Honest to God Camwhore. (2896 hits)
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Rating: 1.51 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2005-06-10 08:45:14 EDT
GO NAVY! WOO!
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-14 08:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canada has armed forces? Do you mean the Mounties and RCAF?
**tries not to laugh**
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Canadian armed forces are MASTERS of the Porn Moustache.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-13 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're lying. I think you're really the pervert kneeling on the right.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:06:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
The guy on the right kinda looks like the headmaster from 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' the series.
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Um, ok.
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The guy on the right kinda looks like the headmaster from 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' the series.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor loser that's shafted on the right... come into my bossum.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, I *knew a fat guy. This site makes a person self conscious about typos.
No, his name wasn't Tom, but I just associated Sorrell with fatness. Hey, at least you destroyed that notion.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-11 03:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
- Location Abu Ghraib prison
Submitted by ClayVTrainum (user info) at 2005-06-10 19:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, I do know that issue and loose don't rhyme. So act like I'm a rapper and just pretend they do. Or act like I'm a southern rapper, and mispronounce them enough so that they do end up rhyming.
Submitted by ClayVTrainum (user info) at 2005-06-10 19:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There once was a guy named Tom
He used to be in the navy
Don't trust him with any bomb
Other than that, he's just gravy
He made fun of Blink
Then weirdos came out of their shells
They really made a big stink
HAHAAHAAHA!OMG!!!!!LOLZ!!!!11
Next came the office e-mails
Tom certainly has many issues
He told us of his tales
Like stories of Gnomes on the loose
Now his picture is finally revealed
And a Mrs is no longer a miss
Sorry girls, his zipper may reamin sealed
Unless he's taking a piss
Eh, that's all I got...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 17:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, but was his first name Tom?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-10 17:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet mother of fuck, that's pretty.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-06-10 16:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are pretty cute. For some reason I didn't expect you to be. I think it's because I new a fat guy named Sorrell.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-10 16:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wheres the cowboy, constuction worker, and indian at?
YMCA!!!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-10 16:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least you aren't skinny, sweaty, wearing a dish towel and having a porn stash.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:36:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you had to wire all of your nut together
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What does that mean?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you had to wire all of your nut together
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here we can see the standard flabby belly of the american man.
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I HOPE you're not talking about me. I'm like, 180 pounds there.
And sweaty? I would say so. It was 125 degrees that day and we had just been out for two hours recovering and doing a daily inspection on the plane.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 sweaty camwhore
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here we can see the standard flabby belly of the american man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder we still haven't won the war.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't go wrong with a Navy man.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I really want to give this a plus 2, but I can't support someone who does not support the porn stache when deployed.
Submitted by FerociouS (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hellooooooo hottie!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
somebody fire up the village people "IN THE NAVY!"
on a related note, it doesnt look like that guy is standing on you, toolbox.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder we still haven't won the war.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing. It's just not for me.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats so wrong about having a porn stache?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
your wife is a lucky man... er woman
sorry, the navy thing and all kinda confuses me
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Watch your mouth young lady........lol
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick: Yea, how'd you know. We also keep our tools, flight line stuff, etc... in there. Our planes were directly in front of us, about 200 feet past the camera.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you shoulda punched him in the shin and told him to fucking get in with the rest of the group.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are those containers filled with bombs and kielbasi?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the guy on the far right, who's so fucking cool he can't even be a part of the group.
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He was our Chief, ie: the boss.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder we still haven't won the war.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the guy on the far right, who's so fucking cool he can't even be a part of the group. He has to be singled out off to the side, leaning against a pole, because of all forms of stance, leaning is the most super cool. You guys aren't near cool enough for him.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY SAILORS!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not being dead and for making me laugh in your other posts.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo: Yea. I was in the Navy for five years. I'm out now, thank God.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:53:28 EDT (#)
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I do have a tatoo, but no facial hair. And you're damned right my wife is a lucky woman, you should see me dance. I make MC Hammer look like Vanilla Ice.
I'd post her picture, but no way. No. Hell no. Plus, she'd probably kill me...or cut me off. But then I'd dance and all would be well. Did I mention I make James Brown look lik Bobby Brown?
OW! WATCH ME NOW! HUH!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:51:23 EDT (#)
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you are in the forces???????????????????????
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, it's some sort of tradition to grow a mustache when on field manuevers.
I never understood that one either.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think soul patches should be allowed. They do not inhibit any gas mask problems.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your wife is a lucky man... er woman
sorry, the navy thing and all kinda confuses me
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why DO military guys and Cops grow those faggy ass mustaches? I managed to do my time withought the need for tattoos for facial hair.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MEOW!!!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you, not having a 'stache. Only one person on this earth is allowed to have a moustache, and he crawls through green pipes and eats mushrooms to get 'large'.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy to your right...
how did Uncle Sam get Steve from Jerry Springer to enlist?
And WHERE is Uncle Hulka? Your bestest buddy, and big toe....
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Camp Doha? Camp victory?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd orgy the lot of ya.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pfft. Now you tell me.
-- Homer Simpson, finding out that working at a nuclear
plant can make one sterile
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