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Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2005-06-09 22:15:44 EDT


Just sitting here while others watch Napoleon Dynomite. My god I say to myself... what the hell went wrong with todays kids. I sit here and laugh at the kids with my while I prefer to read and write on Uber. Society has been turning for the worst ever since the day that is started, how is it getting worse? Or is it just getting desensitized... nothing will change this so, oh well. Shall we just try our hardest to make it worse, or just ignore it all together... nothing I can do until I have kids.

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"Momma?"

"What do you want Tash?"

"Can I watch T.V. now?"

"Fine go ahead... Just leave me the hell alone."

"Thanks Mom!"

Tash waddles over to the television, sits down and flips it on. Flicking through the channels she pauses on the playboy station her father forgot to put the lock back on.

"Mom... What are they doing?"

"Oh nothing dear... just change the channel... I will tell you in a few years."

...A few years later...

"Come sit down Tash..."

"Why? I'm busy... what do you need?"

"God damn it, I said get your ass over hear, now do it!"

"Fine... now what do you want? I have to leave."

"Honey, whats been going on with you lately... ever since your father left you've never been the same."

"What do you expect Mom... I have to go meet Nick. Can we talk later."

"No, I got your grades and your grounded. His ass will have to deal with you not being there for a while so he may as well get used to it now."

"Damn it... what the hell Ma... you never cared about my grades now, why did you start now...?

"I'm the Mother... I'm the adult. I will ask the questions. Now what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Maybe, fuck maybe it's you! Did you ever think about that? Huh? Maybe your the reason Dad left, It's all your fault, It was always your fault! Maybe since Dad left my life became shit because all the shit you never delt with you put on me... Why don't you just continue not caring like you always never cared... It's to late. Good bye Mother."

"hey wait, get back here... don't you talk to me like that... where the hell are you going? If you step out that door, don't think you will be welcomed back!"

"I was never a welcomed presence here."

the next night Tash come home to find her mother passed out again, she gets ready to endure the rest of her childhood hell. Soon it would be over she told herself. soon.



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Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.

-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns

Let's say seconds, about the time it took me to realise this was shit.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I feel sorry for the 10k of electronic space that had such high hopes as to what it would be used for, only to have you come along and post this piece of putrid crap.

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-10 00:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh fer christ's sake

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-09 22:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think this was better when you left it blank...

Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-06-09 22:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Remember kidz, up the block, not across the street.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-09 22:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Barf-O-Rama


Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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