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Caption Contest: Can You Talk In Your Sleep? (864 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.58 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by rock_music <rockkillsflowers.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-10 13:32:26 EDT


The winner will get some +2s or something. Either that or a blowjob from your sister.

Here's my submission, I know it's unoriginal, but I think it kind of sets the mood.


"Dude I was SOOOOOO WASTED last night!"




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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-01 08:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Dude, that's not what I meant when I said strum it!"

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-01 08:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-30 22:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 2


Winnar!

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Shit......

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-01 08:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-30 22:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 2


Winnar!

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-30 22:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Winnar!

Submitted by Duke_Chocula (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

a blow job from sis? hot diggidy

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-13 07:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't just stand there - lets get to it.
Strike a pose - there's nothing to it.
Vogue.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 07:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That does kind of look like Blackie Dammett.

sorta

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 07:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I'm a pussy because I play an Ovation guitar"

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 06:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thanks.

Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-06-10 17:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't have a mullet, just long hair.

I like my sideburns. Fuck you JonnyX, thank you Hobbs.

Yes, those are roll out windows in the background.

So far ess-arr, badassmofo, FATMANTPK, and supersloth are tied for first. They all made me laugh out loud.

Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-06-10 16:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Badass sideburns!

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-10 16:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not a caption entry or anything but does he have "roll out windows" in the back ground?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-10 15:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Why no, sideburns like this do not make me look ghey!"

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-10 14:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Blackie used to be a star, now look at him.

(obscure reference Blackie, maybe I'm old)

Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-06-10 14:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by supersloth (user info) at 2005-06-10 14:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Just another afternoon for Corey Feldman at the Neverland Ranch
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Winner

Submitted by supersloth (user info) at 2005-06-10 14:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just another afternoon for Corey Feldman at the Neverland Ranch.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-06-10 14:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dave Matthews Unplugged (At Last)

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-10 14:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm still worried by that tissue

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"He once again slept soundly, knowing that the anguish and torment of being away from his love would soon end, and he could return to Ms. Duff at last."

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Imagine Billy's surprise when he wakes and finds the end of his thumb missing

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this isn't funny enough for a caption contest. it doesn't have any potential for creativity.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Like every night, Jimmy quietly fell into a blissful sleep after smelling his jizz covered tissue...

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-06-10 13:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please tell me you don't have a mullet.


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Homer: Stupider like a fix!

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