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This is a Post About Lisa (1026 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -0.57 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Brandon Fabish <brandino_the_great.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-11 13:52:32 EDT


Some of you are aware of this, others aren't. None of that matters to me.

I'll choke twice as many children today, Lisa, just for you.



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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's your problem, assholes? This is Awesome in its most unadulterated form.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Relaxation tried to strangle upside down cannibals bending semi-circular lumber fillets.

See thorpe, I too can make absolute babble. Oh, and hopefully you learn to read from left to right sometime soon, otherwise you'll be deported back to China for reading top to bottom.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Her name awesome, didn't would translates to but even if it she still would be.

Here's at looking awesome.

Happy Birthday Lisa.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-11 22:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Huh?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-11 21:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:40:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Back off my woman, Fabish!
--------------
So in 3 months, Lisa will be doing a variation of this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204 ?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry AJ, I owed her this post.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Back off my woman, Fabish!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is horrible.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I read this earlier, but I forgot to give you a -2.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this?

You might as well just spit in a sandwich and give her that - it would be less moronic.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I threw up last night and it made more sense than this shit post.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:47:51 (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:18:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

I left the Birthday girl a present.
-----------------
So did I. I came in her shoe.

======================

fuck you. I tried that shoe on.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:18:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

I left the Birthday girl a present.
-----------------
So did I. I came in her shoe.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something made this
really hard to

read

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I left the Birthday girl a present.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It helps if you're looking at the words.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That was.. hard to read.


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