who was a bigger pimp? (1560 hits)
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Submitted by vagrantuallyvagabondafied <nahnoneofit.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-12 01:45:48 EDT
nahnoneofit: im way too sober right now
TaxiDriverKiller: so go get soused
nahnoneofit: i really only have one option
nahnoneofit: go downtown
nahnoneofit: hope theres a bum around
nahnoneofit: and have him buy me some forties
nahnoneofit: then walk all the way the fuck back home
TaxiDriverKiller: banjo man i sout
TaxiDriverKiller: is out*
nahnoneofit: sweet
nahnoneofit: but still
nahnoneofit: its a walk
nahnoneofit: a walk i dont want to walk
TaxiDriverKiller: ok
TaxiDriverKiller: so
nahnoneofit: and thats iffy
TaxiDriverKiller: make rock candy instead
nahnoneofit: cause there might nt be anyone out
nahnoneofit: ...rock candy?
TaxiDriverKiller: you can do it at home
TaxiDriverKiller: and it's delicious
nahnoneofit: hahahaha
nahnoneofit: that girl i work with wants to put it in my ass
TaxiDriverKiller: excuse me?
TaxiDriverKiller: put *what* in your ass?
nahnoneofit: y'know
nahnoneofit: it
TaxiDriverKiller: no
nahnoneofit: she wants to do me
TaxiDriverKiller: i don't know what a girl would have that could go iny our ass that would qualify as an 'it'
nahnoneofit: enlarged clitoris
TaxiDriverKiller: ewww
nahnoneofit: theres clitoris's out there
nahnoneofit: that are quite capable of penetration
nahnoneofit: how does that make you feel?
TaxiDriverKiller: ...awkward...?
TaxiDriverKiller: chad wallace should fight crime
nahnoneofit: dodo doooooooo
TaxiDriverKiller: who was a bigger pimp, han solo or lando calrissian?
TaxiDriverKiller: i say lando
TaxiDriverKiller: nigga had a cape
TaxiDriverKiller: and a city
nahnoneofit: yea han didnt pimp that much
TaxiDriverKiller: but
TaxiDriverKiller: han did score with a princess
TaxiDriverKiller: and he jacked the millenium falcon off lando
nahnoneofit: oh shit
nahnoneofit: well then yea
nahnoneofit: han pimps more
nahnoneofit: he stole his ride
nahnoneofit: then fucked a hotbitch
TaxiDriverKiller: but lando has the hair and the moustache
nahnoneofit: yea but his shit got jacked
TaxiDriverKiller: he had a cyborg friend he could communicate with without even talking
nahnoneofit: i can see why yuou asked me this
nahnoneofit: this is really hard
nahnoneofit: we need to make a list
TaxiDriverKiller: nigga had a city all to himself
TaxiDriverKiller: and i garauntee he had mirrors on his ceiling
nahnoneofit: but han had chewy
nahnoneofit: lol
TaxiDriverKiller: and a cadillac el dorado somewhere in there
nahnoneofit: how do you garuntee something like that
TaxiDriverKiller: because he was a pimp!
TaxiDriverKiller: not only that
TaxiDriverKiller: but darth vader cut a deal with him, normally vader just kills everybody
TaxiDriverKiller: but lando was so pimpish, vader cut a deal with him
nahnoneofit: lando fucked over his buddy
nahnoneofit: thats not pimpin at all
TaxiDriverKiller: but he did help rescue him later
nahnoneofit: i forgot that part
TaxiDriverKiller: this is a tough call
nahnoneofit: but yes, he did
TaxiDriverKiller: i still say the cape seals it
TaxiDriverKiller: nigga had a cape
TaxiDriverKiller: cape = pimp
nahnoneofit: okay
nahnoneofit: so
nahnoneofit: for hansolos pros
nahnoneofit: we have...
nahnoneofit: stole milleniun falcom fromlando
TaxiDriverKiller: fucked a princess
TaxiDriverKiller: and had chewbacca
TaxiDriverKiller: plus he was a pirate
TaxiDriverKiller: with a shitload of money
nahnoneofit: he didnt have that much money
TaxiDriverKiller: in the first one, the princess gave him a shitload of money for rescuing her
nahnoneofit: oh, right right
nahnoneofit: but
TaxiDriverKiller: he was like
nahnoneofit: his amount of money
TaxiDriverKiller: "bitch where's my money"
nahnoneofit: no matter what point in the movie
nahnoneofit: is nowhere near landos combined commodities's equity
nahnoneofit: movies*
TaxiDriverKiller: this is true
TaxiDriverKiller: i think it's lando
nahnoneofit: well hold your horses a minute
nahnoneofit: im mkaing a chart
nahnoneofit: in paint
nahnoneofit: listing the pros and cons of each
nahnoneofit: so is that it for hans pros?
TaxiDriverKiller: uh
TaxiDriverKiller: he shot darth vader
TaxiDriverKiller: even though vader deflected it with his hands, he still shot at him
nahnoneofit: yea that takes some balls
TaxiDriverKiller: and he went out in the blizzard to find luke
TaxiDriverKiller: and almost died
nahnoneofit: thats shying away from pimpish and going more towards heroism
TaxiDriverKiller: hmmm true
nahnoneofit: arright, cons
nahnoneofit: for han
TaxiDriverKiller: got frozen in a giant hunk of metal
nahnoneofit: k
nahnoneofit: dissed lightsabres
nahnoneofit: hmm
nahnoneofit: this is tough
nahnoneofit: i just went to take a sip of water
nahnoneofit: and there was a moth floating in it
TaxiDriverKiller: oh that's lovely
TaxiDriverKiller: if you're bored, you can make rock candy
TaxiDriverKiller: while watching porn
nahnoneofit: im not making rock candy
TaxiDriverKiller: why not?
TaxiDriverKiller: it's yummy
nahnoneofit: because i dont like rock candy
TaxiDriverKiller: what?!?
TaxiDriverKiller: you're not american
nahnoneofit: lets get back to the matter at hand
TaxiDriverKiller: oooh ooh i got it
nahnoneofit: cons for han
TaxiDriverKiller: ok
TaxiDriverKiller: dissed obi-wan
nahnoneofit: whats so great about obi wan
TaxiDriverKiller: obi-wan is the coolest cat since yoda
nahnoneofit: we gotta get at least one more con for han
TaxiDriverKiller: oooh i got a pro for han
nahnoneofit: okay.
TaxiDriverKiller: int he first one in the garbage compactor
TaxiDriverKiller: he was totally feeling up the princess' ass
TaxiDriverKiller: like
TaxiDriverKiller: hard core
nahnoneofit: haha
nahnoneofit: i dont remember this
TaxiDriverKiller: he was very discreet about it
nahnoneofit: how doy ou discreetley yet hardcoreley feel up someones ass?
TaxiDriverKiller: they filmed it discreetly
TaxiDriverKiller: there was other shit going on, so it was hard to notice
nahnoneofit: k one more con
TaxiDriverKiller: he let the ewoks capture him and almost eat him
nahnoneofit: yea thats pretty unpimp like
nahnoneofit: allright,pros for lando
TaxiDriverKiller: cape
TaxiDriverKiller: hair
TaxiDriverKiller: city
TaxiDriverKiller: mustache
TaxiDriverKiller: he had a friggin entorage
TaxiDriverKiller: cut a deal with vader
TaxiDriverKiller: saved han
nahnoneofit: again with the heroism
TaxiDriverKiller: no no
TaxiDriverKiller: like a pimp he shot at the bad guys while blind
TaxiDriverKiller: no wiat
TaxiDriverKiller: my bad that was han
nahnoneofit: damnit
nahnoneofit: allright
nahnoneofit: cons for lando
TaxiDriverKiller: got jacked out of the falcon
TaxiDriverKiller: sold out his buddy
nahnoneofit: didnt have sex with anyone/anything to our knowledge
TaxiDriverKiller: no
TaxiDriverKiller: but he did put the moves on leia
TaxiDriverKiller: while he was about to sell them out
nahnoneofit: she was a slut
nahnoneofit: anyays
TaxiDriverKiller: so he was smooth even under pressure
nahnoneofit: hahaha
TaxiDriverKiller: ok ok lando con:
TaxiDriverKiller: possibly gay
TaxiDriverKiller: think about
TaxiDriverKiller: it
nahnoneofit: how do you figure?
nahnoneofit: im not putting that in
TaxiDriverKiller: no girlfriend or even a ho
TaxiDriverKiller: he has a city int he pink fluffy clouds
nahnoneofit: he was too much of a pimp for a single girlfriend
TaxiDriverKiller: he has a fashioon sense
TaxiDriverKiller: well
TaxiDriverKiller: every pimp does
nahnoneofit: heynow
nahnoneofit: so do i
nahnoneofit: im saving it the way it is
nahnoneofit wants to directly connect.
TaxiDriverKiller is now directly connected.
TaxiDriverKiller: in return of the jedi he looked like he had hooked up with that alien dude
nahnoneofit:
TaxiDriverKiller: hahaha
TaxiDriverKiller: no way
TaxiDriverKiller: i like cons
TaxiDriverKiller: "got his falcon jacked"
TaxiDriverKiller: does that say
TaxiDriverKiller: "burnt reynolds hair/mustache"
nahnoneofit: yea
TaxiDriverKiller: it's
TaxiDriverKiller: burt
TaxiDriverKiller: not burnt
nahnoneofit: hands move faster then my brain i guess
nahnoneofit: imposting that on ubersite.com
TaxiDriverKiller: give me credit man
TaxiDriverKiller: put both our names on it
nahnoneofit: im putting this convo in there too
TaxiDriverKiller: oh wiat here's one
TaxiDriverKiller: when they freeze han
TaxiDriverKiller: leia says "i love you"
TaxiDriverKiller: and he says "i know"
TaxiDriverKiller: how else would a pimp respond?
nahnoneofit: suck my dick hoe?
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:04:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-13 16:39:05 EDT (#)
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+2 for smooth malt liquor taste
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:27:09 EDT (#)
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I wondered why an AIM conversation had a 1.9 rating...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 03:07:28 EDT (#)
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I gave credit and linked to your post at the top of it
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-06-13 03:02:03 EDT (#)
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darko im not sure how i feel about you raping my intellectual property like this.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 02:38:17 EDT (#)
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I needed hits :( http://www.ubersite.com/m/68391
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-06-12 18:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh, hard
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-12 18:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nigga had a cape
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (user info) at 2005-06-12 17:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-12 17:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:38:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
unfortunately you can't, but you can copy the comment, go to one of my posts, give the post a +2 and in the comment box paste my comment. Or even better paste http://www.ubersite.com/m/68349#1379119 or whatever the # is so that if anyone wants to see the comment they'll have to give you a hit.
haha. always hard at work...
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-06-12 14:12:44 EDT (#)
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and that makes me wish i could -2 comments...
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-12 12:01:58 EDT (#)
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funny, but what i don't get is the two dipshits writing all that stuff in caps
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 05:22:52 EDT (#)
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but seriously, you should do it steve, and provide analysis.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 05:19:57 EDT (#)
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i wonder who'd get more hits, the winner or the guy who has 3 posts on B@W...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 04:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should both do it and see whose post gets more hits. Or who gets the fewest -2DIES.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 04:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's tempting to pull a foamy and copy and paste this rip battle into a post of its own. If anyone else wishes to do so you have my blessing and my future +2.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-06-12 04:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol shutup darky- i mean darko
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make some smores and Han and I are going to watch The Notebook and cry.
Curse you, Lando. Curse you...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And for the record, despite the facts that I am white, my name is darko, and I have just defended lando, I am NOT a wigger.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for recognizing lando's pimpness.
It was a hard fought rip battle, there were no real losers. Well, except for you and han solo.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im glad you conceeded because it was starting to get repretitive.
that battle was amazing.
i still cant believe i havent gotten a -2 yet.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, I concede.
The points are tallied and Lando wins.
Han is his bitch. Lando is king pimp.
Han Solo has failed me. He's failed all us white boys...
...that Bridges/Death Star line made me laugh until my stomach hurt.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAN ASKED TUBGIRL OUT ON A DATE SHE REJECTED HIM FOR NOT BEING UP TO HER STANDARDS
HAN USES HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF HIMSELF TO PRETEND HE IS IN LEMONPARTY
LANDO SOLD ALUMINUM SIDING TO BOBBA FETT
HAN GOT GHEY AIDS FROM BOBBA
HAN CALLS BOBBA BOO
LANDO BUILTY A BRIDGE BEYWEEN THE DEATH STAR AND THE MILLENIUM FALCON AND THEN BURNED IT DOWN JUST SO HE COULD SAY HE BURNED THAT BRIDGE AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT
HAN CANT FIGURE OUT THE TIP ON A 5 DOLLAR DRINK
LANDO INVENTED THE ABACUS
HAN WATCHES QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY IN HIS UNDERWEAR
LANDO WAS SHAFTS INSPIRATION
LANDO KICKED SHAFTS ASS FOR BEING A PUSSY
HANS FATHER BEAT HIM TILL HAN RAN AWAY WITH CHEWBBACCA WHEN HAN WAS 31
LANDOS FATHER ASKED HIM TO PLEASE STOP CRYING WHEN LANDO WAS 2 AND LANDO SENT HIM TO THE HOSPITAL WITH 4 BROKEN VERTEBRAE
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lando was more pimp, and that rip battle is funny as fuck.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LANDO LIKES PLAIN CHEESE PIZZA AND HE TAKES OFF ALL THE TOPPING AND EATS THE TOMATO SAUCE BREAD. THEN HE THROWS UP BECAUSE HE THINKS HE IS FAT.
LANDO IS THE GOATSE GUY.
HAN CAN DO 700 PUSHUPS IN FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT.
HAN BUILT SEVEN NEW ORPHANAGES FOR ALL OF HIS BASTARD CHILDREN. THEY'RE ALL NAMED HAN.
LANDO TRIED TO SELL HIS GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL FOR A BUCKET OF CHICKEN.
HAN SHOT A 59. LANDO GOT HIS LEG STUCK IN THE GOLFCART AND HAD TAKE THE CART TO THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM AND CALL HIS MOM BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T STOP CRYING.
HAN STAYED AWAKE FOR FIFTEEN DAYS STRAIGHT TO KEEP WATCH ON A DOLPHIN THAT HAD WASHED UP ON THE SHORE. HAN RESCUED THE DOLPHIN THEN PUNCHED A SHARK IN THE NECK WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL THE DOLPHIN. THEN THE DOLPHIN SHOWED HAN THE SECRET MERMAID BORDELLO IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND HAN TITTY FUCKED ALL THE MERMAIDS AND CAME ON THEIR FACES.
LANDO CAN'T READ
HAN BUILT A FORT AND WOULDN'T LET LANDO IN. THEN LANDO TOLD HIS MOM SO LANDOS MOM BEAT HIM SENSLESS WITH HER GIANT BOOBS.
HAN'S DAD CAN BEAT UP LANDO'S DAD.
LANDO EATS WHITE OUT.
YODA STABBED LANDO IN THE LEG WITH ONE OF LANDO'S KNITTING NEEDLES.
LANDO HAD SEX WITH THAT FUCKED UP MONKEY THING THAT WAS ON THE FALCON WITH HIM WITH HE 'DESTROYED' THE SECOND DEATH STAR, ALTHOUGH HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE DURING THAT PART BUT LUCAS FELT SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE HAS A GIANT HEMEROID ON HIS ASS SO HE LET HIM LIVE ONLY TO PROLONG HIS SUFFERING AND PAIN AND AGONY. A SMALL COLONY OF EWOKS LIVE ON THE HEMEROID AND LANDO LETS THEM PLAY IN HIS ASSHOLE.
LANDO FAILED KINDERGARTEN. TWICE
HAN CARVED HIS NAME INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN USING A GIANT STAKE HE LATER USED TO KILL DRACULA AND SLEEP WITH THE BRIDE OF DRACULA
LANDO DRIVES A CHEVROLET CAVALIER! WITH A SPOILER!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAN WAS A MEMBER OF NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
LANDO WEARS A MEMBERS ONLY JACKET EVEN THOUGH HE ISNT A MEMBER TO PROTEST THE FACT THAT THE MEMBERSHIP GROUP IS RACIST
LANDO DISCOVERED MARIJUANA AND INTRODUCED SNOOP DOGG TO IT
HAN FANTASISES ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH SNOOPY THE DOG
LANDO CAN DEFLECT LASERS WITH HIS CAPE
HAN SHOT HIS COCK WITH A LASER ONCE AND LIKED IT
HAN WAS SCARED OF THE GIANT PUSSY CALLED JABBA THE HUT
JABBA FLINCHED WHEN LANDO STROKED HIS MUSTACH OUT OF FEAR OF WHAT THE MIGHTY MUSTACHED MAN MIGHT DO
LANDO HELPED A STRUGGLING YOUNG ACTION STAR GET FAMOUS AND STRONG BY GROWING A MUSTCAHE IN LANDOS HONR
THAT MAN WAS MARIO AND HE LETS LANDO HAVE EVERY OTHER WEEKEND TO FUCK THE PRINCESS
LANDO FUCKS HER 6 DAYS A WEEK CAUSE THERES NOTHING THAT PUSSY MARIO CAN DO TO STOP HIM
WHEN HAN FUCKS PRINCESS LEIA HE IMAGINES THAT HE IS A PRINCESS GETTING A COCK RAMMED INTO HIM
ITS LANDOS COCK THAT HE IMAGINES
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 03:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LANDO CUTS THE CRUSTS OFF OF HIS BREAD
HAN TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME AND BANGED QUEEN AMIDALA WHILE ANAKIN WATCHED IN THE CORNER AND CRIED. THEN HAN BEAT ANAKIN WITH A PLASTIC SPOON
LANDO FARTED IN THE CEREAL AISLE AT THE SUPERMARKET AND IT SMELT LIKE OLD SHOES
HAN PAVED A DRIVEWAY WITH ONLY A KITE, A RABBIT AND SOME STRING
HANS HAIR GIVES HIM SUPER POWERS. HE CAN FLY BUT DOESNT BECAUSE BITCHES LIKE LANDO GET JEALOUS AND TRY TO STEAL HIS SHOES WHEN HES TAKING OFF AND HAN DOESNT LIKE ANYONE TOUCHING HIS BAD ASS SHOES. HE MADE THE SHOES OUT OF A ZEBRA AND HALF A FERRET
LANDO HAS CANCEROUS AIDS
I SAW LANDO BLOWING HIS NOSE ON HIS SHIRT
LANDO HAD A LINE OF PERFUME BUT IT FAILED BECAUSE HIS PANTS FELL DOWN WHILE HE WAS SELLING IT AND SOME OLD GRANNY SAW THAT HE HAD NO BALLS SO SHE SCREAMED AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.
LANDO HAS LATE CHARGES ON A COPY OF WATERWORLD AND HE KEEPS LYING TO BLOCKBUSTER THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE IT.
HAN PRODUCED THE RECENT COLDPLAY ALBUM. HE MADE A SMALL CHILD WALK AGAIN. THE KID HAD NO LEGS AND HE STILL WALKED. HAN IS JUST THAT AWESOME.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(You are close to being dusqualified due to use of punctuation)
LANDO HAS A EWOK THROW RUG IN HIS MANSION
HAN GOT POKED BY A EWOK SPEAR AND IT GAVE HIM A HARD ON
LANDO WAS VOTED BEST HAIR IN INTERGALACTIC HIGHSCHOOL
HAN WAS VOTED FOR MOST LIKELY TO TAKE IT UP THE BUT FROM A WOOKIE
HAN EATS MAC AND CHEESE
LANDO EATS PRIME RIB AND LOBSTER WITH SPRINKLED DEAD BABIES ON TOP
LANDO DOESNT EVEN LIKE DEAD BABIES BUT DOES IT TO PROVE HOW BADASS HE IS
LANDO MINDFUCKED YODA CAUSING THE ALIEN BASTARD TO HIDE ON A DESERTED PLANET OUT OF FEAR OF BEING OUTSMARTED BY LANDO AGAIN
HAN FUCKED YODAS DEAD BODY AND GOT HERPES FROM IT
THE HERPES WERE FROM LUKE
IN A WAY HAN FUCKED LUKE WHICH FULFILLS THE DREAMS HE HAD BEEN HAVING EVER SINCE THEY FIRST MET ON TATOOINE
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIP BATTLE RIP BATTLE RIP BATTLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!
LANDO'S MOM HUMPED A WHALE.
LANDO FELL INTO A WELL WHEN HE WAS A BABY AND NO ONE NOTICED HE WAS DOWN THERE, EXCEPT FOR TWO WHITE DOTS STARING UP AT THEM. THEN THEY COVERED THE WELL BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T STOP SINGING WILL SMITH SONGS.
HAN CAN BENCHPRESS THE FALCON. AND SEVEN CASES OF DR.PEPPER!
LANDO SLEEPS IN A SUITCASE MADE OF BABY SEALS.
HAN CRUSHED A JAWA'S SKULL WITH ONE HAND.
LANDO WAS ON A SLIP AND SLIDE AND SLID INTO A WALL AND BROKE HIS PELVIS IN THREE SPOTS. HE ASKED THE NURSE TO JERK HIM OFF BUT THE NURSE WAS DEAF AND STABBED HIM IN THE NECK WITH A GIANT NEEDLE. THEN HIS BALLS FELL OFF. SEE? LANDO HAS NO BALLS!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This gave me a bleeding nose.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
unfortunately you can't, but you can copy the comment, go to one of my posts, give the post a +2 and in the comment box paste my comment. Or even better paste http://www.ubersite.com/m/68349#1379119 or whatever the # is so that if anyone wants to see the comment they'll have to give you a hit.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that comment makes me wish i could +2 comments
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has all the makings of .....A RIP BATTLE!
HANS PARENTS TRIED TO BY LANDO WHEN LANDO WAS A CHILD BUT LANDO JUST FUCKED THE MOM AND STOLE ALL OF THEIR MONEY 9 MONTHS LATER HAN WAS BORN
HAN STROKES HIS OWN WOOKIE
LANDO INVENTED MASTURBATION THEN MADE WOMEN JACK HIM OFF SO HE COULD EAT CHICKEN WHILE GETTING OFF
HANS WOMAN WOULD HAVE RATHER FUCKED HER OWN BROTHER THEN HAN BEFORE THE GHB TOOK EFFECT
LANDO MADE MILLIONS BY SELLING CHIA PETS
HAN OWNS A CHIA PET
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lando's van is a piece of garbage. He picks up chicks from the KFC, the dirty, greasy chicks from the back. His mix tapes suck balls. He listens to Will Smith. I saw Lando and Han fighting one time and when Han punched Lando in the neck, Lando's eyeballs popped out of his head.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Han has sex to dashboard confessional and cries during it."
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHHEHEEEEE *wipes away tears*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lando didn't need a brigade, he got all of his women on his own. Instead of needing a wingman he convinced the third wheel to have a threesome with him and the hottie. He made the ugly wheels wear bags on their heads. And he head his own van to use, not the company one. Plus only lando would be able to pull off getting with a chick to barry white or marvin gay. Han has sex to dashboard confessional and cries during it.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They wouldn't let Lando into the man-slut brigade because he kept listening to his hip-hop music in the company van.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm making rock candy right now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at steve's post, han let's yoda get away with calling him a bitch and makes it appear that he had ghey sex with chewbacca. The choice is clear, vote Lando Griffin for prom king.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops. +2 DAMMIT!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:09:22 EDT (#)
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Solo: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68205
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:01:03 EDT (#)
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Solo!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 02:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I contend that while at lando's city lando in fact did have sex with the princess and htye just didn't show it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-12 01:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lando http://www.ubersite.com/m/66619