Miscellaneous Thoughts from my Notepad (34238 hits)
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Submitted by <Spooner> (View user info) at 2005-06-10 06:37:33 EDT
Everywhere I go I carry around a small black notepad where I write down funny things as I see them. I do this because I'm always thinking of funny little things and making semi-witty observations, but I'm always forgetting them. This isn't because I'm a pothead, mind you. I actually don't smoke at all, but I have the appearance of a stoner because I get no sleep so my eyes are always baggy, I have allergies so they're often red, I'm constantly tired, and I have a general easiness about me that you would expet from someone high on pot. I get all of this without any of the actual fun of smoking pot. If I ever were to start, I think my memory would degenerate down to the level of about a goldfish. Anytime someone entered my room I'd wonder who they were, and if they were going to give me any flakes.
Anyway, here's some stuff I wrote down:
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People are always saying "nigga please," but never "nigga thank you," or "nigga you're welcome."
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Waterslides kick ass. There isn't anything that can't be improved by adding a waterslide, including dentist offices. "Jimmy, do you want to go to them dentist?" "The one with the waterslide? Hell yeah, mom!"
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There is a Dave Matthews Conspiracy. It is simply that a decent amount of music released today, mostly of acoustic guitar, is actually released under aliases of the Dave Matthews Band, or just Dave Matthews.
There is no...
Jack Johnson, there is only Dave Matthews Band playing just an acoustic guitar, bass, and snare drum... sometimes less.
John Mayer, there is only Dave Matthews releasing a Jack Johnson song with more than three instruments.
Mason Jennings, there is only Dave Matthews recovering from a sore throat.
Howie Day, there is only Dave Matthews trying really hard to keep from crying.
Steve Burns, there is only Dave Matthews using really weird computer-generated static sounds.
Barenaked Ladies, there is only Dave Matthews playing the occasional electric guitar and pretending to be Canadian.
Chris Gaines, there is only Dave Matthews pretending to be Garth Brooks pretending to rawk out.
Toby Keith, there is only Dave Matthews expressing his love for God and America.
Michelle Branch, there is only Dave Matthews playing the piano and singing with a female voice filter.
Damien Rice, there is only Dave Matthews expressing his deep-down love for eskimos.
Jason Mraz, there is only Dave Matthews seeing what it's like to completely fall from the face of the Earth.
Maroon 5, there is only Dave Matthews trying to get one really stubborn chick to sleep with him.
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Today on the ride home from school I saw a billboard advertising a 49 cent hamburger at a local steakhouse chain. I don't think that's something you want to advertise, or even have on the menu. I can't get a hamburger at school for less than a dollar. And this was a pretty simple burger. Bun, patty, ketchup. But still, 49 cents? There's a thought process that goes through my mind when I hear about 49 cent hamburgers, and it isn't "49 cents for a hamburger? That's tasty AND affordable!" It's actual more along the lines of "49 cents for a hamburger? That's affordable!"
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I don't watch a lot of movies, but when I do I have to stick around and watch the credits. In every movie they have a section for "Special Thanks" where they throw in everyone who didn't fit into any of the other credits. But it's already so easy to get into the actual credits that if you bring the key gaffer's assitant his coffee one morning, you get your own credit, under "Gaffer's Assistant Coffee Bringer." So what trivial thing do you have to do to be relegated to the special thanks? I think if you're walking down the street, and you see the director, and you say "excuse me" as you brush up against him, you'll get thrown in under the "special thanks" for your moral support.
You have to have a good memory to remember all thsoe people who did small things for you, cause there's always at least 8,000 names listed. I could never reach that amount. So under "special thanks" in my movie it would just say "probably you."
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Sometimes I'll just be sitting around, or getting ready to go to sleep, and all of a sudden I'll really want a taco. But I never have stuff to make them, and the nearest taco place is 30 minutes away. Because of this I live in constant fear. At any moment I could start wanting a taco, with little chance of me actually being able to get one.
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There is a philosphy that states that if something is out of sight, if you can't hear it, basically if you don't know it's there; it doesn't exist. Which I think is true, because if you ask a blind person if they like mimes, they'll just give you a confused look.
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My natural reaction to meeting someone who's anti-gay is to tell them that I'm gay. I find that this causes them to rethink their bigoted mindset a little bit more often than it does get my ass kicked, and a lot more often than it does get me hit on.
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I saw the other day a television prgram entitled "Sit and be Fit." The concept of this program is that old people aren't physically active enough, so to get into shape, they sit in a chair and move their amrs in various directions, basically slow-motion flailing. Arm muscles are concentrated on because they are the primary limb involved in grandchild hugging.
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There's a subtle finality to death. Actually, I guess it's not that subtle at all.
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You know what translates real well to writing? Sarcasm.
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I would like to host a game show called "Does This Make Me a Bad Person?" where people come on stage and tell us the things we've done, and then a planel of judges decides either "no, that doesn't make you a bad person," or "yes, that does make you a bad person." The prize in this game show is simply knowing.
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Why do they play good songs at funerals? Why don't they play songs like Rico Suave, or the Macarena? You know, songs that are already ruined for me.
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One thing I love about comedy is that if I tell a joke and it bombs, I can say "Oh, they just didn't get it, they don't understand what I'm going for." It's the only job where if I screw up, it's your fault. That doesn't happen in any other profession. Like if you're a cop, and you a botch a hostage negotiation and eighteen people are killed. You can't say "Oh, they didn't get what I was going for. I thought telling them 'fine, kill the hostages, see if we care,' was cutting egde and new. People just don't appreciate smart hostage negotiating."
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If you ever get into a fight, I think the perfect threat would be "I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future will be waiting to punch you back into three seconds before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."
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When people think you're funny, you might ask someone an honest question, and they'll laugh and say "that's clever." That's when you know you just asked a really stupid question.
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When I go to K-Mart, I see amish people there, and it makes me wonder, what do they do when they get to the electric door?
User Reviews
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:47:12 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
I could have sworn I commented on this before, but I guess not.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:17:43 EDT (#)
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If you ever get into a fight, I think the perfect threat would be "I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future will be waiting to punch you back into three seconds before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."
Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-09 10:35:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:38:17 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:36:45 EST (#)
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Ace.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:48:59 EST (#)
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I absolutely loved the whole Dave Matthews conspiracy bit, particularly:
"Howie Day, there is only Dave Matthews trying really hard to keep from crying."
That guy is the biggest douche evar, and I'm not saying that as someone who doesn't personnally know him either. I'm serious, look: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74620
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-13 08:37:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:32:31 (#)
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IM GONANA GIVE YOIUR A PLUS 2 IS IM DRUKJN AND I DONTKNOE BETTER.
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Haha silly Phallic. Here's a sober one. Oh, and i almost wrote goanna!
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2005-09-23 18:22:11 EDT (#)
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This is like Marcus Aurelius' "Meditations." Except not...
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-06 14:56:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ananda (user info) at 2005-07-03 14:55:24 EDT (#)
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"If you ever get into a fight, I think the perfect threat would be "I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future will be waiting to punch you back into three seconds before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-06-27 00:40:58 EDT (#)
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I would totally watch that game show.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-25 01:53:24 EDT (#)
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Sorry if I find this funny...
This article was been plagiarized by a poster at a breakdancing forum.
Some of you are better at this than me, so please, someone think up a "You got served" joke for me.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-21 16:06:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:42:25 (#)
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There are several of these that I'm sure we've discussed before.
I demand a Special Thanks credit.
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Nah.
Submitted by paxlaurien (user info) at 2005-06-21 14:39:37 EDT (#)
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still great, but the other wuz better
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-21 14:16:17 EDT (#)
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"I actually don't smoke at all, but I have the appearance of a stoner because I get no sleep so my eyes are always baggy, I have allergies so they're often red, I'm constantly tired, and I have a general easiness about me that you would expet from someone high on pot."
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That may be true, but there are a lot of dyed in the wool stoners out there who could learn an excuse or two from you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:42:25 EDT (#)
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There are several of these that I'm sure we've discussed before.
I demand a Special Thanks credit.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:50:24 EDT (#)
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I can describe his penis to investigators...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-20 14:08:20 EDT (#)
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You have got to be fucking kidding me...
Are Bart and Spooner dating all of the sudden?? Hey Bart! Spread the wealth, mein fruend.
And Spooner, congrats... again.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-06-20 12:58:30 EDT (#)
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"If you ever get into a fight..."
Christ, that's beautiful. I need to go start a fight now just so I can use this. Or did I already?
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-20 12:26:27 EDT (#)
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Good - I'm not the only one that does this. +2 for random thoughts, AND writing them down.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:11:09 EDT (#)
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Priceless, Spooner.
Congrats on B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-20 07:24:52 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-06-19 14:45:42 EDT (#)
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Bored at Work
Submitted by WhatDoesThisButtonDo (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:57:24 EDT (#)
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If you ever get into a fight, I think the perfect threat would be "I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future will be waiting to punch you back into three seconds before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."
I think that one was my favorite.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:47:00 EDT (#)
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I am stuck in positivity hell for the love of God someone save me.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:35:32 EDT (#)
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Heheheh.
Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:17:13 EDT (#)
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holy god this is hilarious
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-18 07:03:37 EDT (#)
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excellent
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:31:35 EDT (#)
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"I don't watch a lot of movies, but when I do I have to stick around and watch the credits. In every movie they have a section for "Special Thanks" where they throw in everyone who didn't fit into any of the other credits. But it's already so easy to get into the actual credits that if you bring the key gaffer's assitant his coffee one morning, you get your own credit, under "Gaffer's Assistant Coffee Bringer." So what trivial thing do you have to do to be relegated to the special thanks? I think if you're walking down the street, and you see the director, and you say "excuse me" as you brush up against him, you'll get thrown in under the "special thanks" for your moral support.
You have to have a good memory to remember all thsoe people who did small things for you, cause there's always at least 8,000 names listed. I could never reach that amount. So under "special thanks" in my movie it would just say "probably you." " Made me laugh out loud.
Actually, the amish don't hate technology. They hate things that might distract you from family and religon. A car, a TV, a video game system, even a blender (not only makes food preperation easier, but makes you want to do more elaborate things) could distract you from family and religon. They don't, for example, have a problem with solar-powered battery-rechargers.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-06-18 00:00:14 EDT (#)
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You should do stand up.... Or submit said jokes to Carlin. I could see Carlin performing a few of those.
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:37:01 EDT (#)
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Blind people dont give confused "looks" that's why we call them blind.
Submitted by osirisda26 (user info) at 2005-06-17 17:34:05 EDT (#)
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"nigga thank you" is classic
and the blind people/mimes thing
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:01:11 EDT (#)
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the bear has a nose-peener
Submitted by FWFIV (user info) at 2005-06-17 10:11:24 EDT (#)
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Never ending continuim until the end of time, very good
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:34:05 EDT (#)
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More Spooner awesomeness.
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:47:32 EDT (#)
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I'm hoping that wasn't the whole book and there's a sequel :D
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 03:42:27 EDT (#)
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COngrats on B@W
Submitted by Icedragon (user info) at 2005-06-10 15:36:43 EDT (#)
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Very good random thoughts.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:39:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:12:04 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah, bring it on, we'll play all the bar mitzvahs and frat parties from here to Hoboken, which for me isn't very far, but might be for you.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-10 12:57:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah this great stuff.
You and i should go on a stand up tour.
Uber Tour 2005!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-06-10 12:21:04 EDT (#)
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The new and improved Jack Handy
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:57:48 EDT (#)
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strong
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:44:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:34:25 EDT (#)
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There was some good stuff in here....and other stuff that didn't do it for me
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:27:30 EDT (#)
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"You know what translates real well to writing? Sarcasm. "
B@W!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:25:48 EDT (#)
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" Which I think is true, because if you ask a blind person if they like mimes, they'll just give you a confused look."
HAHAHAA
Submitted by FerociouS (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:01:34 EDT (#)
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Tee hee hee I think I just peed a little.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:47:01 EDT (#)
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"I don't watch a lot of movies, but when I do I have to stick around and watch the credits."
I do this too, otherwise I wouldn't find out things like what happened to Vin Diesels character in "The Fast and the Furious", or what the fate was of the survivors in the new "Dawn of the Dead".
Speaking of that, "Land of the Dead" is coming out this summer. Saw a promo for it on TV.
Submitted by supersloth (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:27:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:31:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:22:43 (#)
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I just can't find anywhere to do stand-up. I don't even know where to start looking. Anyone out there able to help with this?
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Where are you in PA? I might have some hookups for you if you live semi-close to where I do.
pentameter.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:22:43 EDT (#)
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I definitely want to do some stand-up, but I don't see it becoming a career. I see my career in the writing field somewhere, hopefully for a show like Family Guy, Arrested Development, Saturday Night Live, or something like that. Stand-up, from all I'm hearing, is about as close to necessary as you can get if you actually want to work in television, though. I think just about everyone on Saturday Night Live did stand-up or improv at some point, and a lot of writers (from what I hear) are discovered by talent scouts who attend their stand-up shows. I lvoe stand-up, and I'd do it for a living if I could, but I just have a couple shortcoming that I think would prevent me from doing that.
Right now my major hangup is finding a place to perform. You tell me right now I'm booked to take the stage for 10-15 minutes tonight, fuck yeah, I'm ready. I just can't find anywhere to do stand-up. I don't even know where to start looking. Anyone out there able to help with this?
I appreciate the compliment though.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:21:06 EDT (#)
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Spooner: Steven Wright is one of my all time favorites. I've even still got a few shows of his on vhs that I recorded in the '80's.
I think he and Hedberg actually did some stuff together.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:15:06 EDT (#)
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YOu should seriously consider a career in stand-up comedy. Some of this stuff is top-notch material.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:11:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:00:47 EDT (#)
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Truly Excellent
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:51:25 (#)
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Hmmmm... maybe you can take over for Mitch Hedberg.
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Mitch Hedberg was absolutely hilarious, but he wasn't the only one-liner comedian. Another one who's almost as funny, not near as popular, but more along my actual style is Demetri Martin. The other most famous example of a one-liner comic would be Steven Wright, who I need to listen to more.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:54:43 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I'll just be sitting around, or getting ready to go to sleep, and all of a sudden I'll really want a taco. But I never have stuff to make them, and the nearest taco place is 30 minutes away. Because of this I live in constant fear. At any moment I could start wanting a taco, with little chance of me actually being able to get one.
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I also experience this...it is frightening, indeed.
By the way, this post was awesome.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:53:05 EDT (#)
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and...
B@W
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:52:34 EDT (#)
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good standup material
this was gold...
"If you ever get into a fight, I think the perfect threat would be "I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future will be waiting to punch you back into three seconds before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."""""
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:51:25 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm... maybe you can take over for Mitch Hedberg.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:49:25 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:43:38 EDT (#)
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You have been posting gold of late.
and
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29283
(sorry...i had to)
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:40:06 EDT (#)
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I'M NOT DRUNK BUT IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IT WILL LOOK LIKE I AM!!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:32:31 EDT (#)
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IM GONANA GIVE YOIUR A PLUS 2 IS IM DRUKJN AND I DONTKNOE BETTER.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:20:23 EDT (#)
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your thinks is funny.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:49:41 EDT (#)
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I have so many typos in this... I need to start using spellcheck.
It's funny, cause I think that part is teh weakest in this. If only because it's missing a legitimate punchline, and I'm at least 99% sure someone has already made that observation before. I've never heard it, but I simple can't imagine no one coming to that realization before me.
But I appreciate it anyway.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:46:15 EDT (#)
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"People are always saying "nigga please," but never "nigga thank you," or "nigga you're welcome."
After that, the post would have needed to *fucking suck* for you not to get a +2. None of them were as good as the above (though the sarcasm one was close) but still. +2.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:31:31 EDT (#)
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You think I lack the intelligence to follow your train of thought from one paragraph to the next?
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Frankly, yes. I generally consider finding me funny to be indicative of low IQ.
And thank you for finding my missing hyphen. I've compensated for it above.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:28:17 EDT (#)
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OMG in your face.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:27:39 EDT (#)
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No shit that's one bit (im a poet)
You think I lack the intelligence to follow your train of thought from one paragraph to the next?
Frankly, I'm offended.
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the mistake is here:
Waterslides kick ass. There isn't anything that can't be improved by adding a waterslide, including dentist offices. "Jimmy, do you want to go to them dentist?" "The one with the waterslide? Hell yeah, mom!"
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There is a Dave Matthews Conspiracy. It is simply that a decent amount of music released today, mostly of acoustic guitar, is actually released under aliases of the Dave Matthews Band, or just Dave Matthews.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:25:03 EDT (#)
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Reminded me of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:18:57 EDT (#)
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Here?
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I don't watch a lot of movies, but when I do I have to stick around and watch the credits. In every movie they have a section for "Special Thanks" where they throw in everyone who didn't fit into any of the other credits. But it's already so easy to get into the actual credits that if you bring the key gaffer's assitant his coffee one morning, you get your own credit, under "Gaffer's Assistant Coffee Bringer." So what trivial thing do you have to do to be relegated to the special thanks? I think if you're walking down the street, and you see the director, and you say "excuse me" as you brush up against him, you'll get thrown in under the "special thanks" for your moral support.
You have to have a good memory to remember all thsoe people who did small things for you, cause there's always at least 8,000 names listed. I could never reach that amount. So under "special thanks" in my movie it would just say "probably you."
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That's one bit, no need for a tryphen.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:15:39 EDT (#)
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You missed a tri-hymen up there, loser.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:15:36 EDT (#)
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Because it's a joke where the punchline comes before the setup.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:12:56 EDT (#)
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You know what translates real well to writing? Sarcasm.
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Why is this sentense so very funny?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:10:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know. I use the tri-hyphen a lot. I used it in my last post like this, and I use it to seperate sections in my blog.
You're not allowed to use it, find something else.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:08:29 EDT (#)
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ive been wanting to do a post like this for fucking ages, but could never get it right in my head. its so simple: jsut right the shit out with little breaks in between.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:57:40 EDT (#)
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That Bear, byt he way, is my stick figure bear I created. I drew them on my notebooks at school and in my notepad. I wanted to scan it for this post, but the computer hooked to the scanner is currently out of commission, so I just did my best in MS Paint to remake it.
And yes, the "Bear ->" is absolutely necessary.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:49:50 EDT (#)
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Good stuff old chap, good stuff.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:49:48 EDT (#)
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RANDOMNITY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:49:37 EDT (#)
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who am I to stop your great run of +2s... that... and the fact this was great
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:40:39 EDT (#)
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I have a notebook like this. I write down funny things people around me say.
Fuck were these good.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-10 06:40:37 EDT (#)
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random!