Now I know what he looks like, his days are numbered (817 hits)
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Submitted by Technoboy (View user info) at 2005-06-09 18:41:53 EDT
The Crazy Frog.
The Crazy Fucking Frog.
Guess what?
IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!
For the three people who don't know, the 'Crazy Frog' is a little grey piece of shit with a very tiny penis who drives an invisible motorbike while making the most annoying sound in the world, even worse than a four hour rendition of Beethovens 5th performed by the London Fingernail'N'Chalkboard Orchestra.
It's everywhere. On TV, on peoples phones, and now it's even on the radio. In fact, the only place on the planet where you can actually go for ten whole minutes without hearing it is at the bottom of a 500ft deep abandoned gold mine in the heart of Africa.
Over the weekend I went to a party. Well, no, more like 3 partys and a rave, during which I consumed almost my own bodyweight in beer, various foreign spirits which I can't pronounce, cannabis, ecstasy, amphetamine and cocaine. So, on Monday, I wasn't feeling too good. At all. And I had to go to work, which isn't too bad because I work in a pub and spend most of my time leaning against the bar half asleep. But all I could hear, all day, was 'Bring Ding Ding Daa
Daa
Ding
Bring
DING
DING
FUCKING
BRING
I hate the Crazy Frog. Below is a picture of the cunt faced Swedish teenager who came up with the idea. Daniel Malmedahl, your days are numbered.
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75869
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-23 08:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
And like my dreams,
They fade and die,
Fortunes always hiding,
I looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"stoplookingsofuckingsmug.jpg"
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry to be a linkwhore, but you're not alone.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67492
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-10 05:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it is evil
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-09 20:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have no idea what you're talking about. A frog is doing what now?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-09 20:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:46:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Swedes!
That cunt's got adware on my computer too. Fuck him!
Bomb Sweden!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that the same Crazy Frog song that is #1 on the British charts? Never heard it, never want to.
<a href="http://www.ubersite.com/m/68171">http://www.ubersite.com/m/68171</a>
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never heard it.
Honest. Never.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY CHEMO PATIENTS!!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-06-09 19:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
totally dig the scarf
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"...I consumed almost my own bodyweight in beer, various foreign spirits which I can't pronounce, cannabis, ecstasy, amphetamine and cocaine."
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Cool guy of the month!
People who brag about such feats are usually the ones that are lying about it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
take the aluminum foil off your windows and seek help immediately.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that is teh ghey
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Swedes!
That cunt's got adware on my computer too. Fuck him!
Bomb Sweden!
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd bet real money you end up sucking his frog, faggot.