. Don't get me wrong...
the desire left us 4 years into it but we were too stubborn to see it.
Besides, after 7 years he still had no intention of going anywhere with "us".
After seeing all of our friends get married and start families I felt left behind.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-09 08:30:38 EDT (#)
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Besides man you got skills
nun chuk skills
bo staff skills
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-09 07:24:45 EDT (#)
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I thought for a moment you were inside my head. Right up until I read that lately she has been wanting it and you can't be bothered.
My wife and have gone through this before (10 years together so far married for 5).
But Inever had the feeling of not wanting to be bothered, of course I am part rabbit so.
It sounds like it's over and you may be surprised she is actually feeling the same way. Could be a relief to both of you.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:53:43 EDT (#)
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The more sex you have the more sex you will want.
Seriously - this is not fake advice, this is true.
Whenever I can't be arsed, I do it anyway, and before you know it, I want it all the time.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:33:05 EDT (#)
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Sorry, 13th word.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:32:23 EDT (#)
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"Hell im still good for rubbing one out at least thrice a weak on my own."
I'm wondering if the 10th word there was deliberate. If so, nice subtle joke. Like it. If not, still, have a +1 because you're living with a bonable woman and not boning her.
And, because I had to start linkwhoring sometime, and because it's vaguely connected to this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67988
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-09 01:55:49 EDT (#)
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The other side of the question.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67982
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:48:55 EDT (#)
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It sounds to me like it's over. I suggest you get a lawyer so you can protect your rights as it relates to your child.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:39:55 EDT (#)
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#1 examine physiological reasons.
Have you recently stopped exercising/active in a sport on a regular basis?
Have you not been exercising before this? Could be time is catching up to you.
Have you gotten into money trouble?
Have you hit a stressful period at work?
Has your blood pressure and/or cholesterol changed or gotten very high?
Have you recently started taking any medications or combinations of?
Has you started smoking or smoking more?
All of these things can have a serious effect on your drive, and on your hormone levels.
Jacking off can serve as a stress relief more than a sexual relief, very quickly. Endorphins chill you out faster than chocolate, and a cigarrette faster than either.
Then start looking at psychological reasons.
After you've thought about it, sit down and talk.
Length or relationship does not matter, being married or not, does not matter. That's not a qualifier for knowing better than someone else. Plenty of people are stuck in dead-ends that failed long ago, they're just there out of inertia.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:39:17 EDT (#)
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Try:
smoking a joint
snorting cocaine off of her pubes
absinthe
all great hardwood aphrodesiacs
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:36:21 EDT (#)
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Don't jerk off. Ever.
That should help because
1) Buildup of hormones
2) Psychologically, you need her to get you off.
That's my guess.
Disclaimer: Jerking off in her ear is still acceptable... and hilarious.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:32:42 EDT (#)
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We're not married thank god, I'm already starting to think of my way out before we become common law.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:29:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah we did the 3some thing before. But unfortunately the other chick had to go home eventually.
Ba dump dump!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:28:43 EDT (#)
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I see trouble in marriage land.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:27:18 EDT (#)
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damn, when i typed it out it seemed like alot more.
No skillz!
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:27:15 EDT (#)
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Great title.
Sorry I can't be much use to you though. I tend to get sick of guys after a year and move on.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:27:05 EDT (#)
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3some time. Spice it up!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:26:39 EDT (#)
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Never has happened to me.