Software production ideas for Electro: (1347 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.81 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2005-06-12 11:04:03 EDT
UrbaneMischief's Love Dodecahedron™. Fast and furious RPG.
You play as Val, walking round collecting as many other male members
of Ubersite to have sex with and receive compliments from.
Coley's picture magnifier™. Open Jpeg images and save them
300 times their original size to post on Ubersite.
Kristen's Oops I'm Pregnant Again™. Collect enough
coat hangers in this quirky Pac Man clone to reduce the "worry meter" at the top of the screen before it's too late.
Schlongy Is A Cunt™. Lotus Notes style software designed for
people to talk about how much they like themselves in a
deluded seedy world of shite...and then post on Ubersite.
Theme Website™. You're a cyber tycoon and in control of
Cilfone.org You get to ban or punish other surfers for
posting child pornography, pretending to be Bart Cilfone or
spamming the Uberboard.
Munkeypants's Be-Nice-To-Fucking-EVERYONE simulation™.
Fat Tony's Asshole-o-rama™. 1 on 1 fighting sim. Under the
spell of a hideously fat and mouthy wife and once-abusive
mother, you play a disgustingly obese idiot who fights
against 12 females on your front lawn to aim towards gaining
the illustrious "The Man" recognition.
Hidden101's Narcissistic screensaver™. More wet cunt
displays than a MickGinny post on your screen at all times.
You can't get rid of his twatman face wherever you click.
Random N00B post creator™. At the click of a button, the
data is mixed, mashed and out pops one of many hilarious post
topics: "Canada sucks", "I'm not racist but...", "Hi, I've
been reading on here for a while" to name but a few.
Can't think of any more, 'tro. Feel free to add your own, folks.
User Reviews
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-14 15:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BOO!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-19 19:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't believe i missed this.
i'm drunk
i wuv you stanley
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-16 06:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well there were a few people who had about 100,000 and then he took 170,000 (ish) from me and then suddenly other people had 200,000 and appeared on the MVA. I think Apollo doubled.
I'm not sure exactly on the ones they were dished out to. Adamdidit2u mentioned something about it a few weeks back. Maybe he got some.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-16 04:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
handed out to other users? how so?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-15 05:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, I'm over the hits thing now. Besides, they didn't disappear, they were handed out to other users.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-15 00:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you, degreeless, and youaresoghey need to get together in the Hall of Doom and figure out a way to get your hits back from bart.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
www.HotN00bsPosting.com - Uberboard.
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-13 22:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gooooooolllld
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-13 22:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, a post I laughed at that YOU wrote!
bravo!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-13 15:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best post you've ever done!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture guarantees your spot on the hell bus next to me. I get the window seat!
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo. Its a damn shame that doesn't deter me from posting...
If you want games/programs you mentioned, you make them your damn self.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-13 10:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a spamming bastard, but this is funny.
Proof of the 1,000,000 monkeys at 1,000,000 typewriters theory.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-06-13 09:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-12 23:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-12 22:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-12 21:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy Is A Cunt™. Lotus Notes style software designed for
people to talk about how much they like themselves in a
deluded seedy world of shite...and then post on Ubersite.
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I'll play.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 21:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Q: Where did you get the Lego Technic Hitler?
A: Paint Shop Pro edits, my friend.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-12 19:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-12 17:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy Is A Cunt™. Lotus Notes style software designed for
people to talk about how much they like themselves in a
deluded seedy world of shite...and then post on Ubersite.
________________________
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Where did you get the Lego Technic Hitler?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 17:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gobshite Kaelic's Vitamin World smash and grab trolley dash II™. Overhead racer. Compete against depressives like Lojope and QueenAshlee to collect Prozac packs. The more you collect, the less they steal. The less they steal, the safer your job.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-12 15:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sorry rad
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 14:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye, sorry to the 19,000 or so users I haven't offended. I couldn't think of any more.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-06-12 14:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Purely so.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-12 13:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen's Oops I'm Pregnant Again™. Collect enough
coat hangers in this quirky Pac Man clone to reduce the "worry meter" at the top of the screen before it's too late.
so cruel
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-12 13:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get no respect. And I bet Lego Hitler has a hard time finding Lego Jews.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-12 12:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome post dude
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-12 12:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never get put in these things anymore.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not old. You have insulted me this fine day.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, this was amusing. Touche, sir. Touche.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but i am not a fat balding old man. you have insulted me this fine day.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kai, Rad and Zak: I always get you three mixed up.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i don't get no respect.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Jay, but a program that can automatically detect and ban would be better. I salute you on your efforts though.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kai's Childabuse 'em up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitty Alter Detector v.1
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I already do that...
Or have you yet to notice the:
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
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that makes up about 1/4 of my reviews now-a-days?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not dropping the right names, hitwhore.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitty Alter Detector v.1
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apologies to those of you who are too blind to have high resolution monitors. Besides, Coley resized that picture for me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Jay Pegs's "I'm Reporting You To Management" side-scroller...
Christ, do I have to remind people of EVERYTHING?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tuesdaydelay's enemy generator™.