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How to get a healthy buzz! (plus my 1st SPT!) (2367 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.43 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-06-09 14:55:46 EDT


Most drugs or alcohol beverages in large quantities are not healthy in the long run.

I've been looking over my health a bit more in the last year and a half. I've been working out, changed my diet and slowed down if not stopped drug and alcohol consumption. With these initiatives, I also trialed a few natural solutions. Two experiences turned out a bit interesting.

(I'm no scientist and the effects that will be mentioned here are only observations.)

Vitamin C - it's a well-known fact that this vitamin helps prevent a cold and make symptoms less severe. Some think it is only a placebo effect. Some others think large doses, which isn't dangerous unless you do it daily for a long period of time, really helps one's health. A scientist whose name escapes me, had pushed is daily dosage to one 1000 mg tablet on an hourly basis, instead of daily. I had a cold and figured I'd give it a try. So I popped two tablets and drank a ridiculous amounts of water. To my surprise, I felt extremely energetic, focused and my state of mind was slightly altered. One hour later, I did it again, same results. I don't think it really help my cold, but I had fun for a couple of days.

Valerian roots (in pills) - These things are suppose to relieve stress and make you sleep. I thought I could try it since I tend to not feel asleep once it's past 22:30. I tried one for a night. I woke up and felt nothing special. Second day, I tried two. I woke up at 4 o'clock and felt really weird. I sat on the toilet and stared at the floor until I realized what I was doing. I never did use these things after that. But last night I went to bed pretty late and figured I could try to maximize my recovery (I work out a lot lately) by popping three of those valerian pills. Stress relief my ass. I've never been so alert in my entire life. After half an hour of sleep, I woke up all revved up and primed, ready to take over the world. It also felt as if someone had a firm grip on my brain and could hear every single sound in the apartment. I try to go back to sleep but woke up a few time to see what the hell my roommate was doing, only to realize there wasn't anyone. The dreams were really fucked up too. I remember a Vietnamese guy came into my family house. For some reason I was 8, and he beat the shit out of my parents with a 6 foot lollipop. What the fuck?


That's the tips for today.
Do you have any?

And now for SPT, a camwhore demanded by Caulaincourt, I now give you the biggest shit-eating grin in history (baby left in the picture to make you hate me less)!


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Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tres bien

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Vitamin C is the shit. Take it and some Vitamin B within a few hours of getting plastered (before or after) and it will do wonders for a hangover.


I need to get the fuck out of here and drink some booze.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here you go http://www.ubersite.com/m/68710#1391767

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-17 14:50:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Two americans walk into a Montreal bar. One american says "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah rroooooooooooooooooooooooock oooooon maaaaaaaan uh-mericaaaaaaa yeah!" The other replies: "rahahahahahahah w00t hee haaaaaaaaw whaaaaaaaaat? niggaaaaaaaa"

Is this a joke? No, but it's reality. Sad eh?
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You canucks are so fucking retarded and worthless. But above all else, you're delusional. You make fun of Americans, yet your very existence depends on your hanging off of the grundle hairs of America for dear life. Canada is a giant dingleberry. Eh?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck off you little psycho. Go create some more alters.


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-14 18:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I had a dream about you last night. You were wearing white cowboy boots and a neon pink posing pouch and I was knelt before you, gently nuzzling your groin.

It was heaven. Visit me again tonight, my sweet garlic prince.

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2005-06-14 17:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-14 12:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 fucking 2 for this:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1118764077506627197#1383761

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I +2ed myself.

-2die!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is my best friend's kid. I love him to death because his older sister and older brother both died in different incidents. He's the only one left. And he's awesome.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul, where the hell did you get that kid?

I'm babysitting right now, and next to me is a pile of pictures with that baby's mug in it.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-12 19:15:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1118557968974511244#1379920

You're an idiot, here's why.
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Fuck off Caul. I like you, and your posts. I try to like everybody, everywhere, no matter what color they are, what language they speak, how rich or poor they are, or where they come from. It just pisses me off when I hear people like you beating the shit out of America. I was born here. That's it. I had no choice in the matter. I happen to like it here. What's so wrong about that? Jesus Christ. You fucking Tard. *I* didn't elect George W. *I* didn't invent war. *I* am only a human being trying to get by in life. Things could be better for me, they could be much worse.

So fuck this stupid nationalism shit, and your fucking idiocy in thinking I'm "proud to be an American." The only thing I'm proud of is me, and my friends, and my family.

Asshole.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

..........

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very cute kid.
But Felix?
A Felix, in an inner-city kindergarden, in the US, would have the life expectancy of
a house fly.
I would have gone with: Chinedu Coujoe Caulaincourt......

or maybe just Ludacris.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-06-12 21:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/68379#1379959
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-12 19:55:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

auto Ontarian -2.




VOTE NON!

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-06-12 00:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Cool story Hansol.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ginseng gives me really vivid dreams.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:42:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

God, you're SO FUCKING HOT. It's not fair. NOT FAIR I TELL YOU.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:50:05 (#)
Ranking: -1

unjustified narcissism. at least look good.

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Hypocrite.

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to take pro plus when i was at uni. the thing is, they kept my body going but my brain would still sleep. this one morning I was so tired (but body buzzed)I'd forgotten I'd already taken 2 pro plusses. I then had a 500ml (pint) bottle of cola and the effect happened in the middle of a lecture. suddenly I was shaking and yet my brain wasn't registering anythign going on. I just had to ride it out.
caffeine. fun.
I'm now on a virtually caffeine free lifestyle, but still turn to cola when the going gets tough.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-10 05:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I take a combination of Ginkgo Biloba, Ginseng and a performance multivitamin which keeps me pretty alert through the day. Ive found that I only need about 5 hours sleep when I take these... (think its the Ginkgo)

Before exercising I take Creatine Serum, which gives me a massive buzz and allows me to train a lot harder... dont really pay much attention to the alledged heart troubles its supposed to cause -the way I see it I was putting Coke up my nose and taking pills for years and survived so whats the worst that creatine can do ?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-10 00:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 11:01:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

do you still love me?
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Ugh... if I have to. Not, like you'll love me back on a count of my fat, disgusting, uneducated, loud, rude, McDonlad's munching ass. Not that my ass munches McDonald's. You know what I mean.

-2DIE!

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-06-09 20:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

only one idea on the health thing, Caul... If you don't have an addictive personality and there is no sign of alcoholism in sight then consider NOT becoming a complete abstainer. I know this sounds contrary but in fact one beer or a glass of wine a day can raise the good cholesterol. Also, complete abstainers die sooner (statistically) than the men and women who use alcohol in extreme moderation. Also, a multi-vitamin (including minerals) is usually better than high doses of single vitamins. You will find conflicting theories on all of this. Whatever works for you -- that's the key.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-09 20:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

now that you mention it, that is an incredibly straight hairline.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Mais ma queue est plus grande.
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Gros pif, grosse queue...enfin, c'est ce qu'on dit!

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:59:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

You look fat.

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the fuck!?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

drugs are bad kay

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mais ma queue est plus grande.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

T'as un gros pif.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:13:27 (#)
Ranking: 1

I bet you delivered that baby yourself Caul.
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Draaaaac!

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I bet you delivered that baby yourself Caul.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 17:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 17:06:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

I said it before and I'll say it again.

Vous avez un nez incroyablement grand!
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"C'est un pic! C'est un cap! C'est une péninsule!" ~ Cyrano de Bergerac

My nose widens when I smile. It's not that big really.

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-06-09 17:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute kid, I just sold mine on Ebay....It's a sellers market this time of year!
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What's the going rate on newborns these days?

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-06-09 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If http://www.detnews.com/pix/2003/04/19/d01kennedy250.jpg and http://i.tnpv.us/pv/2005/02/11/HON2005021153722_pv.jpg had babies, it would look like Caul.

And before you say anything, I don't think your nose is as big as Tony's.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 17:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I said it before and I'll say it again.

Vous avez un nez incroyablement grand!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The REAL Caulaincourt: http://www.napoleonseries.org/articles/images_art/misc_art/enghien/caulaincourt.jpg

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have another +2 because I just read ETS last post.

Some seriously funny shit, and to think, I didnt really like you after you ripped on my music post, little did i know what kind a loaded weapon I was toying with.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww


cute.



the kid.


no, the other kid...


what the heck, both of you are cute

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the state of mind change is placebo effect. """

Could be, but it was clearly noticable. The best way is to try it and see for yourself.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahah nice flames down there against jeanneee

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Vitamin C - it's a well-known fact that this vitamin helps prevent a cold and make symptoms less severe. Some think it is only a placebo effect. Some others think large doses, which isn't dangerous unless you do it daily for a long period of time, really helps one's health. A scientist whose name escapes me, had pushed is daily dosage to one 1000 mg tablet on an hourly basis, instead of daily. I had a cold and figured I'd give it a try. So I popped two tablets and drank a ridiculous amounts of water. To my surprise, I felt extremely energetic, focused and my state of mind was slightly altered. One hour later, I did it again, same results. I don't think it really help my cold, but I had fun for a couple of days.
______________________________

Vitamin C is water soluable, so whatever isn't used by your body you flush out in your pee. The only things I'd worry about in large amounts are fat soluable things like Vitamin A. While it's pretty well known that it'll boost your immune system, I think the state of mind change is placebo effect.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the latino guy on the left?

http://aboriginal-center.uwaterloo.ca/~ajwhalen/third%20watch.jpg
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I hope not.

You guys suck at this. Lots of people think me and one of my brother kind of look like Vin Diesel because of our eyes. Not in this picture though. I got compared to Freddie Prince Jr once. I tore off my face and started crying.

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Drink a couple bottles of cough syrup.

That's gotta be healthy, right?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:00:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Munkey,

He kinda looks like the Paramedic guy in "Third Watch"...His name escapes me though.

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the latino guy on the left?

http://aboriginal-center.uwaterloo.ca/~ajwhalen/third%20watch.jpg

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting piece.

As for the picture, you look like a normal young man wearing an 18th century president's clothing. Don't believe me?

http://www.touristart.com/images/Historical/Georgeportraita.jpg



Submitted by Sabrina (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus 2 for everyone! I'm in a good mood. Want to see my tits? http://www.ubersite.com/m/68165

Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look hetrosexual.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG WHOOPS FORGOT YOUR +2!!
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?

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Munkey,

He kinda looks like the Paramedic guy in "Third Watch"...His name escapes me though.

Yes Caul, you are still hot...Grrrr

Babies pretty cute too!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG WHOOPS FORGOT YOUR +2!!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kai needs to do a "what celebrity does he look like" type post.

I almost want to say michael ian black. but he's not cute and you are.

hmmm.... it will come to me.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:42:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:37:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:56:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's have some decent insults people!

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Sorry Cal, I refuse to insult fine ass pieces of man flesh.
So there!
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You're talking about little Félix here, hmmm? Don't you think he's a bit young for you?
Pervert :-P
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hehehaha

I am a perv. that's for sure

Lecherous ol' lady




Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:42:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and you have a really, really nice smile.
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Funny, I have issues with it. Well, not like "I'm gonna kill myself" issues but I did hide it a lot with you when I was a bit younger. Still, thank you.

Why does my hairline looks edited?

I need food, fuck.
Blah.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and you have a really, really nice smile.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:37:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:56:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's have some decent insults people!

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Sorry Cal, I refuse to insult fine ass pieces of man flesh.
So there!
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You're talking about little Félix here, hmmm? Don't you think he's a bit young for you?
Pervert :-P

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God, you're SO FUCKING HOT. It's not fair. NOT FAIR I TELL YOU.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:56:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's have some decent insults people!

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Sorry Cal, I refuse to insult fine ass pieces of man flesh.

So there!

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wicked burn dude, I'm totally crushed.
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So are whales stranded on beaches, by their own weight.
Fuck off.
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Some times your mastery of the english language amazes me... HAHAHAHA.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:20:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:11:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

I just don't like you. It's nothing personal.
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UMMMM, I am pretty sure that just plain not liking someone is kind of personal, but that is just me.


w00t w00t

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It's really not personal. I actually don't even dislike him, I just felt like insulting someone. And, as you can see, Caul is much better at the insults than I am.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:11:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

I just don't like you. It's nothing personal.
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UMMMM, I am pretty sure that just plain not liking someone is kind of personal, but that is just me.


w00t w00t

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice squeegee, bitch!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wicked burn dude, I'm totally crushed.
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So are whales stranded on beaches, by their own weight.
Fuck off.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:01:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

alcohol and uber are quite similar.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wicked burn dude, I'm totally crushed.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ahahahahaha.

Viva la France!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:13:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

What's up with that fake brick wall behind you?
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I don't know, ask my friend.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Most drugs or alcohol beverages in large quantities are not healthy in the long run."

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DAMN. Now you tell me...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:11:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

I just don't like you. It's nothing personal.
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Maybe you should join WTH in the pit of trolls.

By the way, the mother of this baby weighs about 95 pounds and she had three kids. Can you believe that? You're heavier than a whole family! I suggest self-inflicted death.

Goodbye.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What's up with that fake brick wall behind you?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:05:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

ess-arr - don't mess with that kid. He's awesome! You're right, it's Grand Prix week-end, I should do something tonight.
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Sorry you said you wanted insults... I'm probably heading out Saturday Night.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just don't like you. It's nothing personal.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, every man dreams of a woman with a boxers chin. Heeeee Hawwww

Cute kid, I just sold mine on Ebay....It's a sellers market this time of year!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:01:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

alcohol and uber are quite similar.


Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Excess vitamin C consumption will also trigger excess diarrhea and is a an interesting way to *flush* a cold, or anything, out of your system. By excess vit. C, I mean 5-10000mg per hour - or about a whole bottle of vit C in one day. When I lived in the dorms at school, a few years back, I'd gotten the cold that was going around durring midterms week. I tried this and it worked. Was better in two days. Though, I only recommend this if you have a whole day to spend on the toilet. Be sure to drink at least a gallon of water, too.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ess-arr - don't mess with that kid. He's awesome! You're right, it's Grand Prix week-end, I should do something tonight.

Teephphah - I know, but I'm not. Resizing eh?

Jeannee - are you bitter because your jawline is similar to David Coulthard's and that you carry 200 extra pounds or are you angry that I -2ed your last post?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH NOES!! AN ARAB!! DON'T KILL MY BABIES!!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:59:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because you're queer doesn't mean you can breast feed that kid.
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HA!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

choad

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

alcohol and uber are quite similar.

many people say their fond farewells but in the long run, they'll end up coming back.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:57:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr. Linus Pauling, that's who you're thinking of...
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Aaah, that's the cunt!
Thanks!

Why would you know that?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-09 15:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been working out, changed my diet and slowed down if not stopped drug and alcohol consumption.
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but it's Grand Prix Weekend!!!! BTW, who's the unlucky lady with ugly baby? and I'm not talking about your Mom.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look fat.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because you're queer doesn't mean you can breast feed that kid.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww.

I gotta try that root shit. Gave up booze myself and I desperatly need a new addiction besides Uber.

Cute kid you got there.

Big nose you got there.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr. Linus Pauling, that's who you're thinking of...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's have some decent insults people!


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