CONTEST!!!! +2's to the best! (7603 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.99 on 147 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by rad's_wife (View user info) at 2005-06-11 14:55:09 EDT
What is the worst thing you ever said or thought about saying after having sex?
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pump handle slam - well imagine you and I in the doggy position, I link your hand between your legs, lift the other one up to the side then flip you round so you land on your back, on the floor.
Really hard to explain but I just wanted to imagine being in the doggy position with you :)
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 06:11:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*please take your finger out of my bum, your making me want to poo*
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Ahgahhahahahaaa, fuck, I've had a very similar thought once.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What exactly is a 'pump handle slam'?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also one girl kept talking to me really dirty and she said the following phrase;
'fuck my pussy you bad bad boy' then 'thats the way i like it, uh huh mmmmmm'
It reminded of the song by KC and the sunshine band, so i started humming it.
Hey i built up some good rhythym.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actulally attempted to perform a 'pump handle slam' on my ex girlfriend whilst kicking it doggy style.
She was to heavy and I ended up kneeing her in the face.
Not the kinda bleeding I excpected during sex.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*please take your finger out of my bum, your making me want to poo*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Hmmmm I bet she has a hairy bush'
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thought: I'm not even sure if what we had could be accidently thought of as sex, Mr. Micropenis.
Said/Did: Yeah, I'll call you *closes door, turns phone off*.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once I asked a girl if it was in yet. SHe wasn't happy.
Another time, just before I was about to get my end away, I asked "This isn't going to mean anything in the morning, right?"
She wouldn't let me carry on after that.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 15:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, we shouldn't do this again...but damn was that good
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2006-01-02 15:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'So, you think this new guy can fill Greenspan's shoes?'
Economic discourse filled the filthy monkey-sexed air, no doubt.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, did you make that noise on PURPOSE?
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this comment
Submitted by gina (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have good news and bad news...
The good news is: your cock is waaaaaaay bigger than Magic Johnson's...
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-29 21:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:40:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
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I'm not even going to bother trying to top that one.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-18 19:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"oops, I forgot my wallet"
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-07-18 18:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two nights ago:
(out of breath)"...and that bitch...we call Moosing."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70755
+2 for the comments!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wasn't sleeping.... honestly.
(I was lying)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh wow.....dad......my ass hurts. your turn....."
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-06-16 16:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yatzzee!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WON! I WON!!!
Whhhhooooooooopie!!!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"What's your name?"
Submitted by the_guru (user info) at 2005-06-15 15:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops...wrong hole
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-15 05:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought: Well that was a waste of a whole night.
Said: You can go home now.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-15 05:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasn't me, but my friend once screamed "DON'T COME ON THE CAT!"
I didn't really want to know what the hell that meant, because I thought it was a different name for a pussie, but as it turns out, he'd pulled out (because she was not on the pill) and he turned to spurt on the nearest thing...
Which was DeeDee, the much love family pet.
I never wanted to stroke that cat again for fear of getting sperm on my fingers.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-15 03:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh thats so fucking hot
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-15 03:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I once had sex with someone who said repeatedly, "There's a girl fucking me! There's a girl fucking me!"
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-15 03:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:34:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Years from now, when we're both married to other people, I'll still remember what you look like right now."
I thought I was being romantic, crap, I was only 17.
I didn't realize at the time how cold it was to let my boyfriend, who was crazy about me, know that in my mind it was inevitable that the relationship would come to an end eventually.
Oops.
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That is so "Loren". Know what I mean?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-15 02:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i already yelled at her for it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-14 23:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad, your wife is really linkwhoring this one.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-14 22:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Days from now, when we're both dating other people, I won't remember what you look like right now."
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fucking you is like sticking my dick in a glass of water."
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren, that is the funniest thing I have seen today.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Years from now, when we're both married to other people, I'll still remember what you look like right now."
I thought I was being romantic, crap, I was only 17.
I didn't realize at the time how cold it was to let my boyfriend, who was crazy about me, know that in my mind it was inevitable that the relationship would come to an end eventually.
Oops.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-14 15:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-14 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was 17 and pretty arrogant. I didn't love the girl anymore and I was too much of a pussy to take responsability and her hurt her feeligns. So I tried blaming it on her, after sex:
"You must've been fucking guys with really big dicks because your vagina is pretty loose"
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-14 11:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, dude!
Or dudette.
....whatever.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68250#1382426
This isn't a situation anyone can really win in.
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-06-14 07:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Geronimo! You will probably suffer death!"
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-06-14 05:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*gripping face...burning* "Who shoots someone in the eye? THE EYE?"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-14 04:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh you've +2'd all my posts... I WON I WON!!!!!
I've never won anything..
*weeps with joy*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-14 04:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who won?!?!
Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and again
Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spammer, I had to look at another comment of yours.
"Winner!" my ass
Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spammer fuck off.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-06-13 23:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You can get back in the trunk now."
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-13 23:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Dont worry, with today's treatment, you can go horseback riding, bike riding...oh oh, dont cry, you can still just give blowjobs your entire life."
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-13 23:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, I'm all outta cash. You take pop cans?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-13 22:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. "
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Thanks for the talk dad."
Submitted by ShitstormXP (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-06-13 14:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Surprise; YOU'VE GOT AIDS!!"
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hahahhaha That made my day. You are getting a +2 on all your posts from me.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-13 15:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's sex?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-06-13 14:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Surprise; YOU'VE GOT AIDS!!"
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
"look, where i just jizzed
isn't all that important right now.
what is important is that i find another beer."
man, i got my ass kicked for that.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:13:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Last night I was thinking about saying it. And everytime I thought about saying it, I could feel myself start to laugh so I had to stop thinking about it. My mind fought itself over what was surely bad taste versus would be very very funny. At the last possible second, right before I finished, I yelled "HASSLEHOFF!" - I don't think I've ever seen my girlfriend that pissed off. She turned around, glared at me, and said "Don't you EVER say that again" or something to that extent. Couldn't stop laughing =)
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awesome
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...so, uh, do i win this contest too?
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I WIN!"
(and, yes, i have used this one)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:13:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Last night I was thinking about saying it. And everytime I thought about saying it, I could feel myself start to laugh so I had to stop thinking about it. My mind fought itself over what was surely bad taste versus would be very very funny. At the last possible second, right before I finished, I yelled "HASSLEHOFF!" - I don't think I've ever seen my girlfriend that pissed off. She turned around, glared at me, and said "Don't you EVER say that again" or something to that extent. Couldn't stop laughing =)
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My god that's funny.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Last night I was thinking about saying it. And everytime I thought about saying it, I could feel myself start to laugh so I had to stop thinking about it. My mind fought itself over what was surely bad taste versus would be very very funny. At the last possible second, right before I finished, I yelled "HASSLEHOFF!" - I don't think I've ever seen my girlfriend that pissed off. She turned around, glared at me, and said "Don't you EVER say that again" or something to that extent. Couldn't stop laughing =)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Have you ever considered getting that thing cleaned?"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hold me....mom.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I don't know why you think this is so wrong sis..."
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 cause I bought my furniture there!!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'what's your name again?' as one I'd have liked to say and
'you suck at this, I'm going back to women' as one i have said.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-13 06:13:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm... about 15 years ago after drinking waaaay too much and jigging around energetically (on top) I WENT to say something sexy. And vomited. All over his head.
And you've just made me remember
*gaaahhhhhhhhhhhh*
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that is so very fucking hot
do me now
the sife wont mind.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got that I like
"GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
and
"Ahhhh, Goatse... If only there weren't laws against our forbidden love."
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-13 06:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm... about 15 years ago after drinking waaaay too much and jigging around energetically (on top) I WENT to say something sexy. And vomited. All over his head.
And you've just made me remember
*gaaahhhhhhhhhhhh*
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-06-13 04:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Little Willy Willy won't go home..." ("Little Willy"--The Sweet)
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-06-12 23:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Remember.....just sex.....I don't want my friends to EVER meet you."
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-12 23:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"-2 DIE"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-06-12 23:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
___________________-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
im crying here.
fucking crying.
this is so fuckin funny.
omfg michael jackson is the best alter ever.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, by the way, I'm 17.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For real....
"How does your cunt feel now?"
Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I dont know WHAT they dont like about you Mr. Jackson...."
Wooo hooooo! shamone!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-12 19:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I hope your parents heard us"
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-12 18:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"how much do I owe you, sir?"
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-12 15:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"There go the last lingering threats of my heterosexuality."
Just kidding, that's a Simpsons quote. I would never say something vicious during such a sensitive and emotional moment.
You guys are all big meanies.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-12 15:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:40:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
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I'm not even going to bother trying to top that one.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
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I'm not even going to bother trying to top that one.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:56:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, i thought of a better one:
"now, lets get you back in that body bag, my sweet"
oh and sg11588, i seem to remember this little post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52960
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Touche zak. But that contest was really not intended to be taken seriously. I mean, look at what the contest was about. I just did it to get a few laughs, not hits, but it just turned out that way.
Anyway, you're right radwife, I can't read.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-12 08:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Who's your daddy?"
"That's SO not funny dad."
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 06:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Thanks for that, now I can write about it on the Internet"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-12 06:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lost my watch bitch!
I can still hear it ticking!
<sorry...i'm done>
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-06-12 05:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man: Do you need a ride home?
Woman: Yes please.
Man: There's a phonebox at the end of the street, call a taxi.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-12 05:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh honey........
I lost everything at the tables tonight.....
Sooooo, can you go out on the street for awhile?
Mkay?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The worst thing I ever said?
"I can't believe you fucking came already. Jesus fucking Christ, I haven't even got started."
A few seconds later:
"Uh...sorry. Can you eat me out?"
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-12 01:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was TERRIBLE. I expect to reconvene here tomorrow night at the same time, and I swear to God you had better bring your 'A' game, slut.
Now get the fuck out of my house.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-12 01:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kracka, that is actually pretty hot, except you're a dude.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-06-12 01:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think i peed a little
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-06-12 00:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my God, Bart. If real sex is anything like cybersex with you, then I'm going to be in heaven.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My dick feels like corn."
- Dane Cook
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First time I've nailed a pregnant chick....so was this threesome 2 guys or 2 girls?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Her: "I've been doing excercizes so it feels tighter for you. What do you think?"
Me: "I'll let you know when I feel something."
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I gotta go."
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-11 22:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Naw cousin.....its always been that color.
Doc says it's syph.... somin somin.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-11 22:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'd better get this diaper back on her before her parents find out."
Submitted by Papercuts (user info) at 2005-06-11 21:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Oh, shit, I got drunk and fucked Rad's wife again."
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-11 21:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOO, I WON.
as a prize, i would like you to prevent all future naked camwhores by your husband.
Submitted by Black-Mamba (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or wait....
"I thought I was 18."
Submitted by Black-Mamba (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh that had to be your first time.... Huh it wasn't?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Maybe my dick wouldn't seem so small if your pussy wasn't so goddamn huge!!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You smell like grandma."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOU HAVE A PENIS???
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Rad"
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Your sister keeps checking me out, I think she likes me."
That was a great one, didn't help that said little sister is stunning.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-11 18:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
COCK SNIFFER.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-06-11 18:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aaaaaah. OK, you can take my nuts out of your nostrils now.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-11 18:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"ok you can have your pacifier back now".
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-11 18:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And my answer!!!
"My husband will be home soon..." (Reminder to all you guys, guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, i thought of a better one:
"now, lets get you back in that body bag, my sweet"
oh and sg11588, i seem to remember this little post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52960
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because yesterday was my birthday.
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:39:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hitwhore.
And you still haven't revealed the answer to your last hitwhore contest either.
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Obviously you can't read, because the last contest answer was givin in the ratings!!
And I know, I am big hitwhore slut and I love it!!!
You clicked didn't you?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here's your +2, and here's another stupid thing i said that wasn't out of spite
me: "wait until you're fully hard, you're not really doing anything for me this way"
*name deleted*: "i AM hard"
me: "wow"
i was really stoned during the little encounter. 3 days later, I found out he was engaged... so i really don't feel bad about it anymore.
especially because (this is so sweet) when his fiance dumped him? I was the first woman she ever slept with.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"is it in yet?"
(he had just said something REALLY REALLY wrong about how sexy my sister was)
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hitwhore.
And you still haven't revealed the answer to your last hitwhore contest either.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:16:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
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bwahahahaha...
you rock dude.
wehre is teh +2?
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Mrs Rad, you have a winner.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
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bwahahahaha...
you rock dude.
wehre is teh +2?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To my right hand - "Damn, if actual sex is anything like this, I'm in business!"
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hurry, or you'll be late for school"
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:37:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
During sex, after several too many orgasms when I was in a very happy and delusional place:
"Sweet jesus, take my credit cards, they're yours"
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I didn't use them though, Filthy. I kept them as a reminder, if you want them back....
What?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
"look, where i just jizzed
isn't all that important right now.
what is important is that i find another beer."
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Winner. Even though my vote counts for sqaut and it isn't my post, I am offering it up as my $.02
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be carefull...
Piss me of and you'll get a LOOSER post with -2's
Have Fun and be creative!!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clean yourself up Mum, you're making me sick.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"fuck." - male praying mantis after sex.
sorry, i thought it was the black widow spider that eats the male after sex, but now i'm pretty sure it's the praying mantis.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
During sex, after several too many orgasms when I was in a very happy and delusional place:
"Sweet jesus, take my credit cards, they're yours"
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"fuck." - black widow male spider after sex
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"How much?"
Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that'll do pig.
-from the movie Babe
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Swamp Donkey!!
I told you not to tell her that!
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ahhh ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-11 16:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
" Honey, if we have sex, and it sucks, we can participate in a really stupid Ubersite post, which was started, for no other reason, than to generate hits, and , as a bonus, it has a positive rating!!!"
"No???"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Swamp Donkey!!
I told you not to tell her that!
Submitted by gina (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have good news and bad news...
The good news is: your cock is waaaaaaay bigger than Magic Johnson's...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Maybe my dick wouldn't seem so small if your pussy wasn't so goddamn huge!!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I would have bukaked in that other chick's face instead.
What was I thinking?
I guess I have to marry this one...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After anal:
"Heh, theres a piece of corn on my pecker"
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Great! now I need a shit."
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoops!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"look, where i just jizzed
isn't all that important right now.
what is important is that i find another beer."
man, i got my ass kicked for that.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Have we started yet?"
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sucks being ineligible. =(
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh my God. So that's what 2 inches feels like," about 3 minutes before he came and 5 minutes before I ran down 5 flights of stairs like it was nobody's business.)
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"oh my god, the condom came off! Syke, i wasn't wearing a condom."
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-11 15:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Meh, Hetero-sexual intercourse isn't everything it was cracked up to be. You need to leave, my boyfriend is coming home in a few...."
She was ugly and I was sober, best I could come up with on the spur of the moment.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"that sucked mom."
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no I didn't hear about that....
But Cool!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what rad will say on this...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know, but I've been told "I'm sober now, you can leave". Rad tell you about piper and the meep meeps getting a radio shout out?
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-11 14:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may give out more then one set of +2's so keep them comming and Have fun!!