Don't shop if you have kidz! (844 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -1.31 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shana Baisev <greenbeltgurl4eva.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-08 23:28:33 EDT
Today was just another one of those days... I swear to god i hate working with everyday people... One day your going to have to bail me outta jail for smackin the shit outta someones kid... its amazing how some adults make terrible parents.
Kid: "mommymommymommymommymommy, lookwhat i got, i have to get it,, omgomgomgomg, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tugs on mothers clothes* runs around like an idiot snacking down everything his/her lil hands can reach* MOMMYYYYYY are u listening, Im gonna get this ok...
And this entire time the mother ignores the kid like nothing has been said or done and like the kid is the most well behaved disciplined child ever
Kid tears open whatever it is he/she got*
Mom: OMG _____insert whatever shitty name they gave the lil devil child____ We are not getting that. Dont make me give u time out. What is frustrating you... we're not the same level here...
Thats the point where I fukkin lost it... im thinking... OF COURSE U AND THE KID ARENT ON THE SAME LEVEL U FUKKIN RETARD, THE KIDS LIKE 3 OR SOMETHING, UR SUPPOSED TO BE THE MATURE FUKKIN ADULT AND RAISE THIS KID PROPERLY... GOD DAMN PENIS CHIN!
and than, looking straight at me, the mother grabs whatever it is from the kid, and RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME throws it on the floor nonchalantly...
the kid cries bloody fucking murder...
im about to commit homicide...
and the mother keeps shopping like nothing has happened...
Welcome to my life, ladies and gentleman...
User Reviews
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-06-09 08:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 because i went thru the same and can understand how freaky it was.
I pray that wasnt ur kid ;)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-09 08:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take your green belt and hang yourself with it like Brooks halfway through The Shawshank Redemption.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 08:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Uber
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-09 07:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is an absolutely terrible post. Stupid cock-holster.
Submitted by minnowtaur (user info) at 2005-06-09 01:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well...it MIGHT be good if you learned how to punctuate a sentance...or if you could string dialog togeather. Oh yea, this is written about WAY TOO MUCH!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-09 01:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shegetanannykins
Submitted by pushedbyboredom (user info) at 2005-06-09 01:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You said you were about to commit homicide?
You should try suicide first.
-2 first post
-2 bcuz it was poo-poo!!!!!LOL!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-09 01:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mom: OMG shana We are not giving u any +2s. Dont make bart give u ban.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-09 00:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nothing original here but true nonetheless. Keep your worthless, smelly brats at home.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 00:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
first post = auto -2
obvious alter = -your virginity...seriously, hand it over
Submitted by zenith_of_paranoia (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haven't come across that many unregulated kids. That may simply be because I'm one lazy ass who doesn't have to do grocery shopping:)
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't work in retail, and learn how to spell.
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, its my first post... back off willya
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boo
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wont find many ladies and gentlemen here.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because that was uncalled for. Look at me flip flop, i could run for president!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. As if this particular subject has been written about since long before YOU were a snot-nosed shit running around trying to stuff everything you could down your throat.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-08 23:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks, this post made me feel better about the shit I just posted. Stupid cunt.