Pi and homosexuals (possible NSFW) (1421 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 2 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by James Smith <JamesSmithEsq.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-11 07:23:43 EDT
I work in an Internet cafe which uses a post-pay system. You pay for the time you use afterwards.
Rather than using a program to monitor time, we hand out cards at the front. Usually these are just plain numbered cards. 10, 20, 30 etc etc.
Being that it can get quite quiet in here I decided to make some "fun" cards whilst no-one was about.
So I made a few cards. There was this thing <(" <), the 'hotpants' card, the 606/909 card and the infamous Pi symbol card. (There were others but I cant remember what they were)
-- All of which have been destroyed by my new manager who has no sense of humour (ok, the cards werent funny but you know what Im talking about) and looks like a very tall vulture.
One day a regular pops in. He's super-ghey and super-stupid3000.
I decide to just give this guy a regular card and reach into our pot o' cards, but someone has put the Pi symbol card there. Oh, well. I hand him the card and he begins to make his way to the computers. Im about to rest my bottom on the ridiculously hard staff chair when i hear a whisper.
super-ghey: "What's this?"
I look up, "Whats what?"
super-ghey: "What does this mean?" *shows card to me*
me: "Oh, its the" *pause*
me-brain: "wait!"
me: "What?"
super-ghey: "what?"
me-brain: "say nothing."
me: "Nothing."
me-brain: "Dont tell him its the symbol for Pi."
me: "Why not?"
super-ghey: "Huh?"
me: "One second."
me-brain: "Tell him its something else. Oh! Tell him its the churches symbol against homosexuality."
me: "ah ok, I see where you're going."
super-ghey: "Pardon me?"
me: "The symbol on that card is the churches symbol against homosexuality."
super-ghey: "oh. oh! oh my god!"
me: "Yes?"
super-ghey: "You cant give this to me! Im gay! This is so rude. How does it mean that?"
me: "Well, you see, the two lines going down represent two penises."
super-ghey: coy giggle.
me: "Yes... the one on the right is bent because thats how the church views gays. As benders."
super-ghey: blank expression.
me: "Right. The line going across the top represents a meat cleaver. And as you can see its clearly choppi..."
super-ghey: "Oh my god! Is this true?"
By this time he's stopped talking in whispers and is shouting full volume.
Myself and the customer nearest super-ghey burst out laughing and I had to leave it to the customer to explain what the symbol really meant.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-06-17 13:13:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:43:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
so what does it really mean then?
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The ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle.
Although the symbol is just that. A symbol of the number which is the constant ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle.
There's some sex ed for ya.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-15 13:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so what does it really mean then?
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-06-13 05:04:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by princess_mombi (user info) at 2005-06-12 17:18:08 EDT (#)
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people like that deserve any kind of punishment. especially if they are fat.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:25:43 EDT (#)
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+2 because it was my birthday yesterday
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-11 08:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-11 08:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate working with the public. Damn old ladies, expecting kind and courteous service.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-11 08:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was one of the better self/brain conversations.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-11 07:55:00 EDT (#)
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OMG LIAR
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-06-11 07:40:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-11 07:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are brilliant.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-06-11 07:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its fun messing with customers...