SPT - Hitler fingers (912 hits)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2005-06-09 11:12:17 EDT
On Sunday, I played a few games of pickup basketball at a local park. During an incredible display of my Tenacious D, I deflected a pass. This pass, however, bent my finger and fingernail back quite a long way. It jammed the knuckle and made it bleed underneath the nail. YOWZA!
Well, now I've got this dark black line on the top of my nail that looks surprisingly like Hitler's mustache. Taking the next logical step, I drew a little Hitler on my finger/nail.
Needless to say, my black coworker was not amused.
I have waaaayyy too much free time at work...
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User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-23 18:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i surrender
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Hahahahahahaha - pure gold.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I actually felt pain to hear you describe your finger-nail-snapping injury...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now thats comedy!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i surrender
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hardy har har
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is your co-worker Sammy Davis Junior, Jr?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:32:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHA! That's awesome!
Do you think it's a coincidence that it's on the middle finger?
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If you were going to reincarnate yourself on somebody's finger which one would you pick?
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-09 13:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cut your finger off and sell it on e-bay.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:03:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i surrender
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bwahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
atta boy! if your grapes get crushed, you make wine.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i surrender
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bwahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. Forgot the +2. Sorry.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 12:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:14:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
What did Hitler ever do to black people?
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Ever see a black German?
Yea ol' Adolf took care of them. It wasn't just Jews that he killed, it was Homosexuals and anyone without white skin, gypsies, and future fans of David Hasselhoff.
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Sure sure, I knew that, and I wasn't defending Hitler, but....my point was....WHAT Black people, in particular, did he fuck with? Besides, naturally, OUR (The USA's) black soldiers, marines, sailors and airmen. I didn't think Europe had, at that time, a very large black population to begin with.....
You know what's cool? Black dudes with an English accent. Like in the movie "Snatch." That is just something COMPLETELY different.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i surrender
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks more like the captain out of tintin
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i dropped a MASSIVE heater on my big toe. my toe nail evenually fell off. word.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good god man that looks like that hurt!
+2 SPT!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You came back for me, mein Furher!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHA! That's awesome!
Do you think it's a coincidence that it's on the middle finger?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:14:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
What did Hitler ever do to black people?
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Ever see a black German?
Yea ol' Adolf took care of them. It wasn't just Jews that he killed, it was Homosexuals and anyone without white skin, gypsies, and future fans of David Hasselhoff.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:14:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
What did Hitler ever do to black people?
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not sure. i doubt he liked them.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What did Hitler ever do to black people?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPT!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must... have... Hitler... fingers...