Skywalker or Mr. Anderson....... (850 hits)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy <Toby1472 AIM/Gmail> (View user info) at 2005-06-13 11:40:08 EDT
Whose mind is more powerful? Which is more impressive, Luke's knowledge of the force or the Neo's mental power, bending the laws of the computer generated world?
May the Force be with you, young Skywalker. You will need it because Neo is the bigger badass. Neo is bald, you have a bowl cut. Neo has computer ports embedded all over his body but doesn't complain, you screamed like a girl when you had to have a hand replaced. Neo wears boots, and doesn't even tie them up tightly, you wear moccasins or sandals. Your fathers are similar, Neo's father was a machine, literally; your Dad is only part machine, you cried like a baby when you found out; Neo wasn't fazed.
You use a light saber; he is a master of any weapon that has ever been created (with the assistance of a simple download from Tank or Dozer). Hand to hand, you fight like a little girl; he knows one hundred variations of Kung-fu and learned them in the span of a few hours. Neo destroyed Smith, someone who couldn't be killed; have you ever killed anyone invincible? Vader was tough but not invincible. Not to mention the fact that once you defeat your opponents, they are gone; Neo has to defeat the agents over and over again.
You ride in the Millennium Falcon and can pilot many ships, Neo rides in the Nebuchadnezzar; but oh by the way, can fucking fly if necessary! I know you can lift or move oranges and fruit by waving your hand, but Neo can stop bullets. Practical applications carry a lot of weight, in my opinion. Yes, you lifted a starship using the force, for a really old, short, green dude; Neo slowed the descent of a falling helicopter to save the woman he loved. What good is a starship if you have to move it using the force?
Neo saved Trinity by reaching into her heart and removing the bullet, massaging it until it began beating again. Have you used the Force to do anything like that? I know you will say that Neo's world is not real, it is not like the planets and moons you travelled to but if you remember the end of Reloaded, he demonstrated his power to stop moving objects is not limited to the Matrix.
I mean let's face it Luke, you were the hero of a generation but do you really think you are a bigger badass? Look at it from his point of view.......
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooooooahhhh, you mean, like, Keanu Reeves, as in, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, is badass, duuude? Woooooooooooah...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:12:41 EDT (#)
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Sky King would kick both their asses from a very high altitude.
Submitted by Innocent23 (user info) at 2005-06-14 07:53:36 EDT (#)
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Neo < Superman < Doomsday
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-06-14 07:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The Matrix trilogy is ghey and Trinity is a man, tbh.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:39:14 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of the Han vs Lando thread.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:13:34 EDT (#)
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Marv from Sin City would tear everyone apart, and all these non-7ft-500lb pussies know it. Marv has no special powers but 40" biceps and pathological rage.
Marv: "I handeld that big guy, just like I promised, Dwight. I didn't kill him. Hell, I didn't even cripple him. Six months in traction, tops. I took an eye out of him though."
Also, Luke screams when he gets hurt. Screams like a bitch. Neo gets shot a few times as slumps over. Pussy. Marv gets the electric chair, and does he blub?
"That all you got, pansies?"
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 20:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
duck dodgers you say?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-13 20:26:23 EDT (#)
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my moneys on buck motherfuckin rogers
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:21:53 EDT (#)
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my post of our rip battle only got a .12 and less than 400 hits so i'll pass this time. Hone your skills against someone else.
Submitted by ShitstormXP (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:02:26 EDT (#)
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I hate fanboys.
*Luke uses freaky deaky force to render himself invisible to Neo, and Chops him in half.*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:00:07 EDT (#)
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ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP ROP
Im listening to enigma right now
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-13 16:38:29 EDT (#)
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You want to rip battle again? It'll be on and I'll take you this time.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 16:16:09 EDT (#)
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already back to talking shit involving star wars stevie?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-13 16:08:28 EDT (#)
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They're both homos. Obi-Wan Kenobi would fuck up everyone's shit, hardcore.
Fuck Luke in the ear. Fuck Neo. He's a queer.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 16:04:01 EDT (#)
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donnie darko would just mess with the fabric of time and space and beat them both.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 15:58:28 EDT (#)
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Mark Hamill vs. Canoe Reeves!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-13 15:45:30 EDT (#)
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Legolas? That tousle-haired pussy?
I'd like to see one of these losers take on Rand al'Thor.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-13 13:10:18 EDT (#)
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Legolas would ruin both of their shit.
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:49:43 EDT (#)
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Automatic +2 from a die hard matrix fanboy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:36:46 EDT (#)
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The T-1000 wins. Robert Patrick pwns joo!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:22:46 EDT (#)
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OK, I'll email you I've got many more
Mr. Blonde (Resevoir Dogs) vs. Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:14:13 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are you rambling about?
Luke would fuck Neo up.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:12:56 EDT (#)
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for bigger badass I wouldn't choose neo. it'd be John Murdoch in Dark City. it preceeded matrix by about a year. he rocked more than neo.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:06:24 EDT (#)
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Pre-Neo Trinity. I think, damn that is a tough one.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:02:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:59:28 (#)
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Agreed.
I think the real question here is whose pants do you want into more?
Padme vs. Trinity
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Oh crap. Somebody just had a post about how hot Trinity was BEFORE she slept with Neo (and not after). . . can't remember who it was, but it was a really good point.
Contest has to be Padme v. Trinity prior to the Neo hook-up.
I think I'd have to go with Padme . . . because as hot as Trinity is/was, I think she'd hurt me, and I'm really not into that.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-13 12:01:34 EDT (#)
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you guys, email me later toby1472@Gmail. I think we might be able to get a lot of these matchups going if you want to work together on them?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:59:42 EDT (#)
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How about this:
Agent Smith v. Prequel Trilogy Obi-Wan? Place yer bets. Battle takes place INSIDE the Matrix.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:59:28 EDT (#)
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Agreed.
I think the real question here is whose pants do you want into more?
Padme vs. Trinity
mmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:51:43 EDT (#)
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Ssshhhh. I wanted Neo to win but I agree, Anakin would destroy him....
That's why I chose Luke, the pretty boy, the girly Jedi..
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you change this to Neo and Anakin you will get most heated by the end of the day...
Many Uberdorks there are.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:48:19 EDT (#)
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I'll agree with Teephph this should have been Anakin vs. Neo.
Luke vs. Neo is no contest Neo>
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-13 11:45:29 EDT (#)
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You get points for catching yourself and realizing that most of Neo's power is only applicable inside the Matrix. But then you add this: "but if you remember the end of Reloaded, he demonstrated his power to stop moving objects is not limited to the Matrix."
Without commenting on what that DID to him. Knocked his ass out cold, if I remember correctly.
How practical is that? You stopped three sentenels, but the other six-hundred just disemboweled your ass.
You should have made this match-up as Anakin v. neo in any case. Luke was never the strogest Jedi in history, only the strongest in existance, because all the rest were dead.