what happens inside my mind (562 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Enraged Baboon (View user info) at 2005-06-09 02:18:52 EDT
johnny went to the shops one day and bought a mars bar but inside was nothing but cheese. naturally incensed, johnny commenced a territorial regime of the guerilla, aimed directly at the face of every other person in town--town being a small place named moscow. the trend in moscow at the time was to atend shops at noon although several factions within the bordello adjacent to the kremlin believe 1pm is a better time. johnny thought 6am was the best time and went then, nobody was around except a fat babushka named maureen.
"why the hell are you called maureen, you're supposed to be russian," jimmy said.
"your name isn't even jimmy, it's johnny. regardless, both those names are about as russian as a towel."
"russians invented the towel," jimmy said.
jimmy felt strongly about towels, russians, and not having the same name all the time. as i was saying, geoffrey was a strong russian who bought a mars bar. if you measured this mars bar on a scale of one to ten it'd punch you in the face. there is something about a russian mars bar, especially when eaten by bernard. the many st. bernards of russia are known enjoyers of fruit.
the russian government had its eye on bernard due to his intense dilligence as a future superstar of the russian era, but they were more chiefly concerned with several new areas of crime--all of which have to do with snow. everything in russia is made out of snow, except for the people, which are made out of various precious or semi precious metals. the average russian is made of quartz but your noble garden variety aristocrat is made of dynamite. russians kick ass.
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Submitted by Chunker (user info) at 2005-06-09 08:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just for the crap that you gave on your last reveiw and another -2 for being a hypocrite, I point you again to your last post.
Ps this sucked
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-09 07:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post rooooled.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-09 03:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
random posts suck. any retard can write one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-09 02:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stream of conciousness eh?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-09 02:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-06-09 02:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what ever happened to never returning to ubersite. (nothing personal, but i remember the whole ordeal, and its the only thing i could remember of you)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36749
anyways have a 1 for randomness, i like some randomness